She said "our buttholes need 10 minutes of direct sunlight a day"...

[Milf Dots]

An attractive, single, female friend of mine just told me her girlfriend told her "people should expose their anuses to direct sunlight for ten minutes a day for better health"... She asked me what I thought, and I told her I thought it was a great idea for MY health if she did it in my presence.

She's a school teacher.

WhereTF do people come up with this crazy stuff?! Admittedly, with this particular thing I'm not complaining...

ETA: I almost forgot- she volunteered that she'd lay on her back and bring her knees toward her head.

YES- this was actual conversation.

 

[Charger442]

An attractive, single, female friend of mine just told me her girlfriend told her "people should expose their anuses to direct sunlight for ten minutes a day for better health"... She asked me what I thought, and I told her I thought it was a great idea for MY health if she did it in my presence.

She's a school teacher.

WhereTF do people come up with this crazy stuff?! Admittedly, with this particular thing I'm not complaining...

ETA: I almost forgot- she volunteered that she'd lay on her back and bring her knees toward her head.

YES- this was actual conversation.

Ok. Why are you telling us? Get after it.


School teachers are repressed all day. Wild in the sack

 

[pmclaine]

Obviously never heard the saying about “where the sun don’t shine”…..

 

[Hobo Hilton]

LOL...

Does Your Butthole Need Sunlight? Perineum Sunning Gurus Say Yes

Do you feel lethargic? Have you lost your spark in the bedroom? If so, some strange influencers have a suggestion: sunbathe your butthole. Social media is the wild west of wellness trends, many of which dwindle after their fifteen minutes of fame. But it’s hard to ignore the tribe of dudes (and...

dudeproducts.com

 

[UKDslayer]

Are you familiar with the two-hit cancer hypothesis? Its when the effects of one carcinogenic element (i.e. HPV from you-know-what known to cause rectal/colon cancer, i.e. Farrah Fawcett) is not just additive to another (sunlight-induced DNA mutations) but synergistic (meaning the effects of the two are greater than the sum of the two independently). Jabbed adds another element by weakening the immune system.

 

[Ronws]

Sing this song to the tune of the Brady Bunch:

"Smacked my anus
With my own penis.
That's what I get for dancing in the nude (sound of a whip snap or whoop-ish!)
Got caught in my own ass hair.
Had to yank it loose. (sound of ripping velcro and "ouch!")
'til one day I fingered a solution.
Paracord tied around the end.
Hanging from above
It's a dick tie.

It never happened again.
Never happened again, never happened again.

And it never happened again."

Then, the ending cadence of the song which is a descending arpeggio to the tonic, a perfect cadence.

You are welcome, internet.

 

[pmclaine]

Are you familiar with the two-hit cancer hypothesis? Its when the effects of one carcinogenic element (i.e. HPV from you-know-what known to cause rectal/colon cancer, i.e. Farrah Fawcett) is not just additive to another (sunlight-induced DNA mutations) but synergistic (meaning the effects of the two are greater than the sum of the two independently). Jabbed adds another element by weakening the immune system.

My advice? Go for it, make sure you are the beneficiary of a generous life insurance policy.

Third input = Three strikes?

 

[pmclaine]

LOL...

Does Your Butthole Need Sunlight? Perineum Sunning Gurus Say Yes

Do you feel lethargic? Have you lost your spark in the bedroom? If so, some strange influencers have a suggestion: sunbathe your butthole. Social media is the wild west of wellness trends, many of which dwindle after their fifteen minutes of fame. But it’s hard to ignore the tribe of dudes (and...

dudeproducts.com

New age bullshit.

After sunning their taints they proceeded to sodomize each other.

 

[Numedal]

That sounds like a truly awful part of the body to get sunburned...

 

[DRandi]

Perineum Suntanning—Actor Josh Brolin Reveals 'Crazy' Sunburn After Trying the Trend

Actor Josh Brolin revealed he got a severe sunburn after trying the butt-suntanning trend—aka perineum tanning. Here's what you should know about the dangers this can cause.

www.health.com

 

[JR_77]

I keep up with a few nutritional and workout channels on YouTube and never heard of such a thing I must be getting old so that will be a no for me dawg.

If you decide to try this out do it at your house where you know there are no cameras.

Your lady friend may want to make you TikTok famous unbeknownst to you if she has cameras. May the force be with you.

 

[PatMiles]

The first two words in the thread title should have warned everybody to avoid this thread!

 

[Maggot]

That sounds like a truly awful part of the body to get sunburned...

In fairness, she's only advising 10 minutes, not 10 hours.

