Rifle Scopes Spuhr Mounts: Be careful who you discuss this with

[WhiskeyWebber]

So I'm talking with a female co-worker shooting the shit before a conference call starts and I say "I can't wait to get my Spuhr Mount".
She says in an offended tone "excuse me, what did you just say?"
Uncomfortable silence while I try to figure what is happening...
I blurt out "I'm talking about my gun!"...silence..."I just ordered a new part for my rifle"

She says "Ohhhhh, I thought you said something else". My heart rate was at about 140 at that point.

Working with females can be dangerous, be careful out there!

If you don't get it yet go say "I can't wait to get my Spuhr Mount" to your wife and see what kind of reaction you get.

 

[kenndapp]

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Awesome. Just realy fantastic. I have been walking around for almost aweek now talking about "getting my spuhr mount this" and "spuhr mount that".........with out even a clue. I wonder how many pepole consider me a pervert now.

 

[dieselgeek]

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[FLIGHT762]

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Has happened to me when telling someone "I shot 3 specks" last weekend referring to "Specklebelly Geese" (White Fronted Geese) the Geese I shot during a Goose hunt.

Some people are just biting at the bit to report a hostile work environment to H/R.

 

[Chabrone]

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Good thing its not muzzleloader season yet, when I start googling replacement nipples, plug grease and ball pullers, the IT guys get a little nervous at work.

 

[EventHorizon]

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hmm... I pride myself on puns and entendres, but dammit... I'm missing it! What's possibly offensive about saying 'Spuhr mount'...?!?

 

[Starbuck]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EventHorizon</div><div class="ubbcode-body">hmm... I pride myself on puns and entendres, but dammit... I'm missing it! What's possibly offensive about saying 'Spuhr mount'...?!?</div></div>

Say it three times fast and you'll get it....

 

[EventHorizon]

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I get it.... hehe... you said 'sperm'...

 

[WhiskeyWebber]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EventHorizon</div><div class="ubbcode-body">hmm... I pride myself on puns and entendres, but dammit... I'm missing it! What's possibly offensive about saying 'Spuhr mount'...?!? </div></div>

I said "I can't wait to get my Sphur Mount" she heard "I can't wait to get my Sperm Out"