So how many of you have sent Bitcoin to Russia because.......

[pmclaine]

you received an email stating your favorite spank computer was hacked and the remote desktop program will soon distribute the videos of you getting it going on Redtube?

If this shit were true Im guessing my inbox will soon be filled with videos of everyone else on my email distribution list at the moment their eyes roll back in their head and emit a throaty groan.

Some of those should be funny.

If this were true I imagine it would totally end what little stigma there is left for "self pleasure".

Too funny but a neat new angle from the Nigerian scammers.

wait...what do you mean Im the only one that got that email.

 

[Alphatreedog]

I set the bar really really low . I don't think that anyone I know would even give a shoulder shrug . I might actually get compliments and style points

 

[MtnCreek]

All they'll see is the sticky side of a piece of electrical tape.

 

[pmclaine]

All they'll see is the sticky side of a piece of electrical tape.

Exactly.

Kids feel neglected because we dont have "Alexa". Yeah thats what I want at home a 24/7 spying microphone.

All my TVs are over 8 years old - hoping they cant spy.

I thought I was paranoid at first but than maybe not.

 

[cav has been]

Just 'cause you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not out to get you.............

 

[mdmp5]

Or, just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean Russians aren’t gonna post shots of pmclaine smashing it to midgets and bbws.

I didn’t get that email pmclaine, so I think they got you on this one.

 

[pmclaine]

Or, just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean Russians aren’t gonna post shots of pmclaine smashing it to midgets and bbws.

I didn’t get that email pmclaine, so I think they got you on this one.

Hey man, enough PMs with your email address to add to my account already.

 

[Dougie308]

you received an email stating your favorite spank computer was hacked and the remote desktop program will soon distribute the videos of you getting it going on Redtube?

If this shit were true Im guessing my inbox will soon be filled with videos of everyone else on my email distribution list at the moment their eyes roll back in their head and emit a throaty groan.

Some of those should be funny.

If this were true I imagine it would totally end what little stigma there is left for "self pleasure".

Too funny but a neat new angle from the Nigerian scammers.

wait...what do you mean Im the only one that got that email.

If your name is Paul, I got the one of you rubbing it with the pekinese.

 

[pmclaine]

If your name is Paul, I got the one of you rubbing it with the pekinese.

Nope we only have fish around this home......Largemouths.

 

[Nik H]

you received an email stating your favorite spank computer was hacked and the remote desktop program will soon distribute the videos of you getting it going on Redtube?

If this shit were true Im guessing my inbox will soon be filled with videos of everyone else on my email distribution list at the moment their eyes roll back in their head and emit a throaty groan.

Some of those should be funny.

If this were true I imagine it would totally end what little stigma there is left for "self pleasure".

Too funny but a neat new angle from the Nigerian scammers.

wait...what do you mean Im the only one that got that email.

But I’ll keep quiet for $3200 in bitcoin and you have 1 day to pay.

I got it today