Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Thats what it looks like if conservative Wipeepo rioted.
Tractor Supply and Lowes would be DECIMATED.
I can see me now toting 3 2x6x8 yellow pine #2 grade, and a shirt full of baby chicks.
I’m going for 10mm sockets. A lifetime supply.
Though technically, I need 9/16 a lot more often. And I always lose those too.
Sirhr
11/16
Can never find one, always need one on the Chikn Plantation.
Got 10mm everywjere. Hazzard fraught sells them in a package. I got about 3 packets of them on a super sale couple years ago.
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Jimmy says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copablanca, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Jimmy, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson. "And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Jimmy’s whore."
Little Jimmy says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copablanca, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Jimmy, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson. "And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Jimmy’s whore."
But everybody would get caught because of the natural instinct to form an orderly queue at the self-checkout on the way out of the store.
Yeah, we would git dat free shit that gets shit done, helps the community, & makes a little side hustle cheddar…
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