Yes. You read that correctly. Share your poop. This is an inclusive thread. All poops welcome
Colon health is no joke. Sharing is Caring my friends.
So, share your poop.
The farts before hand are welcome and encouraged in this discussion.
The exit (did you pop a vessel or two straining, was it a slow slide, deer poop size nuggets, monster that felt like birth of an elephant, or was it the spray explosion post Taco Bell kind).
You can share if it was a ghost poop (you know you pooped, but its not where to be seen in the toilet and was a clean drop with nothing on the TP on clean-up, or did it resemble an oak trunk and need a Poop Knife and a plunger to get it to go down).
Describe the smell. Did you make a face at your own stink? Admit it, you know you have more than once in your life.
How many squares of TP did you use? Did it require multiples? Did it require the wet wipes hidden for the messing ones?
Extra points for multiple flushes required, swirling your butt around because it was like soft serve and just wouldn't stop, and good descriptors of your last meal based on what you see.
Automatic prize mailed out if you see AOC or Pelosi's face in your deuce (like people see Jesus' face on toast) and you get a pic. Must have your Hide handle and date on a sticky note (or square of TP cause who has sticky notes in the crapper) to count.
Also, for some of you, a Shart is a real occurrence. Not all of us are old or lacking in O-ring power for that to be a reality, yet, and we still want to hear about it. Extra points if its the kind where you just toss your shorts (if you wear them) and go commando the rest of the day. For sure the best reason to wear underwear right after an accidental catching of your little buddy in your fly during zip-up.
The above are suggestions for how to format your post. Not requirements.
The good news is, we will get a lot of details here. Not like when you tell your wife that your friend is getting a divorce and you have no details to answer the 378 questions she has about it. Every man knows all the details when they drop a satisfying deuce.
So, share your poop!!
Colon health is no joke. Sharing is Caring my friends.
So, share your poop.
The farts before hand are welcome and encouraged in this discussion.
The exit (did you pop a vessel or two straining, was it a slow slide, deer poop size nuggets, monster that felt like birth of an elephant, or was it the spray explosion post Taco Bell kind).
You can share if it was a ghost poop (you know you pooped, but its not where to be seen in the toilet and was a clean drop with nothing on the TP on clean-up, or did it resemble an oak trunk and need a Poop Knife and a plunger to get it to go down).
Describe the smell. Did you make a face at your own stink? Admit it, you know you have more than once in your life.
How many squares of TP did you use? Did it require multiples? Did it require the wet wipes hidden for the messing ones?
Extra points for multiple flushes required, swirling your butt around because it was like soft serve and just wouldn't stop, and good descriptors of your last meal based on what you see.
Automatic prize mailed out if you see AOC or Pelosi's face in your deuce (like people see Jesus' face on toast) and you get a pic. Must have your Hide handle and date on a sticky note (or square of TP cause who has sticky notes in the crapper) to count.
Also, for some of you, a Shart is a real occurrence. Not all of us are old or lacking in O-ring power for that to be a reality, yet, and we still want to hear about it. Extra points if its the kind where you just toss your shorts (if you wear them) and go commando the rest of the day. For sure the best reason to wear underwear right after an accidental catching of your little buddy in your fly during zip-up.
The above are suggestions for how to format your post. Not requirements.
The good news is, we will get a lot of details here. Not like when you tell your wife that your friend is getting a divorce and you have no details to answer the 378 questions she has about it. Every man knows all the details when they drop a satisfying deuce.
So, share your poop!!
