Maggie’s So I'm in court the other day............

rkgsmith

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Well up comes a case from the Domestic Violence unit. Seems this young fella is getting a regular beating by his stepfather.

So

the judge decides to give temporary custody to his uncle who is in the courtroom. Well there is some scrambling around and chatter between the lawyers and the kid says his uncle beats him as well when he stays there. I'm thinking this kid can't catch a break.

Well the judge grabs both lawyers and has them all head to his chamber for a little close door pow-wow. After about 15 minutes they all come out and the judge puts the court back in session and gives his recommendation.

The judge says " I've decided to award temporary custody to the Colts, they don't beat anybody!"