Share Your Poop!!!
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not that big of a sally.
Doesnt really decrease the cleanup efforts, though if a true doozy, does seem to ensure cleanliness a good but better.
i have spent more time wiping with snowballs in the dead of winter than I want to remember though. That will get you clean.
nice sling on your pew pew. I like mine.
and yeah, its on a PSA.
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That really needs a pic. Anything over 7 does.
I had a couple beers and queso with a friend after shooting today.
Hope is alive for a good one tomorrow post coffee.
I had a couple beers and queso with a friend after shooting today.
Hope is alive for a good one tomorrow post coffee.
if you drink a whole 2 liter bottle of welch's grape soda, your poop will be green.
/something special for st. patrick's day.
/something special for st. patrick's day.
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2/9/21
Poop report
6.5/10 A bit more odorific than normal, satisfactory volume.
Poop report
6.5/10 A bit more odorific than normal, satisfactory volume.
5.5/10 here.
awful stink.
thats the only deviation from normal which I give a 4/10.
Had a couple beers and some chips/queso after shooting last night.
best guess as to what gave the jump in stink.
awful stink.
thats the only deviation from normal which I give a 4/10.
Had a couple beers and some chips/queso after shooting last night.
best guess as to what gave the jump in stink.
Where's Jerry Nadler when he could actually comment on something he has extensive knowledge of, EPIC shit expulsions.
well here’s my ass after Carolina reaper chili
Had a delicious lunch yesterday called the Fiesta Chicken Salad.
A big salad of mixed greens with black beans, grilled chicken, corn salsa, and some kind of a chipotle ranch dressing.
low aroma, lotta corn, excellent gas along with it. I will assume good fiber in my diet overall as its floating.
Nothing quite like the way a post poop fart sounds in the toilet bowl.
we are going 6/10 today.
A big salad of mixed greens with black beans, grilled chicken, corn salsa, and some kind of a chipotle ranch dressing.
low aroma, lotta corn, excellent gas along with it. I will assume good fiber in my diet overall as its floating.
Nothing quite like the way a post poop fart sounds in the toilet bowl.
we are going 6/10 today.
Held out till ,,,,
2/10/21 poop report
8.2/10
Excellent volume, mild aroma, normal wipe count and a bit spicy because I had two jalapeños with the
I had for dinner.
2/10/21 poop report
8.2/10
Excellent volume, mild aroma, normal wipe count and a bit spicy because I had two jalapeños with the
I had for dinner.
today, the second deuce of the day gets discussion.
The urge hit. No waiting allowed. It was one of those kind.
Large amount of gas before the poop sterted to exit and all of it was odd smelling.
Normal poop brown in color.
strange that it was not explosive, but just a soft pencil looking turd. Musta been 3 feet of it easily. Not a continuous piece, but say 3-4 pieces There were short delays and farts in between. But only 10 seconds or so each.
total time from seated till finished was under 1 minute.
Simple clean up.
Thought by volume alone there may be a need for the plunger (worth extra points).
going with 6.8/10 based on uniqueness of style and presentation, large volume, and decidedly interesting bouquet.
Happy Friday!!!
The urge hit. No waiting allowed. It was one of those kind.
Large amount of gas before the poop sterted to exit and all of it was odd smelling.
Normal poop brown in color.
strange that it was not explosive, but just a soft pencil looking turd. Musta been 3 feet of it easily. Not a continuous piece, but say 3-4 pieces There were short delays and farts in between. But only 10 seconds or so each.
total time from seated till finished was under 1 minute.
Simple clean up.
Thought by volume alone there may be a need for the plunger (worth extra points).
going with 6.8/10 based on uniqueness of style and presentation, large volume, and decidedly interesting bouquet.
Happy Friday!!!
I was disappointed in mine this morning.
Had tacos for lunch and leftover Mexican from the night before, and two beers.
The farts last night were superb.
As soon as I woke up this morning, the urge was there but I waited until the coffee kicked in.
Got seated, gave it a light push and I was done. WTF?
I did look down and it had sufficient volume. The texture was soft pâte and totally lacking in that sweet south of the border aroma.
4.5/10 ☹
Had tacos for lunch and leftover Mexican from the night before, and two beers.
The farts last night were superb.
As soon as I woke up this morning, the urge was there but I waited until the coffee kicked in.
Got seated, gave it a light push and I was done. WTF?
I did look down and it had sufficient volume. The texture was soft pâte and totally lacking in that sweet south of the border aroma.
