So, you thought you were having a bad day....

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    Man allegedly hiding drugs in his anus accidentally shoots himself in the testicles
    CASHMERE, Wash. (WTVO) -- Trouble snowballed for a man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles and was then found to be hiding marijuana in his buttocks, according to police.

    The Wenatchee World News reports that 27-year-old Cameron Jeffrey Wilson was carrying a gun in his front pocket on April 5th when it accidentally went off, piercing his testicles and embedding itself in his inner thigh.

    When doctors at the hospital tried to operate, a balloon filled with marijuana fell out of his anus.


    Police arrived to search Wilson's car and found a bag of meth, according to the report.

    Wilson, a convicted felon, was then transported to the Chelan County Jail in Washington state, where he was strip searched -- and another balloon of marijuana fell out of his anus.

    Wilson was charged with being a felon in possession of a firearm and unlawful possession of meth and possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility.

    He pleaded not guilty on all charges and awaits his next court date on June 18th.



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    So then he pleads "not guilty" what is he going to claim? Perhaps, "I was only holding it for a friend." Or "honestly, I got no idea how that got there."
     
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    diverdon said:
    So then he pleads "not guilty" what is he going to claim? Perhaps, "I was only holding it for a friend." Or "honestly, I got no idea how that got there."
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    The number one Einstein excuse for those who show up to the ER because something lodged so far up their ass that they could no longer remove it: "It was an accident...I slipped and fell backward right onto it"....
     
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    Blue Sky Country said:
    The number one Einstein excuse for those who show up to the ER because something lodged so far up their ass that they could no longer remove it: "It was an accident...I slipped and fell backward right onto it"....
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    I know a guy who claimed he “fell” on a remote control for his tv lol. I also dealt with a guy when I was a LEO who fell on the buisiness end of a baseball bat. Luckily the bat had a well lubed condom on it prior to the fall, what luck huh!
     
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    Blue Sky Country said:
    The number one Einstein excuse for those who show up to the ER because something lodged so far up their ass that they could no longer remove it: "It was an accident...I slipped and fell backward right onto it"....
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    hafejd30 said:
    I know a guy who claimed he “fell” on a remote control for his tv lol. I also dealt with a guy when I was a LEO who fell on the buisiness end of a baseball bat. Luckily the bat had a well lubed condom on it prior to the fall, what luck huh!
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    Dont watch this one.

    I removed it cause it would get me banned but if you want to see a a guy sit on a pint jar and have it break in his ass, PM me.
     
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    Just another moron having a bad day ???

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