The moment you think you got it figured
- Thread starter Skeptic1
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Whats a G-19?
Is that some code word for gay sex?
Is that some code word for gay sex?
"The world ain't what it seems is it gunny?"
If there were 100 dicks on a wall how many would you gag on?
That's one of those yes or no questions, like have you stopped beating your wife?
It doesn't matter what answer is given, the person answering is gay. If I say none, you will ask me if I want to go camping with you.
If I give any number, you will ask if I want to camping with you and however many else.
I give you props for the perfect conundrum.
I was hoping you’d say none so I could say “oh, so you’re a professional”
You’re thinking of “if you went camping with a buddy and woke up with a sore and sticky ass would you tell anyone?”
Wanna play the rape game .
Her : No !!!
That's the spirit .
Her : No !!!
That's the spirit .
You know when you're sure
That no one gives a crap
You're on the right track
It's a fact
And when you believe
Things are good
It's guaranteed
You're up your ass
It's a fact
Morons rule the world
And it's shitty place
No one ever asked to be born
It's a fact
You know every time
You think you've got it right
You're totally wrong
It's a fact
And when you really try
The efforts misapplied
Or there's a catch
It's a fact
When you've got a sure thing
You're sure to fuck it up
It's one thing you can count on every time
It's a fact
What can you do?
Absolutely nothing
Don't even try to amount to something
It will never work and Hitler is a jerk
And soon we'll all be dead anyway
It's a fact
(you suck)
In five billion years
The sun will explode
It's in the bible
It's a fact
And no one will know
That we were ever here
It's a fact
It's a fact
So rest assured in knowing
That what you do don't matter
Some one can do it better anyway
It's a fact
That no one gives a crap
You're on the right track
It's a fact
And when you believe
Things are good
It's guaranteed
You're up your ass
It's a fact
Morons rule the world
And it's shitty place
No one ever asked to be born
It's a fact
You know every time
You think you've got it right
You're totally wrong
It's a fact
And when you really try
The efforts misapplied
Or there's a catch
It's a fact
When you've got a sure thing
You're sure to fuck it up
It's one thing you can count on every time
It's a fact
What can you do?
Absolutely nothing
Don't even try to amount to something
It will never work and Hitler is a jerk
And soon we'll all be dead anyway
It's a fact
(you suck)
In five billion years
The sun will explode
It's in the bible
It's a fact
And no one will know
That we were ever here
It's a fact
It's a fact
So rest assured in knowing
That what you do don't matter
Some one can do it better anyway
It's a fact
