Texas House passed a bill saying it's illegal to make fun of certain people's hair.

[TexPatriot]

The protected class just got more protected when the Texas House passed the Crown Act, or Creating a Respectful and Open World for Natural Hair, making it illegal to make comments, make fun of and discriminate against a particular demographic because of their 'natural hair.'

I bet Al Sharpton and Maxine Waters continue to use flat irons.

I'm not sure if it's illegal to comment on weaves.

CROWN Act passes Texas House, heads to Senate

Advocates were at the Texas Capitol Thursday to push state senators to pass the CROWN Act.

www.kxan.com

 

[XLR308]

Well if that isnt an open invite to fuck with people I dont know what is.

 

[MadDuner]

Is this about 6.5 Creedmore guys getting teased about the twat knots on their heads?

 

[TexPatriot]

Kathy Lee Gifford doesn't get any protection.
*said in Eric Cartman voice

 

[Cowpokey]

Kathy Lee Gifford doesn't get any protection.
*said in Eric Cartman voice

Good grief that thing got hideous with a quickness.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Kathy Griffin?

 

[Maggot]

Thanks for the humor this morning. Texas passing dumb shit like this? Nah, no way. I remember when Edinburgh, in the Rio Grande Valley, had a sign as you entered, done up in red, white, and blue, Edinburgh, Texas The All American City. At the time the mayor ran on a platform of "No Niggers, no Hippies, no Jews." and won.

So I know the article is a spoof.

 

[n2ishun]

Nappy headed mofo.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[acudaowner]

so it's a perfect time to do just that make fun of everyone's hair

 

[SniperBro]

Seems like a pretty easy strike down for violating the 1st amendment if it somehow becomes law.

 

[TexPatriot]

The guy speaking in the video said (racist) white kids teased his daughter at school because of her hair and he told his daughter to be proud of her natural hair.

Meanwhile, he has a shaved head and all the women standing next to him nodding and saying 'Uh, huh, 'Dats right' have their hair straightened. Who's discriminating against 'natural hair' again?

 

[MadDuner]

The guy speaking in the video said (racist) white kids teased his daughter at school because of her hair and he told his daughter to be proud of her natural hair.

Meanwhile, he has a shaved head and all the women standing next to him nodding and saying 'Uh, huh.Thats right' have their hair straightened. Who's discriminating against 'natural hair' again?

When you have to dig deep to find more grievances and enhance your victimhood...

 

[TexPatriot]

Good grief that thing got hideous with a quickness.

She's claiming DJT gave her PTSD and anxiety causes her to vomit. Looking in the mirror should cause her to vomit.

She held up a bloody severed fake head of the president and now claims Trump gave her PTSD.

Gaslight much, you demonic, hideous ginger bitch?

 

[Maggot]

Kathy Lee Gifford doesn't get any protection.
*said in Eric Cartman voice

Looks kind of like someone trimmed her hair (and face) with a weedeater. Thats Finestein grade ugly.

 

[TexPatriot]

Looks kind of like someone trimmed her hair (and face) with a weedeater. Thats Finestein grade ugly.

Looks like a cross between an ostrich and Carrot Top.

 

[Ronws]

Well, to be fair, when you see a black woman with straightened hair, it is usually not her own. Black woman often keep their natural hair very short and then wear weaves and wigs. So, we need a new bill that you cannot make fun of someone's fake hair.

 

[Maggot]

I need something to be offended about.

 

[TexPatriot]

Kathy Griffin?

Griffin, Gifford...thats how irrelevant the ugly bitch is.

 

[jrhtx]

The protected class just got more protected when the Texas House passed the Crown Act, or Creating a Respectful and Open World for Natural Hair, making it illegal to make comments, make fun of and discriminate against a particular demographic because of their 'natural hair.'

I bet Al Sharpton and Maxine Waters continue to use flat irons.

I'm not sure if it's illegal to comment on weaves.

CROWN Act passes Texas House, heads to Senate

Advocates were at the Texas Capitol Thursday to push state senators to pass the CROWN Act.

www.kxan.com

That’s from Congress womann Sheila Jackson Lee. She has been pushing this for a federal law also.

Get ready, she is going to be the next mayor of Houston. Houston is doomed.