 

[Kadams1563]

I mean I’d watch it.

 

[Pharmseller]

Low vitamin D levels is a risk factor for multiple sclerosis.

Just sayin’.

 

[Rthur]

Do they make sunglasses for the brown eye?

R

 

[diverdon]

An attractive, single, female friend of mine just told me her girlfriend told her "people should expose their anuses to direct sunlight for ten minutes a day for better health"... She asked me what I thought, and I told her I thought it was a great idea for MY health if she did it in my presence.

She's a school teacher.



ETA: I almost forgot- she volunteered that she'd lay on her back and bring her knees toward her head.

I wonder what else might happen while she's in that position.

 

[dfwglockguy]

Pictures of this teacher or it didn’t happen!

 

[pmclaine]

“Hey guys! Hand over here with the sunscreen please?”

 

[Maggot]

Just use SPF 50+ and you'll be ok.

 

[Inifinty]

Another day closer to..

 

[acudaowner]

did you offer to help her but get the sunlight she needs on her but hole I would have run over with one of those new high power led flash lights and charred her ass into a wonderful steak texture and all for free

just add some coco butter .

 

[Winningdog]

Does she need someone to rub suntanning lotion on it for her? Just trying to be helpful.

 

[Ronws]

One could always stick one of those drink umbrellas in there to regulate the amount of sunlight. However, if you fart in that position, you are likely to fire off a balsam missile.

"Why does this cute drink ornament smell like ass?"

 

[LawnMM]

 

[Ronws]

Is this the view you saw while laying on your back with your defecatory orifice pointing skyward?

 

[TexPatriot]

In fairness, she's only advising 10 minutes, not 10 hours.

So she's going to spread her ass cheeks for 10 minutes?

I need to design and patent the Hands Free Ass Cheek Spreader.

Tired of having to hold your ass cheeks open when sunning your asshole? Now, free up your hands with our fully adjustable ass cheek spreader!

 

[Ronws]

So she's going to spread her ass cheeks for 10 minutes?

I need to design and patent the Hands Free Ass Cheek Spreader.

Tired of having to hold your ass cheeks open when sunning your asshole? Now, free up your hands with our fully adjustable ass cheek spreader!

Call now and get free a tube of our proprietary chapstick for anal sphincter called "Asstik!"

 

[Maggot]

Stealing that.

 

[BCP]

Probably didn't have your hearing aid turned on.

She said something like "our bodies need at least ten minutes of sunlight every day" and then offered to help you find the bathroom.

 

[lash]

Do they make sunglasses for the brown eye?

R

Van Morrison wrote a song about that.

 

[Ronws]

Van Morrison wrote a song about that.

 

[Maggot]

Getting way the fuck off the OP, I always liked this one...I know, I know, but its his presentation.

 

[Bender]

An attractive, single, female friend of mine just told me her girlfriend told her "people should expose their anuses to direct sunlight for ten minutes a day for better health"... She asked me what I thought, and I told her I thought it was a great idea for MY health if she did it in my presence.

She's a school teacher.

WhereTF do people come up with this crazy stuff?! Admittedly, with this particular thing I'm not complaining...

ETA: I almost forgot- she volunteered that she'd lay on her back and bring her knees toward her head.

YES- this was actual conversation.

Pics or it never happened

 

[JoshPutman]

 

[theLBC]

that is so weird. my dick is called "direct sunshine".

 

[Docsherm]

This thread is useless without pictures

 

[TexPatriot]

Do they make sunglasses for the brown eye?

R

The just used a slice of cuccumber.

 

[TexPatriot]

Ladies, don't neglect your bonus hole.

 

[Maggot]

Ladies, don't neglect your bonus hole.

Brings up a question. What ever happened to member Slap Chop?

 

[dpb1776]

Look up Chad Prather sunning your butthole on youtube he did a video that is funny as hell a few years ago

 

[kriller134]

Gonna need pictures of this butthole to be able to see what kinda health it’s in.

 

[candyx]

6.5 boys are way ahead of the curve ..........

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Dear Playboy,
An attractive woman......

 

[Llatikcuf]

Brought to you by the same people who came up with eating Tide pods.

 

[Pharmseller]

Not joking about the vitamin D and MS connection.

And quit smoking, too.

 

[JR_77]

Low vitamin D levels is a risk factor for

COVID

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I thought that’s what Fleshlights were for?

Sirhr

 

[Milf Dots]

 

[GreenGO Juan]

I heard that while sun light is good you should also do a bout 15 minuites of electro shock therapy to your taint as well. It promotes well ness