Starting A Charity

[Dougie308]

I’ve decided to be more philanthropic in retirement and open a home for pregnant teenagers. Just helping them get their start.

I thought some of you might want to slurp a dozen oysters and lend a hand.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

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(is part of the post missing?)

 

[Dougie308]

Think of my statement more salaciously

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(is part of the post missing?)

 

[TheGerman]

So Dougie is totally trying to open Lebensborn 2019 as a charity.

How did I not think of this?

 

[oneshot86]

im not smellin what ur steppin in

 

[Veer_G]

Hmm. I'm sure that we could somehow scare up an expert on questionable charities.

 

[Dougie308]

Maybe I should have said “helping them get started “.

im not smellin what ur steppin in

 

[PatMiles]

Think of my statement more salaciously

Salaciously... can you take penicillin for that?

 

[P-Squared]

Maybe I should have said “helping them get started “.

At this point, I'd be using the line "If this is going over your head, try standing on a chair"

 

[Threadcutter308]

Hmm. I'm sure that we could somehow scare up an expert on questionable charities.

I miss the dustups. His absurdity knew no bounds. Destroyed everything I thought I had ever learned or knew about human nature.

 

[Veer_G]

I miss the dustups. His absurdity knew no bounds. Destroyed everything I thought I had ever learned or knew about human nature.

Fear not. I'm quite sure that we'll get another entirely self-absorbed, clueless, painfully latent replacement soon enough.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Fear not. I'm quite sure that we'll get another entirely self-absorbed, clueless, painfully latent replacement soon enough.

Yeah, but he was "Special"......... ?

I mean, c'mon.......the way he mixed things up ? Hot dogs, Haiti, rented Lambos, wife beaters and Jocko Homo shoes ? You may be right, but if so, I fear its gonna take a while.

 

[theLBC]

uh, 15 will get you 20.

 

[gunjunkie45]

I miss the dustups. His absurdity knew no bounds. Destroyed everything I thought I had ever learned or knew about human nature.

What happened to PBB? Did I miss something?

 

[Threadcutter308]

What happened to PBB? Did I miss something?

he gone........Some (@THEIS ) think he may be re-incarnated as @bourbonbent........

Personally, I don't think so. B/B hasn't exhibited anything anywhere remotely close to the level of fucktard that bunny did......That, you just cannot hide.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

LOLOL plenty different reinventions of PPB than BB lolol.....like gayrandman.

I busy with a subject seeking unlimited budget 308 for LEO sniper use lol

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Maggot]

he gone........Some (@THEIS ) think he may be re-incarnated as @bourbonbent........

Personally, I don't think so. B/B hasn't exhibited anywhere remotely close to the level of fucktard that bunny did......That, you just cannot hide.

How long is he gone for? Permanent?

 

[acudaowner]

a private church would be a better first step it gives you far more tax exempt and other options and you can keep your money or give it as you need if you pull money from a charity and try to buy a private jet you could get in a lot of trouble no such problem in a church house needs fixing want to take a trip to where ever no problem your god told you to go there . but you do need imagination picking a god is hard pasta is already claimed so is ham and lettuce and bread . no church of pulled pork that i have ever heard of . ... you need a good hook something catchie just not too over the top and a few drunk friends that could back you up . and a small space with seats you could call your church / gathering place fill out some forms and you could be the proud owner of a church . but always remember 16 will get you 30 ....

 

[Threadcutter308]

How long is he gone for? Permanent?

That was my impression. I'm not gonna ask. If I'm patient, it'll be self evident.

 

[Maggot]

a private church would be a better first step it gives you far more tax exempt and other options and you can keep your money or give it as you need if you pull money from a charity and try to buy a private jet you could get in a lot of trouble no such problem in a church house needs fixing want to take a trip to where ever no problem your god told you to go there . but you do need imagination picking a god is hard pasta is already claimed so is ham and lettuce and bread . no church of pulled pork that i have ever heard of . ... you need a good hook something catchie just not too over the top and a few drunk friends that could back you up . and a small space with seats you could call your church / gathering place fill out some forms and you could be the proud owner of a church .

Sounds like my kind of scam, endeavor. I think Ill call it The Church of the Almighty ME. Its all about ME.

-Give ME you praise.
-Give ME your women (hotties only) the fat ugly ones work to support ME.
-Give ME you money.
-Give ME your home.

 

[bourbonbent]

Princess Pickleño, rest in pepperonis.

On that note, anyone want to rent a Lamborghini for me?

 

[Redmanss]

 

[Snipe260]

Are we responsible for helping them get pregnant?

 

[Veer_G]

OP, just make sure that you realize your fringe benefits wherever possible.

 

[Threadcutter308]

OP, just make sure that you realize your fringe benefits wherever possible.

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@Dougie308 ................No whining about this thread jumping the shark, OK ? ? ? ?

 

[Veer_G]

@Dougie308 ................No whining about this thread jumping the shark, OK ? ? ? ?

I've been waiting to drop that bomb forever.

 

[powdahound76]

I thought it was “Haiti is for Hep C”.......

 

[Tucker301]

I'd love to help out, but I just finished helping a mentally handicapped kid in a make a wish kind of a thing.
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