Sniper Hide Origins?

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#1
Hey Hide Members
Was just curious to learn a little more about such an informative and creative site.

Like who thought it up & started it. I'm assuming Low light ?

Who's the man with the highest post's ever made ?

Sorry if its already been asked. I used the google search but didn't see anything.

You guy's should have a lottery drawing every year for a lucky hide member and have all members ( If they want to of course) chip in 25 cents or something for an awesome rifle build. That is assuming it's legal.

Would be fun and with over 50,000 members the winner could build one hell of a shooter.
 
#2
Re: Sniper Hide Origins?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VaFarmer2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hey Hide Members
Was just curious to learn a little more about such an informative and creative site.

Like who thought it up & started it. I'm assuming Low light ?

Who's the man with the highest post's ever made ?

Sorry if its already been asked. I used the google search but didn't see anything.

You guy's should have a lottery drawing every year for a lucky hide member and have all members ( If they want to of course) <span style="color: #FF0000"> chip in 25 cents or something for an awesome rifle build. </span> That is assuming it's legal.

Would be fun and with over 50,000 members the winner could build one hell of a shooter. </div></div>

Excellent idea.
 
#4
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Lowlight originally had a midget porn video website. After many investigations from the FCC, he decided he would make the 2nd gayest website on the internet. With input from Captain Kick Ass (his former lover who has since changed his name) he came up with "Sniper's Hide" it is military speak for truckstop bathroom.

Now you know the rest of the story....

Welcome to the Hide, sweet cheeks.
 
#7
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Lowlight originally had a midget porn video website. After many investigations from the FCC, he decided he would make the 2nd gayest website on the internet. With input from Captain Kick Ass (his former lover who has since changed his name) he came up with "Sniper's Hide" it is military speak for truckstop bathroom.

Now you know the rest of the story....

Welcome to the Hide, sweet cheeks.</div></div>

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RedRyder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shank,

You're sounding a bit bitter man. You still cranked after your last ban?</div></div>

That oughta be good for 30 days. Working his way up to a year.
 
#8
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RedRyder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shank,

You're sounding a bit bitter man. You still cranked after your last ban?</div></div>

Here is why Shank is still upset,

Back in my midget porn days, his mom was my first and in my opinion, my finest hire. There was nothing that women wouldn't' do on camera, or off. She took it too another level. Something he should be proud of, but instead he is bitter about it. I tried to explain, there was no joy fucking her, well ok, there was some joy, but it was our job. The Emerald City gang bang scene in our Wizard of Oz parody was classic Mrs. Shank, arguably her greatest work. How anyone can take that many dicks in one sitting is beyond me, regardless of the size, is a true testament to her professionalism. I mean German porn has nothing on her.

Shank, fear not, she still holds on special place in all the actors hearts, if it wasn't for her, I would have never made enough money to start Sniper's Hide. Granted she did most of the work for scale, so we left her a bit high, but she was never dry, and we appreciated that.

When you see her, smack her on cheek with your cock for me, always loved the sound it made and I am sure it will bring a tear to her eye, knowing that she is still remembered for her inspirational works.
 
#9
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RedRyder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shank,

You're sounding a bit bitter man. You still cranked after your last ban? </div></div>

Oh boy, You dun talked about my momma and cocks in the same sentence. It's on now.

 
#11
Re: Sniper Hide Origins?

A word to the uninitiated: Midget porn is not all beer and parsnips. Why, in the last month alone, three midget porn stars have been killed in England alone! Two by hookers they hired and one found dead and partially eaten in a badger burrow.
Google it and you'll see I'm right. Porn is a harsh mistress.


1911fan

Link for verification:
Here's the one found in a badger hole
 
#13
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Greg Langelius *</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...Popcorn, check... </div></div>

Gummy bears and 3 liter coke, ...check.
 
#16
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RedRyder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shank,

You're sounding a bit bitter man. You still cranked after your last ban? </div></div>

Oh boy, You dun talked about my momma and cocks in the same sentence. It's on now.

</div></div>

What, like that violated some high moral family values?
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#17
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#19
Re: Sniper Hide Origins?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RedRyder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shank,

You're sounding a bit bitter man. You still cranked after your last ban? </div></div>

Oh boy, You dun talked about my momma and cocks in the same sentence. It's on now.

</div></div>

Personally, I liked her work in "Size Queen for a Day" best of all.

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#21
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Personally, I liked her work in "Size Queen for a Day" best of all.
</div></div>
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#23
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RedRyder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shank,

You're sounding a bit bitter man. You still cranked after your last ban?</div></div>

Here is why Shank is still upset,

Back in my midget porn days, his mom was my first and in my opinion, my finest hire. There was nothing that women wouldn't' do on camera, or off. She took it too another level. Something he should be proud of, but instead he is bitter about it. I tried to explain, there was no joy fucking her, well ok, there was some joy, but it was our job. The Emerald City gang bang scene in our Wizard of Oz parody was classic Mrs. Shank, arguably her greatest work. How anyone can take that many dicks in one sitting is beyond me, regardless of the size, is a true testament to her professionalism. I mean German porn has nothing on her.