 

[Maggot]

Griffin, Gifford...thats how irrelevant the ugly bitch is.

But think, she goes on TV, says some stupid shit, and gets 100K. You and I bust our asses lifting rocks.

 

[Maggot]

That’s from Congress womann Sheila Jackson Lee. She has been pushing this for a federal law also.

Get ready, she is going to be the next mayor of Houston. Houston is doomed.

Houston has been doomed for a long time. That could be the death knell. I smell 'Reparations'.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Meanwhile, the ambulance chasing scumbag lawyers at Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz and Chan are running TV ads 24x7 aimed at women who used dangerous hair straightening products and now their tits are falling off or some shit.

Anyone who read The Autobiography of Malcolm X would know that alkali shit is dangerous and burns the hell out of you. And every American should read that book.

Meanwhile, you can’t make fun of da conk.

Self inflicted bs.

Sirhr

PS. Chan is their cook.

 

[TexPatriot]

Well, to be fair, when you see a black woman with straightened hair, it is usually not her own. Black woman often keep their natural hair very short and then wear weaves and wigs. So, we need a new bill that you cannot make fun of someone's fake hair.

What else do they need special protection for, five inch nails?

Creating a Respectful and Open World for Nasty Butt Scratcher Finger Nails

 

[Cowpokey]

Griffin, Gifford...thats how irrelevant the ugly bitch is.

Just to clear things up, here's the other one.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

What else do they need special protection for, five inch nails?

Creating a Respectful and Open World for Nasty Butt Scratcher Finger Nails

Don’t you be making fun of Ghetto Fabulous.

Ghetto fabulous - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[TexPatriot]

Meanwhile, the ambulance chasing scumbag lawyers at Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz and Chan are running TV ads 24x7 aimed at women who used dangerous hair straightening products and now their tits are falling off or some shit.

Anyone who read The Autobiography of Malcolm X would know that alkali shit is dangerous and burns the hell out of you. And every American should read that book.

Meanwhile, you can’t make fun of da conk.

Self inflicted bs.

Sirhr

PS. Chan is their cook.

Did using a Hair Straightening Product cause your tits to fall off? If so, call Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz and Rabinowitz for a free consultation.

Sí hablo español

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Did using a Hair Straightening Product cause your tits to fall off? If so, call Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz and Rabinowitz for a free consultation.

Axe us about Ebonics

FIFY.

Sirhr

 

[Numb_Skull]

Texas has been the epicenter for communism in the U.S. for the past 70+ years so it’s no surprise when the vast majority of constituents support such a proposal.

Only steers and queers come from Texas.

 

[Ronws]

Houston has been doomed for a long time. That could be the death knell. I smell 'Reparations'.

Death knell and death smell.

 

[Hobo Hilton]

We are witnessing "Legislators / Legislation" that actually believes it can Legislate Mother Nature.
Mother Nature creates laughter from within. Legislation will never quash a person's laughter.
Laughter is contagious. We see that in children. Laughter is like falling domino's. We see that in comedy shows, sporting events and just life in itself.
So, when two people see something out of the ordinary and start to laugh are the police going to come and arrest them ?
This "movement" has been allowed to go way too far.

 

[n2ishun]

What was the afro hair product in the old Eddie Murphy movie "Coming to America" ?

That's where we need to get the name for this joke of a law.

Found it...it was called "Soul Glo".
Perfect, right ?

 

[Maggot]

We are witnessing "Legislators / Legislation" that actually believes it can Legislate Mother Nature.
Mother Nature creates laughter from within. Legislation will never quash a person's laughter.
Laughter is contagious. We see that in children. Laughter is like falling domino's. We see that in comedy shows, sporting events and just life in itself.
So, when two people see something out of the ordinary and start to laugh are the police going to come and arrest them ?
This "movement" has been allowed to go way too far.

Time for some snuff porn.

 

[n2ishun]

Time for some snuff porn.

Rule # 34
Seek and ye shall find.

 

[Foul Mike]

Fuck all this WOKE BULLSHIT

 

[candyx]

Even if the bitch has tumbleweed down there ....... Or are they talking about the woman athletes who still have ball hair....

 

[XLR308]

That’s from Congress womann Sheila Jackson Lee. She has been pushing this for a federal law also.

