I never review anything, but holy shit I saw this last night and it just aggravated me.
If any of you haven't seen this, its a movie about after the world pretty much ends and there are very few people left and the world is barren and devastated. It follows a father and his son while they travel to the coast looking for a better place to be.
The setup sounds pretty intriguing; this could have gone in 50 different directions. This could have led them through pockets of civilization trying to get back on its feet like in the Postman, or struggles versus good and evil like in the Book of Eli and Mad Max, or a multitude of other things. Instead, its 2 hours of the most depressing shit I have ever watched put up against a grey background with no real purpose/point/story or plot.
First I thought something would come out of why the wife just decided one night to leave and die. What?! What the fuck sense does THAT make. She can't handle living in their house with the world gone to shit so she.....wanders outside at night to die. Fail. It doesn't even make sense, and it doesn't even play into the movie at all even though they brought her into it with flashbacks the first 1/3 of it.
You never actually get a story or anything as to WHY the world ended. War? Global warming? Alien invasion? Lady GaGa finally acknowledged she is a tranny? Nothing. Just the world is shit, there's random earthquakes, not a lot of people left. Could have given us some story here fuckers.
So the father/son wander around. They have apparently been wandering around for at least a year or 2 (given the kids age) with the same 2 rounds of ammo. They don't even know WHY they are going to the coast and instead are just wandering there just because. This makes no sense and just makes me feel I totally missed some game changing point when in fact, it really is that single-minded. Plus, who the fuck keeps walking on main roads the whole time? Haven't you people played Day Z??
Oh, and every 5 minutes he was either about to shoot himself or the kid. Seriously, get the fuck with the program. Stop trying to kill yourself every 5 minutes.
Along the way, they try to scavenge for food and whatnot, this is expected. And at one point they run into the motherload of some AR15.com'rs underground pantry where they gorge themselves in food and sleep for 1-2 days. At one point they hear something above that sounds like a dog and promptly abandon the years worth of food the next morning. Because you think you HEARD a dog? Obviously noone knew the food storage was there as it was untouched; so you abandon it at the first sign of anything?? What?!? If you had to move just displace it in a nearby house or something. Holy shit.
So we then make it to the coast which is predictably just as horrible as the rest of the world was. They pretty much HAD to kill someone off at this point as there was clearly no 'end' to this movie or nothing that changed the ever missing plot or at least gave you/them some sort of hope or closure. Nope. Instead, the dad randomly gets shot in the leg by an arrow from 2 people who decided to just randomly shoot at him. Makes perfect sense, right? Again, no plot, no story, nothing makes fucking sense. I know this is the apocalypse and shit isn't playing by the usual set of rules, but this story made less than zero sense.
And the ending? The dad dies and the kid is left alone when some random dude walks on the beach and wants to take the kid in with his family. Initially I thought this was a total fucking scam, but apparently the guy did have a family and a dog. Still, even with the family standing there, I didn't get the feeling the kid was any safer than 10 minutes ago. The mother gave me the impression that she had a few screws loose and the kids were like, great, another fucking kid. Fuck, the dog didn't even look excited. And then the movie ends.
No hope of going to some place safe the family knew of. No hope of anything. Just credits. End. Fuck. I just watched 2 hours of the most depressing shit ever and I can't describe more content than this because NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS the entire movie - well, except the kid FALLS FUCKING OVER every time he had to run. But that's about it.
If any of you haven't seen this, its a movie about after the world pretty much ends and there are very few people left and the world is barren and devastated. It follows a father and his son while they travel to the coast looking for a better place to be.
The setup sounds pretty intriguing; this could have gone in 50 different directions. This could have led them through pockets of civilization trying to get back on its feet like in the Postman, or struggles versus good and evil like in the Book of Eli and Mad Max, or a multitude of other things. Instead, its 2 hours of the most depressing shit I have ever watched put up against a grey background with no real purpose/point/story or plot.
First I thought something would come out of why the wife just decided one night to leave and die. What?! What the fuck sense does THAT make. She can't handle living in their house with the world gone to shit so she.....wanders outside at night to die. Fail. It doesn't even make sense, and it doesn't even play into the movie at all even though they brought her into it with flashbacks the first 1/3 of it.
You never actually get a story or anything as to WHY the world ended. War? Global warming? Alien invasion? Lady GaGa finally acknowledged she is a tranny? Nothing. Just the world is shit, there's random earthquakes, not a lot of people left. Could have given us some story here fuckers.
So the father/son wander around. They have apparently been wandering around for at least a year or 2 (given the kids age) with the same 2 rounds of ammo. They don't even know WHY they are going to the coast and instead are just wandering there just because. This makes no sense and just makes me feel I totally missed some game changing point when in fact, it really is that single-minded. Plus, who the fuck keeps walking on main roads the whole time? Haven't you people played Day Z??
Oh, and every 5 minutes he was either about to shoot himself or the kid. Seriously, get the fuck with the program. Stop trying to kill yourself every 5 minutes.
Along the way, they try to scavenge for food and whatnot, this is expected. And at one point they run into the motherload of some AR15.com'rs underground pantry where they gorge themselves in food and sleep for 1-2 days. At one point they hear something above that sounds like a dog and promptly abandon the years worth of food the next morning. Because you think you HEARD a dog? Obviously noone knew the food storage was there as it was untouched; so you abandon it at the first sign of anything?? What?!? If you had to move just displace it in a nearby house or something. Holy shit.
So we then make it to the coast which is predictably just as horrible as the rest of the world was. They pretty much HAD to kill someone off at this point as there was clearly no 'end' to this movie or nothing that changed the ever missing plot or at least gave you/them some sort of hope or closure. Nope. Instead, the dad randomly gets shot in the leg by an arrow from 2 people who decided to just randomly shoot at him. Makes perfect sense, right? Again, no plot, no story, nothing makes fucking sense. I know this is the apocalypse and shit isn't playing by the usual set of rules, but this story made less than zero sense.
And the ending? The dad dies and the kid is left alone when some random dude walks on the beach and wants to take the kid in with his family. Initially I thought this was a total fucking scam, but apparently the guy did have a family and a dog. Still, even with the family standing there, I didn't get the feeling the kid was any safer than 10 minutes ago. The mother gave me the impression that she had a few screws loose and the kids were like, great, another fucking kid. Fuck, the dog didn't even look excited. And then the movie ends.
No hope of going to some place safe the family knew of. No hope of anything. Just credits. End. Fuck. I just watched 2 hours of the most depressing shit ever and I can't describe more content than this because NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS the entire movie - well, except the kid FALLS FUCKING OVER every time he had to run. But that's about it.
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