Shank, fear not, she still holds on special place in all the actors hearts, if it wasn't for her, I would have never made enough money to start Sniper's Hide. Granted she did most of the work for scale, so we left her a bit high, but she was never dry, and we appreciated that.

When you see her, smack her on cheek with your cock for me, always loved the sound it made and I am sure it will bring a tear to her eye, knowing that she is still remembered for her inspirational works. </div></div>

Hey, his Mother might can get a job in Florida now that she is unemployed, thanks to you! They are trying to legalize dwarf tossing.
whistle.gif


http://www.thestatecolumn.com/politicker/florida-lawmaker-wants-to-legalize-dwarf-tossing/
 
#24
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RedRyder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shank,

You're sounding a bit bitter man. You still cranked after your last ban?</div></div>

Here is why Shank is still upset,

Back in my midget porn days, his mom was my first and in my opinion, my finest hire. There was nothing that women wouldn't' do on camera, or off. She took it too another level. Something he should be proud of, but instead he is bitter about it. I tried to explain, there was no joy fucking her, well ok, there was some joy, but it was our job. The Emerald City gang bang scene in our Wizard of Oz parody was classic Mrs. Shank, arguably her greatest work. How anyone can take that many dicks in one sitting is beyond me, regardless of the size, is a true testament to her professionalism. I mean German porn has nothing on her.

Shank, fear not, she still holds on special place in all the actors hearts, if it wasn't for her, I would have never made enough money to start Sniper's Hide. Granted she did most of the work for scale, so we left her a bit high, but she was never dry, and we appreciated that.

When you see her, smack her on cheek with your cock for me, always loved the sound it made and I am sure it will bring a tear to her eye, knowing that she is still remembered for her inspirational works. </div></div>


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is why I love it here.... Does it get any better than midget porn and mother fucking???? I say no.
 
#25
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<span style="font-weight: bold">I am taking note of everyone in this thread that that disrespects Momma Shank.

Including Veer_G a.k.a. Mrs. Doubtfire:
</span>
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<span style="font-weight: bold">I'm making my list... Vengence will be mine. </span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!</span>
 
#28
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> his mom was my first and in my opinion, my finest hire. There was nothing that women wouldn't' do on camera, or off. </div></div>

Shank, I think Frank is trying to tell you something...

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#30
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> his mom was my first and in my opinion, my finest hire. There was nothing that women wouldn't' do on camera, or off. </div></div>

Shank, I think Frank is trying to tell you something...

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</div></div>

And the talley is....

LowLight.....2
High Binder..1
Shankster....0

Next round.
 
#32
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#33
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Weak,

Not even worthy a real reply... I am so disappointed, I expected better. How very CKA of you. </div></div>

It's not a fair playing field. You carry the Ban Hammer. Make me a Moderator and it's on.
 
#34
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Weak,

Not even worthy a real reply... I am so disappointed, I expected better. How very CKA of you. </div></div>

It's not a fair playing field. You carry the Ban Hammer. Make me a Moderator and it's on. </div></div>

Shank, respectfully, I think Frank is to much of a gentleman to ban you for this stuff. If you go doing something stupid outside of your "war", he might, or post someones personell info like you did mine a while back (unless someone dares you to), mabey. But I dont think you have to worry in this pissing match. And I dont care about what you say to or about me; you can call me a low life, no account, maggot breath, piece of shit, mother fucker, just leave the personel info alone.

"Lay on McDuff, and damned be he who cries hold, enough." MacBeth
 
#35
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Weak,

Not even worthy a real reply... I am so disappointed, I expected better. How very CKA of you. </div></div>

It's not a fair playing field. You carry the Ban Hammer. Make me a Moderator and it's on. </div></div>

Shank, respectfully, I think Frank is to much of a gentleman to ban you for this stuff. If you go doing something stupid outside of your "war", he might, or post someones personell info like you did mine a while back (unless someone dares you to), mabey. But I dont think you have to worry in this pissing match. <span style="font-weight: bold">And I dont care about what you say to or about me; you can call me a low life, no account, maggot breath, piece of shit, mother fucker, just leave the personel info alone.</span>

"Lay on McDuff, and damned be he who cries hold, enough." MacBeth </div></div>

I have no idea what you are talking about. P.M. sent maggot.

