Thank you to everyone over many years (including the assholes)

[clcustom1911]

From one year ago, I was completely lost.

A very sincere thanks to everyone here over the last many years...I appreciate you. It's been a genuine journey of personal development going from what I thought was "it" (all the stabby activities) to now.

We all shitpost, and we all say all the things.

There is only one woman for one man. When they are joined together, they are to be as one flesh.

Without everyone here (or there or everywhere fucked right off), I wouldn't have developed the mindset I have to have found this woman, this gift from God to test me against all my previous sins.

Without you, we few, we happy few, my 275 bench pressing, many bow kills and Quigley Ford assaulting Band of Brothers... for he today who does not shed blood with me today shall me not my brother......


I thank you.

God is great (Allahu Ackabar?) Inshallah?

Whatever.

Sincerely thanks (in no particular order) to @Dirty D @TheGerman @armorpl8chikn @308pirate (Honorable mentioned because zero fucks). @ArmyJerry @Bender @Redmanss. Etc.

It's good.

Thank you.

If you feel I wronged you, literally fuck off and there's a reason you weren't picked at dodge ball in elementary school.

 

[isofahunter]

You Are Welcome.

 

[nagantguy]

How many Flips for the ring ? And is the Quigley Ford for sale?

 

[Huskydriver]

Also....

Also....

 

[clcustom1911]

How many Flips for the ring ? And is the Quigley Ford for sale?

Yes. The assorted flips, because.

African child labor aint cheap.

Buy more teslas

 

[clcustom1911]

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I'm not crying.




YOU'RE CRYING

 

[Snipe260]

Congrats!

 

[cas6969]

I dunno, the chick on the left is kind of ugly.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

That's one of the craziest drunken posts I've read.
Can anyone translate that?

 

[Hecouldgoalltheway]

 

[clcustom1911]

Oh, @Lowlight One day I'll meet you, but until then, thank you for this place where 'we' can be dickheads and do average Thursday field day activities.

Thank you

 

[Supersubes]

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Also....

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Also....

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Crying, or just drinking? Nah, crying and drinking.

 

[clcustom1911]

That's one of the craziest drunken posts I've read.
Can anyone translate that?

Yes. You're welcome.

 

[TheHorta]

Is that AKmike on the right?

Fucker really IS gay!

 

[W54/XM-388]

From one year ago, I was completely lost.

A very sincere thanks to everyone here over the last many years...I appreciate you. It's been a genuine journey of personal development going from what I thought was "it" (all the stabby activities) to now.

We all shitpost, and we all say all the things.

There is only one woman for one man. When they are joined together, they are to be as one flesh.

Without everyone here (or there or everywhere fucked right off), I wouldn't have developed the mindset I have to have found this woman, this gift from God to test me against all my previous sins.

Without you, we few, we happy few, my 275 bench pressing, many bow kills and Quigley Ford assaulting Band of Brothers... for he today who does not shed blood with me today shall me not my brother......


I thank you.

God is great (Allahu Ackabar?) Inshallah?

Whatever.

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Sincerely thanks (in no particular order) to @Dirty D @TheGerman @armorpl8chikn @308pirate (Honorable mentioned because zero fucks). @ArmyJerry @Bender @Redmanss. Etc.

It's good.

Thank you.

If you feel I wronged you, literally fuck off and there's a reason you weren't picked at dodge ball in elementary school.

Congratulations on finding a good woman.
I'm really happy you were able to come to the place you needed to be at in your life to be able to share your life with a wonderful woman.

I pray that you both are blessed with great joy and happiness.

 

[clcustom1911]

Congratulations on finding a good woman.
I'm really happy you were able to come to the place you needed to be at in your life to be able to share your life with a wonderful woman.

I pray that you both are blessed with great joy and happiness.

I genuinely am blessed and it's something I'm only feeling for the first time in my life.

"....And it was good."


It's like when I first shot my 6.5 Creedmoor back in 2015.

 

[Hecouldgoalltheway]

I just sent this post over to the folks at "love on the spectrum" the good news is that you're in, next season, guaranteed spot. The bad news is that you have to supply your own edible coloring books. Keep your helmet on.

 

[Redmanss]

Stay strong, stay safe, stay frosty brother. Much happiness for you and your lady.

And yes, fuck off to everyone else.

 

[clcustom1911]

I just sent this post over to the folks at "love on the spectrum" the good news is that you're in, next season, guaranteed spot. The bad news is that you have to supply your own edible coloring books. Keep your helmet on.

I dont know you, and I still appreciate you. This is the quality shitpost I came here for.

 

[Aftermath]

Good deal!
Also...looks like she is just having some pity on you.
Also, also...I really figured you had better hair than that.

 

[308pirate]

From one year ago, I was completely lost.

A very sincere thanks to everyone here over the last many years...I appreciate you. It's been a genuine journey of personal development going from what I thought was "it" (all the stabby activities) to now.

We all shitpost, and we all say all the things.

There is only one woman for one man. When they are joined together, they are to be as one flesh.

