This topic is for all guys everywhere.
This topic is from the guys who have BTDT in the world of women, and are still living to tell the tale.
For starters on this. No pictures or personal info about your ex's.
Try to keep your emotions down if it was a bad break up. This is really for reference for another guy so he doesn't make the same mistake with maybe the same woman or the same type of woman.
Keep in mind that this post and topic will be updated frequently, as my memory gets foggy.
If you're a woman and you find this offensive, then tough shit. You probably did it yourself. So fuck off. In the words of Carlos Santana, "You've got to change your evil ways. Baby. Before I stopped loving you."
Now that the PC aspect is covered...
Here we go...
Never date, or attempt to go after a woman with a tattoo of an apex-type predator, i.e. a shark. I was with a woman who had just this of a shark, and she had more weaponry than me, and was extremely crazy. In the end we had a fight, and she said that if I bought her a certain type of pistol then she would forgive me. I didn't trust her with it around me or anyone, so I promptly dumped her right there.
Never date any girl/woman under the age of 18. I came across one many years ago, and she was only interested in having her cherry busted and nothing else. Some are saying, why not? Jailtime, that's why, and she was 1 month away from her 18th. The little hussy ended up calling it off after I refused to tell her what I was getting her for her birthday. Stupid, but true.
Never tell any woman, that you are looking to have a serious relationship with, that you are interested in becoming a member of our country's special forces. I have had 6 relationships end just off of that.
In the words of a friend of mine describing a redhead he used to date,"She liked to fuck." This has so far been true for all redheads, and hasn't changed from the redheads I've seen.
Never discuss your career with a woman. They don't care. Just do it, and let them know that you're both moving, when the moving truck pulls up to the curb.
If the chick you're with right now asks you why you need so many guns/knives/<insert stuff for your hobby here>, then ask them why they have so much useless crap themselves.
Never pick up or marry a chick has spent her adult life in a bar partying. Generally that habit is hard to break, and you don't need the stress or bullshit associated with it.
If you are dating a single mom, and she has her claws into her kids life, then you will take a backseat right behind the kid.
I was in an area where all the skinny women were prudes(that is actually noble sometimes), and all of the fat women were sluts. This was found out by a venereal disease that ended up getting passed to every guy that went down with a hefty.
If she cheats on you, and blames you, then she will cheat on you again.
If you spoil, and buy her lots of presents then she might do the above for some reason. A friend of mine once said "Never buy a woman anything with a high price tag, until your 20th wedding anniversary with her." I'll need independent confirmation on this.
If you're in a close relationship with a Russian girl, then keep a close eye on her at all times. You were warned. I had a friend who married one. Next thing he knows is that she's been with every dick she could find, and she claimed it was all his fault for that(See above
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Expect to get in frequent fights with any women who is hot blooded. This includes Mexican, Spanish, and Italian women. The quid pro quo for this is that the love making is outstanding.
I had an issue with all the white women from Louisiana, that I met, being pregnant, or already having a child. I can't say that this is true for all white women from LA, and I won't until someone give me an independent confirmation on this.
If she doesn't have that much respect for you when you're dating, then it won't change.
Never marry a slut. If she said that she has cheated on every guy she has been with then do what you want with her, and leave. FAST.
If she expects you to get her an $800+ DLSR camera and she has no clue what ISO stands for or means, then you've just met a gold-digger This is true for any item.
If she jokes about cheating on you then leave her. She isn't taking it seriously. Serious matters, are not joking matters. If you don't feel like your relationship is serious then go ahead and joke with her about it. Suggest a threesome while your at it, and don't be surprised if the spoiled bitch wants a guy instead of a chick.
Once you take your chick to a sex party...she will never leave.
If she has difficulty finding time for you, then she has difficulty finding time for your relationship. Tell her to knock the shit off if it's a serious relationship. When she asks why, hold up the ring and say that's why.
Pay attention to how she treats her former flames. Never talk to any of them either. Their business, not yours, and there are two sides to every story.
Chicks who applaud stories of women cheating, stealing, and/or leaving their partners should be kept away from at all times.
A woman who preaches equality is unwilling to take a punch from a man, but all too willing to slap a man, and claim they are protected because they are a woman.(This isn't an excuse, or recommendation, for domestic violence)
Any woman who tells you to "be a man and do <insert action here>", has no fucking clue what they are talking about, and is just using you for her own selfish purpose. Walk away.
If she has dumped you, and the break up was messy, and she is with another guy, and is still talking to you, then she intends to use you as her back up plan in case she is dumped by the guy she is with. Avoid this drama causing trap for your own stress free benefit.
If she is being secretive, not telling you any of the mundane, boring stuff in her life, with you then there is something wrong. If you are trying to pursue a relationship, or keep this relationship active, then do something and quick. Some signs will be if she stops talking to you suddenly via e-mail, IM, or cell/text, and blames it on bad internet or cell service. This last part has to be repetitive. Singular incidents don't count.
If she calls you up, and accuses you of cheating on her, and you are working(or not cheating on her), then take it with a grain of salt and tell her to calm down. She more than likely wants to pursue a more serious relationship, but, if you feel that she is worth the commitment, you must advise her that if she feels this way, then she must calm down and not make any needless drama. Tell her that she is more than welcome to visit you on your break(or where you are currently at) and see for herself. I had this situation happen to me when I was working at an airfield, and she stopped arguing when a Blackhawk came in to land proving my point to her. Drama causes stress for both parties.
Add your own now. Relationships are brutal sometimes, and since all is fair in love and war, then stay clear of the 'Helen of Troy' types that want you to kill someone for them...
