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Florida man would have drawn his sidearm and mag dumped into the floor and walls, hitting everything except the rat...
3/10 on the Florida sanity scale.
3/10 on the Florida sanity scale.
That's a rat? Shit, that ain't hardly a baby mouse. Got rats down at the port so big you'd think they were possums, except they'll fight you instead of pass out.
I would have stepped on it. But then people would be wanting me charged with animal cruelty. ?
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QuickNDirty
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Sure you wouldn't have just called that officer into your office and said, "Look, man.. You're a smart guy and all, but this job requires laying your life down when necessary. We just can't have folks on the force that'll run away at the first sign of a rat. We wish you luck in your future endeavors, and will provide a good recommendation for any other career path you choose, so long as it has zero to do with public safety."
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QuickNDirty
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Yeah, after firing the guy... "Listen up. We're gonna watch a video. This video resulted in the IMMEDIATE TERMINATION of the employee involved. Don't be this employee."
** pushes play **
Rat stomp square dance.
He'll find the two legged rats are harder to deal with.
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He'll find the two legged rats are harder to deal with.
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