4.5/10 ☹
Today was weird my morning deuce was meh nothing. Odd hmm. About 20 minutes ago I got this rumble at my standing desk which was disconcerting as I was favoring one leg so cheek pressure was on full relax. Big fart and boom.....I clamped down just in time. Whoa here we go. Hobble to crapper, take one foot out of pants for extra clearance and whooooosh it was like someone turned on a chocolate sprinkler. Think 50 turds sandwiched b/t 49 farts....stacatto flutter. And before I could admire any of it the party was over. All I have to say is I'm hungry b/c that had to be everything from my esophogas to my O-ring out in .327 seconds. The BC of that turd.....wouldn't even matter b/c the MV beat the air into submission. From 10' that would have plucked an IPSC steel target off the chains.
You must be very young. At a certain age you learn to never trust a fart and when you start feeling that Rumble you start looking for the can.
You fellas are really bring this to life today.
thanks for the laughs!!
I may start sharing work poop stories. I have a few doozies.
Here is an early one.
I knew in high school I wanted to work in the medical field.
My mom worked at the hospital and one of the paramedics helped set up an Explorer Post so I could shadow staff and learn more about what I wanted to do. Small, rural place, so I got a ton of experience and exposure to hospital life before even going to CNA training.
We had specialists who would drive a bit over an hour from the city to see patients and do minor procedures. One more common one was endoscopy and colonoscopy by a GI guy.
One day I am out of school and following the staff and they get a GI patient to sleep (who swore he did all the prep and his stools had been clear liquid) and the doctor gets going with the colonoscopy.
Barely started up the poop shoot and the stimulation releases a sizable fart and significant proof the guy was less than honest about how he had done his prep.
Everyone has PPE of gowns, masks, eye pro, gloves so not a huge deal.
Except Doc had on a new pair of Italian made loafers and wasnt wearing any booties or shoe coverings....
The liquified crap dripped down his gown and onto his sock, into his shoe, and it was hilarious.
After it was all over and he was cleaned up, he was even able to laugh about it.
I ran into him in the ICU of the hospital where I trained my senior year of college and reminded him and we laughed. Then the whole staff had to hear the story and laughed their butts off too.
And that my friends, is some funny shit!!
thanks for the laughs!!
I may start sharing work poop stories. I have a few doozies.
Here is an early one.
I knew in high school I wanted to work in the medical field.
My mom worked at the hospital and one of the paramedics helped set up an Explorer Post so I could shadow staff and learn more about what I wanted to do. Small, rural place, so I got a ton of experience and exposure to hospital life before even going to CNA training.
We had specialists who would drive a bit over an hour from the city to see patients and do minor procedures. One more common one was endoscopy and colonoscopy by a GI guy.
One day I am out of school and following the staff and they get a GI patient to sleep (who swore he did all the prep and his stools had been clear liquid) and the doctor gets going with the colonoscopy.
Barely started up the poop shoot and the stimulation releases a sizable fart and significant proof the guy was less than honest about how he had done his prep.
Everyone has PPE of gowns, masks, eye pro, gloves so not a huge deal.
Except Doc had on a new pair of Italian made loafers and wasnt wearing any booties or shoe coverings....
The liquified crap dripped down his gown and onto his sock, into his shoe, and it was hilarious.
After it was all over and he was cleaned up, he was even able to laugh about it.
I ran into him in the ICU of the hospital where I trained my senior year of college and reminded him and we laughed. Then the whole staff had to hear the story and laughed their butts off too.
And that my friends, is some funny shit!!
PSA. Option #1 has a sweeter aroma, but can cause very short sphincter alerts and I don't mean farts. Option #2 is pretty safe for entire family no one will vomit or pass out, but vapors can hang for a significant period of time....air oil.
Well.
Today has been a good one. 2 full cups of coffee consumed before blast-off.
3 normal diameter, shorter than normal, and firm turds rocketed out, mixed with a decent volume of gas.
good splash and sound, and fortunately, my butt stayed dry!
A normal volume of normal poop followed. Normal aroma.
giving it a 7.5/10 for a spectacular beginning.
Today has been a good one. 2 full cups of coffee consumed before blast-off.
3 normal diameter, shorter than normal, and firm turds rocketed out, mixed with a decent volume of gas.
good splash and sound, and fortunately, my butt stayed dry!
A normal volume of normal poop followed. Normal aroma.
giving it a 7.5/10 for a spectacular beginning.
