When you walk around the rear of a horse you keep a hand on them. That way they're not startled, so you know if they kick you it's because they're an asshole, but not because they're startled.
You'd be hard-pressed to find a more perfect caricature of America's wildest, bawdiest, and most unintelligible impulses than Florida Man. As the internet's most notorious citizen, Florida Man isn't a single person, let alone a single resident of…