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Share Your Poop!!!
- Thread starter powdahound76
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I know there’s a gay joke in here somewhere, but I’ll be damned if I can if I can push it out!A few weeks or so ago I was badly constipated for almost 4 days! Once I was finally able to start going again I kept on feeling really nauseated and light headed and feverish. The part that annoyed me the most was the feverish feeling and sweating. Well, like a moron I turned to Google for help and I wrote something to the effect of "why do I feel hot while pooping". Needless to say the results I got were NOT what I was looking for!
2/16/21 poop report
8/10
Good one today
Good volume.
Low aroma.
Moderate spice considering I had a few habaneros last night.
Clean break with very light clean up needed.
8/10
Good one today
Good volume.
Low aroma.
Moderate spice considering I had a few habaneros last night.
Clean break with very light clean up needed.
Venison on top of Vigo cuban rice and spring mix with some soy . Didn't even need to wipe, but did for safety precaution. Entire download was under 5 seconds with perfect pinch off.
#cellophaneturd
#cellophaneturd
FYI fresh roll of Charmin in glove box for unplanned downloads in port-o-let
In-game poop report:
mild strain-we’re on vacation so I’m eating terrible
will probably need considerable cleanup because of said diet changes
low odor, somehow
peek in to check aesthetics- OH MY GOD, WHY IS MY POOP GREEN!? Oh wait, my son’s birthday was a few days ago and I’ve been snacking on birthday cake decorated with a bunch of dye-colored frosting since then.
mild strain-we’re on vacation so I’m eating terrible
will probably need considerable cleanup because of said diet changes
low odor, somehow
peek in to check aesthetics- OH MY GOD, WHY IS MY POOP GREEN!? Oh wait, my son’s birthday was a few days ago and I’ve been snacking on birthday cake decorated with a bunch of dye-colored frosting since then.
Poop report 2/18/21
Had to run to the shitter.
Strained on what could only be a queball.
Giant splash, pretty sure ripped something and broke blood vessel in left eye.
Followed by a whipped peanut butter consistency.
Aroma was awful.
After 20 minutes of wiping, really considering getting butthole waxed. Wife is on board.
End report
Had to run to the shitter.
Strained on what could only be a queball.
Giant splash, pretty sure ripped something and broke blood vessel in left eye.
Followed by a whipped peanut butter consistency.
Aroma was awful.
After 20 minutes of wiping, really considering getting butthole waxed. Wife is on board.
End report
Note I don't drink alcohol.
Four Loko - Wikipedia
Are we talking about a drink or some of the Hide members?!?Note I don't drink alcohol.
Introduced in 05 as an 14% abv alcoholic energy drink. Later banned and was reintroduced in 10 without the energy drink ingredients.Four Loko - Wikipedia
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I lived in Fl around that time and we had something like that called Sparks. I don’t remember how strong they were but I do remember them working wellNote I don't drink alcohol.
Introduced in 05 as an 14% abv alcoholic energy drink. Later banned and was reintroduced in 10 without the energy drink ingredients.Four Loko - Wikipedia
Wow. Some great responses.
I got busy and forgot to post yesterday AM.
a normal diameter, common brown, regular aroma, formed with easy passing. BUT. The distal end was disappeared in the bottom of the crapper and the proximal end was protruding from the water by at least an inch.
Then a nice 6” floater along with it.
that gets an 8.5/10 for serious length.
Today is a pretty pale (close to FDE, but hard to get the cerekote color swatches in the toilet), probably to snacking on hummus yesterday.
other than the interesting color its pretty average.
6/10 for cool pale color.
I got busy and forgot to post yesterday AM.
a normal diameter, common brown, regular aroma, formed with easy passing. BUT. The distal end was disappeared in the bottom of the crapper and the proximal end was protruding from the water by at least an inch.
Then a nice 6” floater along with it.
that gets an 8.5/10 for serious length.
Today is a pretty pale (close to FDE, but hard to get the cerekote color swatches in the toilet), probably to snacking on hummus yesterday.
other than the interesting color its pretty average.
6/10 for cool pale color.
