and the only one Id give a decade off my life to have back and thats gods honest truth.. heart of pure gold with the looks to match... damn shame
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and the only one Id give a decade off my life to have back and thats gods honest truth.. heart of pure gold with the looks to match... damn shame
Ill put in the good word for ya bud, yall know I look out like a true friend. Be forewarned tho she had chlamydia and herpes... and that was BEFORE I gave her gonorrhea and whatever that one is that makes your tonsils or lymph nodes swell up like a frog..
Andd one I'd give a decade to have never met!!! LOL I say that now, but if Im honest every time we split up I was nothin but "Im sorry baby I promise Ill never do that again Ill be the perfect guy for you and I want you forever!!" haha yall know the drill.
Come to think of it, I thought for sure I was gone marry every girl I ever smashed. Shit, the last 4 girls I been with I told em I loved em the very 1st time we hooked up, the one in the picture above^^that was also our very 1st date, back seat of my car out front her house at 2am... lol they didnt say it back, but they didnt seem to mind
and they all ended up turning into relationships so I guess I done something that made em forget Im a hopeful romantic
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This is a picture of my twin step brother so basically a mirror image:
Pic may or may not be at least 15 years old...
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Pic may or may not be at least 15 years old...
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And this one here’s my unintended bastard son.. Forgetful Jr, that passed away from 55gr of lead poisoning... RIP buddy!
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Spoken like a true hide brethren! I keep 1 a them take-home antibiotic kits on hand nowadays.. literally 95%(+) sure Ive used a rubber approximately 2x total my entire life. CANT FCKN STAND EM !!! And most every chcik I been with was on birth control(creator of that shoulda won nobel prize or somethin) so thankfully only had one single mishap. she was looking at the wrong month when checking her pregnancy-chance schedule thing or whatever TF those chart/schedule things are called!!!
Tho Seriously, having to use a rubber is the worst..
Having to pull out aint nearly as bad but still a downright bummer, and I ain't met a girl yet that disagreed with this second part..even when they know it could lead to consequences, Ive had em hold/pull me in to stop me from pulling away!
Admittedly I didn't wanna pull out(but knew I needed to/should've and hence halfheartedly tried until she grabbed and stopped me
that was all the permission I needed from her hah).. after gettin out the back seat of her car to walk to our Programming class tho, I asked if she was okay schedule-wise.. her:"No." .... me:"Shit babe what if you get pregnant?!" ... her:"Well you was always wished to go stay inside me and me make same time climax hehe" ..me:, but luckily nothing happened(that was the Asian one in above pic, her English wasnt so great hence weird wording, but she really knew how to talk sexy when called for) and really was the best damn girl in every way. Or perhaps better wayto say is mine/her personality so linked up in sync it was insane. Could basically communicate fully with just facial expression, body language, and touch... never had one like that before/since..was really kinda surrealAnyhow Seen't some commercials tho.. might need to try out 1 a them ribbed ribbers or textured or whatever they got goin on nowadays. Any yall tried em? What'd the missus think
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Well, I was hoping posting a new pic of me would be the most autistic thing posted in this thread, but I guess someone beat me to it.
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