The most retarded action movie on the planet?

[Im2bent]

So I had watched Wanted when it first came out. I remember it was bad. It was on tv last night and I caught it about half way thru so I watched it for the lulz. I had forgotten just how fucking retarded this movie was.
And yes Chris Pratt is in it as the shitty friend. So is it the most retarded gun/action movie hollywood has spewed?

 

[BoilerUP]

The Velocipastor.

 

[kcbird]

If they made it today I wouldnt think much of it. It would just blend it with the rest of the shit comming out of hollywood.
When it came out in 2008 you could actually catch a good action flick.

It's retarded

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Chuck Norris... The Delta Force.

Though Lee Marvin had a really cool watch. Which I now own.

Oh and Cobra. Which a buddy and I watched something like 60 times one summer because we had free HBO at our 'billet' apartment and it was on like... every night. We watched it so often, we knew every line.

"You're a disease... and I'm the cure."

"You know what your problem is? You are too violent."

We spent the entire summer of 1987 watching that movie, playing racquetball, taking easy language classes, banging college girls, watching Mike Tyson... and cooking ribs. And every chance we got, using quotes from the movie and cracking up everyone but our instructors.

Ah ha hah haa... so bad...

Sirhr

 

[akmike47]

Anything with Steven segal is worse

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Only thing good about Cobra, was his car. I still like that one.

 

[vinniedelpino]

Any of the last 17 fast and furious movies.

 

[Bender]

Cabin Boy is the worst movie of all time.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

I still believe that the 'retardedest' has been Without Remorse. Nothing was good about that movie, AND nothing was based up the book (that was EXCELLENT) except the title.

Worst
Crap
Ever.

 

[Nik H]

Cabin Boy is the worst movie of all time.

We're not talking about gay porn dude

 

[Maser]

Any John Wayne movie.

 

[kcbird]

Bender don't even try to say that shits not gay porn. Look at the face on that liitle boy

 

[myronman3]

"the greasy strangler". if any of you fucks can make it more than 20 minutes in, slap yourself.

my son begged me to watch a movie with him, guilt tripped me into promising to finish it with him under the guise of "we don't spend enough time together". it was a setup from the get go. he just wanted to watch me suffer through the worst film EVER created.

i even tried to crawfish on it. chewed his ass, just like old times. but the truth is, he and i did spend time together....so it wasnt all bad.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

I know not of the faggottism that is being referred to in this thread.
I'm too busy watching Thunder Road starring Robert Mitchum

 

[Flyingbullseye]

Jackie Chan Fantasy Mission Force 1982. No words can describe how bad it is.

 

[IkeEng]

Tank Girl, but it's kind of become a cult classic over the years.

 

[kcbird]

Tank Girl, but it's kind of become a cult classic over the years.

That bitch was in "In the army now". That brings up fucking Polly Shore movies. Talk about get into the bowels of retardation

 

[akmike47]

Kung pow enter the fist “wee woo wee woo”. The bad guys name is Betty.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Y’all have obviously never seen Don’t Look Up.
What a frikkin disaster of a movie.

 

[davsco]

I still believe that the 'retardedest' has been Without Remorse. Nothing was good about that movie, AND nothing was based up the book (that was EXCELLENT) except the title.

yeah other than the movie title and a few character names, NOTHING came from the book. can't believe clancy let them do that. and damn that chick was FUGLY.

 

[akmike47]

Tank Girl, but it's kind of become a cult classic over the years.

She was real awkward in free willy

 

[kcbird]

can't believe clancy let them do that

Well he's dead so....

 

[Im2bent]

Some of these are worthy candidates but I don't classify B movies or bad movies that you can laugh at as retarded. You guys maybe forgot this scene? Skip to 4:00 mark.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Splash starring Darryl Hannah
Any Rocky movie after the first one.
Any Rambo movie after the first one

 

[Pbgt]

the "gray" was f..kin stoooopid

 

[akmike47]

Some of these are worthy candidates but I don't classify B movies or bad movies that you can laugh at as retarded. You guys maybe forgot this scene? Skip to 4:00 mark.

You finally have a chance with her. Hurry, she’s still warm lol

 

[D1gger]

Stallone has a few. Cobra, Over the Top, Stop or My Mom Will Shoot, The Expendables are borderline...

