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Maggie’s The laundry bag

mark5pt56

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So four service members, one from each branch of service are on a small plane on the way to a convention in the south pacific when their plane goes down on a deserted island. They are the only survivors from this crash.

After a day or so setting up signals, etc, they decide to venture out on the island to search for food, water, life. After a few days of this with no rescue in sight, they continue about the daily routine.

Now, they've been out there a while now and are getting a bit shaggy. One day, they come by a female ape and decide to capture her, they succeed of course and have all four limbs lashed to the trees.They have to use a laundry bag to put over her head.
Obviously, we see what is about to be done here. The Air Force guy says you all are sick and walks off.
Navy guy decides to give it a go and looses it after a few minutes.
Army dog pulls him off and goes to town for a bit but can't get it.
Marine kicks him in the ass and off of her and starts pile driving. Well he's having fun and the ape breaks loose of her mooring and has all fours wrapped around his back. He's screaming to high heaven to get it off, they are trying their best to but can't succeed, he's still screaming to no end now to get it off. The others are trying and say we can't, she's to strong, he says no dammit! the bag, I want to kiss this bitch.
 
Re: The laundry bag

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dohnuts58</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well played, figured it would be something against the jar head, but didn't see that..........cumming? </div></div>

Of course you can "pick on" any one though--

The last time I told that in person, I warned them, they wanted a raunchy joke and said give us your best, when done they though I was a sick puppy.....