 
#36
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Weak,

Not even worthy a real reply... I am so disappointed, I expected better. How very CKA of you. </div></div>

It's not a fair playing field. You carry the Ban Hammer. Make me a Moderator and it's on. </div></div>

Shank, respectfully, I think Frank is to much of a gentleman to ban you for this stuff. If you go doing something stupid outside of your "war", he might, or post someones personell info like you did mine a while back (unless someone dares you to), mabey. But I dont think you have to worry in this pissing match. <span style="font-weight: bold">And I dont care about what you say to or about me; you can call me a low life, no account, maggot breath, piece of shit, mother fucker, just leave the personel info alone.</span>

"Lay on McDuff, and damned be he who cries hold, enough." MacBeth </div></div>

I have no idea what you are talking about. P.M. sent maggot.

</div></div>


<span style="font-weight: bold">Clarification: maggot thought I posted his Facebook page here. I didn't. I posted this asshole's Facebook page:
CUT THE SHIT OR THE BANNINGS WILL COMMENCE</span>
 
#38
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CommAV80R</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I thought this would have went a lot further knowing the parties involved.
Laughed myself to tears until now though!
Thanks guys. </div></div>
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#39
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ArmaHeavy</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CommAV80R</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I thought this would have went a lot further knowing the parties involved.
Laughed myself to tears until now though!
Thanks guys. </div></div>
[video:youtube]video[/video] </div></div>

LMFAO!
 
#40
Re: Sniper Hide Origins?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ArmaHeavy</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CommAV80R</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I thought this would have went a lot further knowing the parties involved.
Laughed myself to tears until now though!
Thanks guys. </div></div>
<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FsqJFIJ5lLs"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FsqJFIJ5lLs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object> </div></div>

We want blood, gore. Mabey a Shank and LL going at it with chainsaws.
 
#41
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VaFarmer2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hey Hide Members
Was just curious to learn a little more about such an informative and creative site.

Like who thought it up & started it. I'm assuming Low light ?

Who's the man with the highest post's ever made ?

Sorry if its already been asked. I used the google search but didn't see anything.

You guy's should have a lottery drawing every year for a lucky hide member and have all members ( If they want to of course) chip in 25 cents or something for an awesome rifle build. That is assuming it's legal.

Would be fun and with over 50,000 members the winner could build one hell of a shooter. </div></div>

Oh fuck, I yearn for the 2005 or so earlier days, even with MikeD.
 
#44
Re: Sniper Hide Origins?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
<span style="font-weight: bold">Clarification: maggot thought I posted his Facebook page here. I didn't. I posted this asshole's Facebook page:
</span> </div></div>

This asshole is not amused being called an asshole, this asshole is not even involved in this war...

But thanks for dragging me into this.

Cheers,

Asshole

Update: I was informed this link opens up your own facebook profile, if you are logged in...apparently I am the fool here. But this was not a joke I could handle, if your own privacy seems to be threatened. Sorry for being too dramatic, but IT'S A TRAP!
 
#45
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SurgeonPredator</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
<span style="font-weight: bold">Clarification: maggot thought I posted his Facebook page here. I didn't. I posted this asshole's Facebook page:
</span> </div></div>

This asshole is not amused being called an asshole, this asshole is not even involved in this war...

But thanks for dragging me into this.

Cheers,

Asshole </div></div>

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#46
Re: Sniper Hide Origins?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SurgeonPredator</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
<span style="font-weight: bold">Clarification: maggot thought I posted his Facebook page here. I didn't. I posted this asshole's Facebook page:
</span> </div></div>

This asshole is not amused being called an asshole, this asshole is not even involved in this war...

But thanks for dragging me into this.

Cheers,

Asshole </div></div>

You done been trolled, son. P.M. was sent. LOL.
 
#49
Re: Sniper Hide Origins?

Thanks Rthus
Would be an Interesting addition to the hide if it could somehow be worked out. & of course if it's even legal.

Let's say out of 59,358 members that only 5,000 Wanted to play.
If They all sent Lowlight $25.00 for a years worth of play.
That's $125,000 Divide by 12 = $10,416.00 a month.
That's enough for a once a month drawing for a $10,000 build and we could let Lowlight keep the $416.00 a month for dealing with the incoming $
Now we just need way to make it Random... Could this work?
 
#50
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VaFarmer2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Thanks Rthus
Would be an Interesting addition to the hide if it could somehow be worked out. & of course if it's even legal.

Let's say out of 59,358 members that only 5,000 Wanted to play.
If They all sent Lowlight $25.00 for a years worth of play.
That's $125,000 Divide by 12 = $10,416.00 a month.
That's enough for a once a month drawing for a $10,000 build and we could let Lowlight keep the $416.00 a month for dealing with the incoming $
Now we just need way to make it Random... Could this work?
</div></div>

Or an $7500.00 build with $1000 to the Hide, and the balance to charity...like Wounded Warrior. Once in awile mabey $7500.00 worth of ammo.

I'm in.
 
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