3rd day in a row with lackluster performance in the Dookatorium. I lay part of the blame with no smoking joes bbq for 2 weeks, but also an over abundance of rabbit food. Currently have a venison backstrap thawing out literal 'brown it's down' hopeful for next 24 hours.
i had an unusually long stool today. very uniform in diameter and it came out so quickly that i was startled by the oal of this one.
it also coiled itself neatly in the bowl. i am sorry i didn't take a picture.
it also coiled itself neatly in the bowl. i am sorry i didn't take a picture.
i had an unusually long stool today. very uniform in diameter and it came out so quickly that i was startled by the oal of this one.
it also coiled itself neatly in the bowl. i am sorry i didn't take a picture.
i had an unusually long stool today. very uniform in diameter and it came out so quickly that i was startled by the oal of this one.
it also coiled itself neatly in the bowl. i am sorry i didn't take a picture.
That, my friend is known as a king coiler.
hmm, my diet yesterday was not typical so perhaps this can be replicated.
large helping of coleslaw
large serving of spinach and feta spanakopita (12 pieces)
some crinkle cut french fries (cause i got hungry again later).
They'd always plug me up the first few days, around day 3 or so....Fucking epic.
The problem is you're not chewing the ex lax gum that comes with every accessory pack.
I'm pre-gaming Friday morning's deuce and calling my shot: a 9.3 on the sphincter scale. Thursday I will be eating a Smoking Joes meal with fries, baked beans and pork. Not decided on a bbq sauce yet which is a critical aspect to aroma. I always get that hint of smoky vapor, but am finding the cherry bbq sauce makes the entire downstairs just downright enjoyable afterwards. 47 hours til feed time.
Almost didn’t make it to the bathroom. I should have gone at work but it wasn’t too dire. I got home and started making something to eat. I started burbling about halfway through but thought I could power through and wait until I finished making what I started. Lol, nope. Thankfully I didn’t make a mess anywhere I shouldn’t have. I sat down just in time for the emergency offload. Effort, color, texture, & smell were all normal. Disaster averted...
i have learned over the years that my ability to "hold it" gets exponentially smaller as i get closer to the toilet.
if i am stopped en route, but extremely close, there could be a problem.
I got caught in a similar situation a few years ago too. I was downtown watching football with some friends and had a few tingles just as the game was wrapping up. I told myself, “it’s not bad, I can wait until I get home”. Well... I was halfway home when I was suddenly caught in an emergency. I was clinching and wriggling in my seat. The only thing I could do was get off the highway and sprint to the bathroom of the first gas station I found. My poop hit the water before my ass hit the seati have learned over the years that my ability to "hold it" gets exponentially smaller as i get closer to the toilet.
if i am stopped en route, but extremely close, there could be a problem.
Start time 11:58 am final wipe at 12:13, began hard and clumpy, pain and blood, with amazing hang time. I had to reach up and grab it a few times like yanking a snake out of a drain pipe. Finished in massive mound of cookie dough. I felt great when done as though a covey of quail flushed out of my ass. Thought you all would want to know.
Bro, more vegetables. the cruciferous kind. Try some celery and pears. And more water.
And maybe a doctor.
And maybe a doctor.
Heres one for ya houndy, how they shat in medieval castles. Id hate to be walking underneath when somebody let go a nasty load.
So ended up pre-pregaming I stopped by The Wing House last night impromptu.....20 teriyaki wings and curly fries. Only partially out today so when joined with BBQ tomorrow it should make for a proud papa Friday morning....envision contractions starting around 4am and giving birth to cosby around 0500.
Nothing special thus far.
Was hopeful as I crushed 2 really nice 1/2 lb cheeseburgers for dinner last night.
Like I used 3 lbs of explosive and its like a black cat going off....
Get this back to page one and hopefully we can get a report from the results of Busch Lite from @Mooseknuckles for some good news on a Mo
Was hopeful as I crushed 2 really nice 1/2 lb cheeseburgers for dinner last night.
Like I used 3 lbs of explosive and its like a black cat going off....
Get this back to page one and hopefully we can get a report from the results of Busch Lite from @Mooseknuckles for some good news on a Mo
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Nothing special thus far.
Was hopeful as I crushed 2 really nice 1/2 lb cheeseburgers for dinner last night.
Like I used 3 lbs of explosive and its like a black cat going off....
Get this back to page one and hopefully we can get a report from the results of Busch Lite from @Mooseknuckles for some good news on a Mo