This topic is from the guys who have BTDT in the world of women, and are still living to tell the tale.
For starters on this. No pictures or personal info about your ex's.
Try to keep your emotions down if it was a bad break up. This is really for reference for another guy so he doesn't make the same mistake with maybe the same woman or the same type of woman.
Keep in mind that this post and topic will be updated frequently, as my memory gets foggy.
If you're a woman and you find this offensive, then tough shit. You probably did it yourself. So fuck off. In the words of Carlos Santana, "You've got to change your evil ways. Baby. Before I stopped loving you."
Now that the PC aspect is covered...
Here we go...
Never date, or attempt to go after a woman with a tattoo of an apex-type predator, i.e. a shark. I was with a woman who had just this of a shark, and she had more weaponry than me, and was extremely crazy. In the end we had a fight, and she said that if I bought her a certain type of pistol then she would forgive me. I didn't trust her with it around me or anyone, so I promptly dumped her right there.
Never date any girl/woman under the age of 18. I came across one many years ago, and she was only interested in having her cherry busted and nothing else. Some are saying, why not? Jailtime, that's why, and she was 1 month away from her 18th. The little hussy ended up calling it off after I refused to tell her what I was getting her for her birthday. Stupid, but true.
Never tell any woman, that you are looking to have a serious relationship with, that you are interested in becoming a member of our country's special forces. I have had 6 relationships end just off of that.
In the words of a friend of mine describing a redhead he used to date,"She liked to fuck." This has so far been true for all redheads, and hasn't changed from the redheads I've seen.
Never discuss your career with a woman. They don't care. Just do it, and let them know that you're both moving, when the moving truck pulls up to the curb.
If the chick you're with right now asks you why you need so many guns/knives/<insert stuff for your hobby here>, then ask them why they have so much useless crap themselves.
Never pick up or marry a chick has spent her adult life in a bar partying. Generally that habit is hard to break, and you don't need the stress or bullshit associated with it.
If you are dating a single mom, and she has her claws into her kids life, then you will take a backseat right behind the kid.
I was in an area where all the skinny women were prudes(that is actually noble sometimes), and all of the fat women were sluts. This was found out by a venereal disease that ended up getting passed to every guy that went down with a hefty.
If she cheats on you, and blames you, then she will cheat on you again.
If you spoil, and buy her lots of presents then she might do the above for some reason. A friend of mine once said "Never buy a woman anything with a high price tag, until your 20th wedding anniversary with her." I'll need independent confirmation on this.
If you're in a close relationship with a Russian girl, then keep a close eye on her at all times. You were warned. I had a friend who married one. Next thing he knows is that she's been with every dick she could find, and she claimed it was all his fault for that(See above
Expect to get in frequent fights with any women who is hot blooded. This includes Mexican, Spanish, and Italian women. The quid pro quo for this is that the love making is outstanding.
I had an issue with all the white women from Louisiana, that I met, being pregnant, or already having a child. I can't say that this is true for all white women from LA, and I won't until someone give me an independent confirmation on this.
If she doesn't have that much respect for you when you're dating, then it won't change.
Never marry a slut. If she said that she has cheated on every guy she has been with then do what you want with her, and leave. FAST.
If she expects you to get her an $800+ DLSR camera and she has no clue what ISO stands for or means, then you've just met a gold-digger This is true for any item.
If she jokes about cheating on you then leave her. She isn't taking it seriously. Serious matters, are not joking matters. If you don't feel like your relationship is serious then go ahead and joke with her about it. Suggest a threesome while your at it, and don't be surprised if the spoiled bitch wants a guy instead of a chick.
Once you take your chick to a sex party...she will never leave.
If she has difficulty finding time for you, then she has difficulty finding time for your relationship. Tell her to knock the shit off if it's a serious relationship. When she asks why, hold up the ring and say that's why.
Pay attention to how she treats her former flames. Never talk to any of them either. Their business, not yours, and there are two sides to every story.
Chicks who applaud stories of women cheating, stealing, and/or leaving their partners should be kept away from at all times.
A woman who preaches equality is unwilling to take a punch from a man, but all too willing to slap a man, and claim they are protected because they are a woman.(This isn't an excuse, or recommendation, for domestic violence)
Any woman who tells you to "be a man and do <insert action here>", has no fucking clue what they are talking about, and is just using you for her own selfish purpose. Walk away.
If she has dumped you, and the break up was messy, and she is with another guy, and is still talking to you, then she intends to use you as her back up plan in case she is dumped by the guy she is with. Avoid this drama causing trap for your own stress free benefit.
If she is being secretive, not telling you any of the mundane, boring stuff in her life, with you then there is something wrong. If you are trying to pursue a relationship, or keep this relationship active, then do something and quick. Some signs will be if she stops talking to you suddenly via e-mail, IM, or cell/text, and blames it on bad internet or cell service. This last part has to be repetitive. Singular incidents don't count.
If she calls you up, and accuses you of cheating on her, and you are working(or not cheating on her), then take it with a grain of salt and tell her to calm down. She more than likely wants to pursue a more serious relationship, but, if you feel that she is worth the commitment, you must advise her that if she feels this way, then she must calm down and not make any needless drama. Tell her that she is more than welcome to visit you on your break(or where you are currently at) and see for herself. I had this situation happen to me when I was working at an airfield, and she stopped arguing when a Blackhawk came in to land proving my point to her. Drama causes stress for both parties.
Add your own now. Relationships are brutal sometimes, and since all is fair in love and war, then stay clear of the 'Helen of Troy' types that want you to kill someone for them...
