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Spirit airlines takes AA fire landin in Haiti

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From flight crew on board.

“7 bullets when through the plane. 1 through the aft lav into cabin. 1 through the slide pack on the door which exploded and send fiberglass into FA B face and neck. 1 through the engine. 1 through cockpit right behind captains seat. 1 through cockpit floor into the avionics which hit the computer that regulates fuel. 1 through cockpit floor under FO that was blocked by something out almost penetrated the flooring into his ankle”
 
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Who in their right mind would travel to Haiti to begin with, one of the worst shithole countries in the world .
My daughter traveled there with her church group about 18 years ago. They set up some tables and started handing out shoes, clothes, etc. the line of Haitians was calm and kind of friendly, until one guy walked up to a guy at the front of the line and beat him with a baseball bat, splattering all the church group with blood and brain matter. They left in a hurry, my daughter decided she could help them better by remaining in the good ol USA.
 
My daughter traveled there with her church group about 18 years ago. They set up some tables and started handing out shoes, clothes, etc. the line of Haitians was calm and kind of friendly, until one guy walked up to a guy at the front of the line and beat him with a baseball bat, splattering all the church group with blood and brain matter. They left in a hurry, my daughter decided she could help them better by remaining in the good ol USA.
These days they gotta guy nicknamed barbecue because he runs around burning people to death.
 
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Airdropped napalm will fix that shit.

I like it… if we took a ready-for-the-boneyard 747 and filled it nose to tail with napalm… then Remote control flew it right over Port au Prince with a giant bullseye painted on the bottom…

It would be like the ultimate Piñata!!!

Anyone want to start a go-fund-me? It can’t be that expensive!!

Sirhr
 
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I like it… if we took a ready-for-the-boneyard 747 and filled it nose to tail with napalm… then Remote control flew it right over Port au Prince with a giant bullseye painted on the bottom…

It would be like the ultimate Piñata!!!

Anyone want to start a go-fund-me? It can’t be that expensive!!

Sirhr
My name is Senor Pendejo and I approve this message.
 
Send in a Lockheed AC-130 gunship disguised as a commercial aircraft... Southwest Airlines!

HA. During Just Cause some genius had us load 20MM tracer mix in case Noriega tried to escape in a copter. Everyone else agreed it would just make them targets from the ground. Pretty sure the average salad shooter can maneuver better than a 150,000 pound Spectre.