Get ready, she is going to be the next mayor of Houston. Houston is doomed.

She is one of the dumbest knuckle dragging mongoloids on the planet, not to mention one of the most racist.
Just look at some of her all time hits of utter stupidity and ignorance.

 

[TexPatriot]

Thanks for the humor this morning. Texas passing dumb shit like this? Nah, no way. I remember when Edinburgh, in the Rio Grande Valley, had a sign as you entered, done up in red, white, and blue, Edinburgh, Texas The All American City. At the time the mayor ran on a platform of "No Niggers, no Hippies, no Jews." and won.

So I know the article is a spoof.

 

[Doc68]

Fuck all this WOKE BULLSHIT

Truth brother......

Doc

 

[XLR308]

This dim witted fellow didnt seem to give a fuck what anyone else thought or said about his hair.

 

[Marinevet1]

How can you be so happy, when your hair is so nappy...........

 

[armorpl8chikn]

What was the afro hair product in the old Eddie Murphy movie "Coming to America" ?

That's where we need to get the name for this joke of a law.

Found it...it was called "Soul Glo".
Perfect, right ?

Nasty crap.
Jerricurl is the real product.
30+ years ago, we had a janitor that wore that mess in his hair.
Go to pick up the phone in our office and "sploosh" got that crap all over the side of your face. We finally made him stop using the phones in the offices.
Still got greased on occasion.
Make a preacher cuss.

 

[OkieMike]

Seems like a pretty easy strike down for violating the 1st amendment if it somehow becomes law.

Fuck all this WOKE BULLSHIT

Amen. I kinda have this affliction where I pretty much say what I want... I call it being American.

Mike

 

[Hobo Hilton]

Amen. I kinda have this affliction where I pretty much say what I want... I call it being American.

Mike

Think about this for a minute.
"Their" tactic is to continue to keep nibbling away.
The momentum of that tactic has picked up steam over the past 3 years.
They are taking bigger bites.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Nasty crap.
Jerricurl is the real product.
30+ years ago, we had a janitor that wore that mess in his hair.
Go to pick up the phone in our office and "sploosh" got that crap all over the side of your face. We finally made him stop using the phones in the offices.
Still got greased on occasion.
Make a preacher cuss.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Forward to 1:35…



This is why Eddie Murphy is banished from Hollywood.

Sirhr

 

[TexPatriot]

Nasty crap.
Jerricurl is the real product.
30+ years ago, we had a janitor that wore that mess in his hair.
Go to pick up the phone in our office and "sploosh" got that crap all over the side of your face. We finally made him stop using the phones in the offices.
Still got greased on occasion.
Make a preacher cuss.

I remember there was an ad on the local radio station advertising a black barbershop 'over on the eastside.' It advertised they used Jerricurl products.

It would end saying, 'And remember, if 'yo hair ain't becoming to you, you should becoming to us.'

 

[Redmanss]

Some of you need to read the actual text of the bill. https://legiscan.com/TX/text/HB567/id/2779198

I see nothing in there I disagree with. Schools, employers, and housing SHOULDN'T be able to make racially biased grooming standards banning afros, cornrows, dreds, or whatever (defined as "braids, locks or twists" in the bill). It says nothing about "making fun of...", not a word. In any case, have you seen how slutty and trashy the kids dress these days? Cornrows and dreds are not where our societal problems lie, not in the least.

I mean shit, even around rural Wyoming it's becoming commonplace to see what looks like an old VHS of Rainbow Bright blew the fuck up and infected a sizable amount of the White population with the most fucked up shades of hair color, and Edward Scissorhands did the dirty work at the salon. Never mind the amount of fucking metal they have shoved in their face and stretched out ear lobes... As disgusted as I think it looks, I'm still not about to call my reps and demand a bill banning blowjob handles, bull rings and rainbow fucking hair, I just tip accordingly because they seem to never have a job higher than wait staff or working the counter at the quickie mart.

 

[hlee]

I guess I’ll be the one to point out that 18 other states have Crown Laws on the books. Most are liberal strongholds, but NE and TN are in the list too. And, as RedmanSS write above, this is about racial discrimination in employment, education, and housing- not teasing.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Sinbad is now a felon.