Is there a medical rule on floaters vs sinkers? Should they all float or all sink or it does not matter? Someone (not medical) told me floaters were a sign of something going wrong but that is just what someone said.
On a parallel but different note, I caught a bad e-coli bug in Mexico many years ago. the plumbing would not work so finally went to the doc. It took 2 inject-able antibiotics an 3 oral to finally kill it. it took almost a year for my body to finally produce the right poop after all that. Seriously, it took a year. Take that "shit" seriously, it can kill you.
On a parallel but different note, I caught a bad e-coli bug in Mexico many years ago. the plumbing would not work so finally went to the doc. It took 2 inject-able antibiotics an 3 oral to finally kill it. it took almost a year for my body to finally produce the right poop after all that. Seriously, it took a year. Take that "shit" seriously, it can kill you.
You're not from Texas are you? That Mexican stuff is kind of what we grow up with here.
On a side note, I suggest not ingesting Mexican tequila and Mexican jalapenos at the same time unless your system is used to it... A little free advice
On a side note, I suggest not ingesting Mexican tequila and Mexican jalapenos at the same time unless your system is used to it... A little free advice
No idea what race they are. I only know the one on the floor is more retarded than the othersJapanese Pandas?
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Changed my diet the last few weeks and now when I stand up, its stuck in the drain hole while sticking out of the water like 6 inches.
It's basically the ending of Titanic.
It's basically the ending of Titanic.
A few weeks or so ago I was badly constipated for almost 4 days! Once I was finally able to start going again I kept on feeling really nauseated and light headed and feverish. The part that annoyed me the most was the feverish feeling and sweating. Well, like a moron I turned to Google for help and I wrote something to the effect of "why do I feel hot while pooping". Needless to say the results I got were NOT what I was looking for! 
A few weeks or so ago I was badly constipated for almost 4 days! Once I was finally able to start going again I kept on feeling really nauseated and light headed and feverish. The part that annoyed me the most was the feverish feeling and sweating. Well, like a moron I turned to Google for help and I wrote something to the effect of "why do I feel hot while pooping". Needless to say the results I got were NOT what I was looking for!
Maybe not what you were looking for, but not unwelcome?
Maybe not what you were looking for, but not unwelcome?
Thank God it was Google and not Bing!
I think I just lost 4 pounds.
Last night, Rebecca made chicken fried steak, fresh green beans (with a sprinkling of red pepper flakes) and a big assed batch of potato wedges.
I ate way too much.
Got up this morning with that push feeling.
About three sips of coffee later I began to feel "the slide."
Of course, I wanted to wait to finish the coffee but it became increasingly difficult.
Discharge was relatively normal and in three phases.
Phase one was the log.
Phase two loggish looking pâte.
Phase three was the chocolate that I ate after dinner. It came out like a mix between soft chocolate and soft serve icecream.
Pretty cool, three dis-stink styles of turds.
No pellets for me because that tells me something has gone wrong.
Anyhoo, 6.89/10 for difficulty.
9.275/10 for execution.
10/10 appearance.
Last night, Rebecca made chicken fried steak, fresh green beans (with a sprinkling of red pepper flakes) and a big assed batch of potato wedges.
I ate way too much.
Got up this morning with that push feeling.
About three sips of coffee later I began to feel "the slide."
Of course, I wanted to wait to finish the coffee but it became increasingly difficult.
Discharge was relatively normal and in three phases.
Phase one was the log.
Phase two loggish looking pâte.
Phase three was the chocolate that I ate after dinner. It came out like a mix between soft chocolate and soft serve icecream.
Pretty cool, three dis-stink styles of turds.
No pellets for me because that tells me something has gone wrong.
Anyhoo, 6.89/10 for difficulty.
9.275/10 for execution.
10/10 appearance.
I don't find it a coincidence this song came on AGAIN during an excellent 0500 download. Thanks Chuck.....I did>>>
Back in '79 at the fraternity house. A guy runs out of the stall screaming "don't flush it and get me a camera, its gotta be a new worlds record". So of course, everyone had to see it. I swear it stood 2.5' up out of the toilet and had more coils at the base than the copperheads around here and had to be 4" around. It was unreal. He eventually got his pictures and had to chop it up into pieces and hold some back with a bowie knife to get it to flush. No paper...which confused me. About a year later, he had surgery on his intestines due to some infection or abnormality of some sort. BTW, pre-surgery, his farts would clear out an entire house they were so bad. I graduated so I don't know how the story ended.
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