 

[Threadcutter308]

"the greasy strangler". if any of you fucks can make it more than 20 minutes in, slap yourself.

my son begged me to watch a movie with him, guilt tripped me into promising to finish it with him under the guise of "we don't spend enough time together". it was a setup from the get go. he just wanted to watch me suffer through the worst film EVER created.

i even tried to crawfish on it. chewed his ass, just like old times. but the truth is, he and i did spend time together....so it wasnt all bad.

slut......

 

[forthehunt]

Anything with Steven Seagal.

He knows fuckall about combat.
He knows fuckall about martial arts.
He knows fuckall about firearms.
He knows fuckall about portion control.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Anything with Steven Seagal.

I loved Glimmer Man. So bad, it was good......

 

[rtB]

Mad Max: Fury Road. I couldn't take 3 minutes. And it's got 8.1 tomatoes or cucumbers or whatever.

 

[hlee]

There are very few movies that actually stand the test of a re-watch. Even movies that seemed good on the first pass, tend to fail in reruns.

 

[acudaowner]

personally I much more a fan of those cheesy ass black belt theater shows or kung fu masterpiece lots of supper horrible lip syncing that never matches up they might as well be yelling My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die.loved The Princess Bride



kung fu hustle just finished watching it was as cheesy as cheese gets

 

[RUTGERS95]

Any John Wayne movie.

you must be a communist

 

[Son of Dorn]

Some of these are worthy candidates but I don't classify B movies or bad movies that you can laugh at as retarded. You guys maybe forgot this scene? Skip to 4:00 mark.

I'm trying to decide which part is worse:

A. Curving the bullet.

B. A muzzle-loading jezail somehow firing an insanely crafted bullet well over a mile.

C. Whatever the fuck this shit is:

 

[Thorny]

Kung Pow enter the fist

 

[7.62willdo]

TEAM AMERICA…..

 

[johnnycat]

Any John Wayne movie.

 

[Mwalex]

Zombeaver

 

[quietmike]

Rubber

 

[Im2bent]

The Velocipastor.

Dude I had to look that one up. Thanks, these B movies are hilarious. Budget 36000 so yeah of course its a turd. But its a turd you laugh at. Just watched the trailer. Has a dude that turns into a velociraptor,evil ninjas looks like, and a hot girlfriend. Found the whole movie on youtube.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Leonard Part 6.

Look it up.

Sirhr

 

[Stevo86]

Chuck Norris... The Delta Force.

Though Lee Marvin had a really cool watch. Which I now own.

Oh and Cobra. Which a buddy and I watched something like 60 times one summer because we had free HBO at our 'billet' apartment and it was on like... every night. We watched it so often, we knew every line.

"You're a disease... and I'm the cure."

"You know what your problem is? You are too violent."

We spent the entire summer of 1987 watching that movie, playing racquetball, taking easy language classes, banging college girls, watching Mike Tyson... and cooking ribs. And every chance we got, using quotes from the movie and cracking up everyone but our instructors.

Ah ha hah haa... so bad...

Sirhr

Chuck Norris….. Breaker breaker!

 

[Cuephoric1]

Leonard Part 6.

Look it up.

Sirhr

Was my first thought. Still the worst time wasted in my life.

 

[Boxkicker]

Cabin Boy is the worst movie of all time.

Cabin Boy is the greatest shitty movie Chris Elliot ever made!!!

 

[Blue Sky Country]

ChiCom revolutionary war progaganda movies can be VERY bad, especially the low budget ones made for local audience...

Like THIS:




I mean, YO DAWG... HOW DA FUK DID NOBODY SPOT THAT??? Try doing that shit even in the LEAST patrolled commuter train and bus stations around here and see how far you make it without getting stopped or having the cops called on you. And TRAINED SOLDIERS did not see that ruse?

And, I FUCKING DARE somebody to try to fire a 7.92x57mm or .30-06 rifle with no stock and holding it suspended in their hands like an SMG...

 

[Maggot]

Anything with Steven segal is worse

I actually saw one Segal move that was good. Good but forgettable since I cant even remember the name.

 

[HiDesertELR]

Hobo With A Shotgun

Rutger Hauer's finest

Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) ⭐ 6.1 | Action, Comedy, Crime

1h 26m | Not Rated

m.imdb.com

 

[CSGambill]

Throwing in my vote for Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead. ....Come on, watch it. You know you want to.

Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2011) ⭐ 4.7 | Comedy, Horror

1h 25m | Not Rated

m.imdb.com

 

[Maggot]

I posted on in the Movie thread recently. It was actually a good commentary on America today, but in its own beartiful way was quite retarded.

god bless america

Its on Amazon Prime, worth the watch.