Maggie’s The Sunday Paper-PRICELESS!!!

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  • Mar 29, 2007
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    The Sunday Paper-PRICELESS!!!

    This is dedicated to all who are seniors, to all of you who

    know seniors, and to all of you who will become seniors.

    It pays to be able to laugh about it when you are!



    "WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"

    The irate customer calling the newspaper

    office loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

    "Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday.

    The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

    There was a long pause on the other end of the phone, and then she was heard to mutter,

    "Well, shit, that's why no one was at church today."





     
    Re: The Sunday Paper-PRICELESS!!!

    I have two paper subscriptions, not my choosing. It really doesn't help things when one delivers the Sunday paper on saturday and the other one actually delivers the Sunday paper on Sunday.