Maggie’s Shanksters new woman is trying for world record.
- Thread starter BountyHunter
- Start date
Re: Shanksters new woman is trying for world record.
<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E5t-m9ZnQcs&feature=related"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E5t-m9ZnQcs&feature=related" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E5t-m9ZnQcs&feature=related"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E5t-m9ZnQcs&feature=related" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
Re: Shanksters new woman is trying for world record.
We need to save the bleach for the gene pool.
We need to save the bleach for the gene pool.
Re: Shanksters new woman is trying for world record.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
</div></div>
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
</div></div>
Re: Shanksters new woman is trying for world record.
Thats a grease fire just waiting to happen...
Thats a grease fire just waiting to happen...
Re: Shanksters new woman is trying for world record.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">can you imagine being her gynecologist?</div></div>
I think she would need a "Cave Spelunker". Because you would need a completely different set of tools with this whale.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">can you imagine being her gynecologist?</div></div>
I think she would need a "Cave Spelunker". Because you would need a completely different set of tools with this whale.
Re: Shanksters new woman is trying for world record.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Badshot308</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How the hell does she even move?? </div></div>
<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k6gpsA5Jd30&feature=related"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k6gpsA5Jd30&feature=related" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Badshot308</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How the hell does she even move?? </div></div>
<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k6gpsA5Jd30&feature=related"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k6gpsA5Jd30&feature=related" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
Re: Shanksters new woman is trying for world record.
I'm blind....That's alot more skin than anyone should show.
I'm blind....That's alot more skin than anyone should show.
Re: Shanksters new woman is trying for world record.
Challenge accepted. That would be one less thing on Shankster's bucket list.
Challenge accepted. That would be one less thing on Shankster's bucket list.
Re: Shanksters new woman is trying for world record.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Challenge accepted. That would be one less thing on Shankster's bucket list. </div></div>
Good to see ya Shank, thought mabey you were on another breaak.
After long thought I think the only way to do that would be to put her in a 55 gallon barrel, upside down, and then have yourself lowered onto it by a crane. This qualifies as a two board model....you carry a second in case the first one breaks. Dont forget your camping gear, crampons, oxygen supply, 3 sources of light, and a months supply of MRE's in case you get lost in there.
Almost forgot, a gps so they can find your remains if you cant get out.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Challenge accepted. That would be one less thing on Shankster's bucket list. </div></div>
Good to see ya Shank, thought mabey you were on another breaak.
After long thought I think the only way to do that would be to put her in a 55 gallon barrel, upside down, and then have yourself lowered onto it by a crane. This qualifies as a two board model....you carry a second in case the first one breaks. Dont forget your camping gear, crampons, oxygen supply, 3 sources of light, and a months supply of MRE's in case you get lost in there.
Almost forgot, a gps so they can find your remains if you cant get out.
Re: Shanksters new woman is trying for world record.
That won't fit in a 55 gallon drum. A high cube 40' shipping container would be more like it...
That won't fit in a 55 gallon drum. A high cube 40' shipping container would be more like it...
Re: Shanksters new woman is trying for world record.
"there be the great white whale mobydick" aaarrrggg.
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.
"there be the great white whale mobydick" aaarrrggg.
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.
Re: Shanksters new woman is trying for world record.
I'm still vomiting. How the fuck do they get this big? I mean at 300lbs. + don't you say "Self, no more KFC/Pizzahut/Little Debbie" ?
Oh well...
I'm still vomiting. How the fuck do they get this big? I mean at 300lbs. + don't you say "Self, no more KFC/Pizzahut/Little Debbie" ?
Oh well...
Re: Shanksters new woman is trying for world record.
Don't forget the baking powder.
Just roll her over and find the wet spot.
Don't forget the baking powder.
Just roll her over and find the wet spot.
Re: Shanksters new woman is trying for world record.
she would probably eat the baking powder before you found the wet spot.
she would probably eat the baking powder before you found the wet spot.
Re: Shanksters new woman is trying for world record.
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! MY EYES HAS BEEN RAPED!
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! MY EYES HAS BEEN RAPED!
Similar threads
