"Why can't I see out of the left eyepiece??"
"It isn't actually a set of binoculars. Its a monocular with a 5000Farad capacitor on the other side. We just shaped them like binoculars so they would be easy to hold."
"How do we use this thing...."
"First plug it into your cigarette lighter....Its the 2AWG wire coming out of the capacitor.
Then power the unit on.
The cursor will flash while the supercapacitor is charging.
You will hear a humming noise as it comes up to maximum charge and the hair on your arms will stand up straight.
"Okay...sounds a bit freaky. I plugged it into the jeeps cigarette lighter socket."
"Turn the car on and let it run while the unit is charging to fire or else it'll run your battery dead. On smaller cars you may have to depress the gas pedal to bring the RPMS up to 2500. If the cigarette lighter fuse blows, put this 50 amp fuse in there."
"Okay...yeah, it blew it looks like. I changed the fuse. Why did my dashboard just quit working."
"Ignore that"
"How long does this usually take?"
"30 to 40 minutes."
"Jesus christ!"
"Okay - now point it at a target at least 5km away but closer than 100km. Its lethal below 5km. Now, call 611 and ask if there is a fire ban in place...."
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