Without everyone here (or there or everywhere fucked right off), I wouldn't have developed the mindset I have to have found this woman, this gift from God to test me against all my previous sins.

Without you, we few, we happy few, my 275 bench pressing, many bow kills and Quigley Ford assaulting Band of Brothers... for he today who does not shed blood with me today shall me not my brother......


I thank you.

God is great (Allahu Ackabar?) Inshallah?

Whatever.

View attachment 8349562

Sincerely thanks (in no particular order) to @Dirty D @TheGerman @armorpl8chikn @308pirate (Honorable mentioned because zero fucks). @ArmyJerry @Bender @Redmanss. Etc.

It's good.

Thank you.

If you feel I wronged you, literally fuck off and there's a reason you weren't picked at dodge ball in elementary school.

You're welcome my dude

 

[Drew M]

Congratulations,
Wishing you both a wonderful life together.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Is that Jake from State Farm?

Sirhr

 

[Lug Nut]

Sharp looking couple.

Could have used a bit more sky in the pic.

 

[clcustom1911]

I dunno, the chick on the left is kind of ugly.

I don't appreciate your lack of appreciation for my hair.






























This comment is NOT appreciated.

 

[clcustom1911]

Good deal!
Also...looks she is just having some pity on you.
Also, also...I really figured you had better hair than that.

You know, I posted this in the Bear Pit, however I didn't know truly how far it fell.

To you, Sir, I cannot forgive you for these words.

There are certain transgressions I cannot judge.

 

[BJames]

 

[n2ishun]

Fuck right the fuck off with that fucking shit.

Do you have stock in 'Brylcreem' ?
Hair is greasy enough to fry chicken on.

Ayem dill lay lah (or however the fuck you spell it in engrish).

 

[Tchitcherine]

Bravo!

 

[The D]

Congratulations, that’s awesome

But seriously, where is the reception going to be held? I’m getting shit faced drunk on Boone’s Farm and cheap tekillya and see where the night takes me

 

[Maser]

Couldn't give me a thank you huh? Asshole!

 

[iceng]

Typical green account behaviour.

Congrats on being a grown ass man. Marriage is cool, enjoy it !.. kids are icing on top.

 

[Jigstick]

Kiss blowjobs goodbye.

 

[BurtG]

 

[BurtG]

 

[UNRL Ghandi]

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Congrats bro!

Ephesians 5:25. Memorize it, understand it, and apply it.

 

[37L1]

Congratulations! Way to go Bud, your life has changed forever.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Don't let her eat any of the wedding cake.

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Don't let her eat any of the wedding cake.

100%

Unless you are that one guy who can put an inflatable raft back in the box it came in.

 

[Bullfrog08]

PRENUP! That chick is gonna take your guns, your house, your car, and likely the hair! This post itself, has already confirmed she is chipping away at the manhood. I won't say congrats, rather good luck in divorce court in a few years!

 

[ggmanning]

Nice pic....where the hell are the shoes??????

 

[Slash0311]

You're welcome

And...

 

[Atomic_Lobster]

 

[TheBigCountry]

From one year ago, I was completely lost.

A very sincere thanks to everyone here over the last many years...I appreciate you. It's been a genuine journey of personal development going from what I thought was "it" (all the stabby activities) to now.

We all shitpost, and we all say all the things.

There is only one woman for one man. When they are joined together, they are to be as one flesh.

Without everyone here (or there or everywhere fucked right off), I wouldn't have developed the mindset I have to have found this woman, this gift from God to test me against all my previous sins.

Without you, we few, we happy few, my 275 bench pressing, many bow kills and Quigley Ford assaulting Band of Brothers... for he today who does not shed blood with me today shall me not my brother......


I thank you.

God is great (Allahu Ackabar?) Inshallah?

Whatever.

View attachment 8349562

Sincerely thanks (in no particular order) to @Dirty D @TheGerman @armorpl8chikn @308pirate (Honorable mentioned because zero fucks). @ArmyJerry @Bender @Redmanss. Etc.

It's good.

Thank you.

If you feel I wronged you, literally fuck off and there's a reason you weren't picked at dodge ball in elementary school.

Oh god

When you go to sell some guns let us know for the UDGRNDPX

Congratulations

Get used to these words
Yes
Yes
And Yes (unless she asks”does X make me look fat the answer is always NO)

And remember
What’s your is hers
And what’s hers is hers

God bless

 

[chevy_man]

Damn. I thought you were at the very least in your 70's with your love for 1911s and general attitude.


But here you go posting a picture and you're only in your 50's!

 

[Kamerad]

Congratulations! Have lots of children, they’re the best!

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Congratulations to the both of you.

 

[johnnycat]

Is that Jake from State Farm?

Sirhr

You mean white Jake that was shitcanned for being too white?

Anyway @clcustom1911 congrats and may you name your first child Felipe

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

I knew I’d seen this episode before.

#1096

Maggie’s - The New Hot Girlfriend/Wife Thread

bringing it back boys Tis the season!

www.snipershide.com

 

[Jefe's Dope]

The dyke on the left is trying too hard to look like a man but congrats.