The Turd is Back ;-)

[Turd in the Pool]

Much to the dismay of many, I survived another temp revocation of my 1st amendment rights relatively unscathed ;-) Thanks Frank

From now on, no more politics for me. I'm going to TRY to stick to kiddie pool topics like "who can inlet dbm bottom metal" or "need gunsmith in ________________ (insert city or state)"

Damned controversial topics cause the sharks to swim too close to the surface of the septic tank! ;-)

 

[Maggot]

^^^^^U ain got no rats in heah, nigga.

 

[shankster..]

Much to the dismay of many, I survived another temp revocation of my 1st amendment rights relatively unscathed ;-) Thanks Frank

From now on, no more politics for me. I'm going to TRY to stick to kiddie pool topics like "who can inlet dbm bottom metal" or "need gunsmith in ________________ (insert city or state)"

Damned controversial topics cause the sharks to swim too close to the surface of the septic tank! ;-)

Good now go spend some time actually reading the 1st Amendment of the Constitution to understand what is covers and what it doesn't instead of making a shitstain of a thread showing your Constitutional ignorance.


Oh, and welcome back.

 

[redirt78]

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[shankster..]

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Pure awesome. Cheers redirt78.

 

[snipe10]

Was that Caddyshack?

 

[Direct Assault]

Its no big deal

 

[Turd in the Pool]

Thanks shank. It's good to be back ;-)

Don't think it would do me much good to read the Constitution. You know how us ignorant mofo's are. Even if I could grasp the meaning I would likely form my own opinion.

Kinda like saul alinsky in reverse! ;-)

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

How did you find a pic that fits a thread so damn well? This is the sign of a genius right here!

 

[E. Bryant]

Was that Caddyshack?

Ban.

 

[Graham]

The Turd is Back ;-)

At least post a hunting pic or a brake-in video this time..... It cuts down on my workload.

 

[Turd in the Pool]

At least post a hunting pic or a brake-in video this time..... It cuts down on my workload.

Sorry.

This almost changes my mind about you Yankees ;-)


Cut Deer 8 minutes Heid Wild Game, Bone.MOV - YouTube

 

[Maggot]

Why did God make "Turds" tapered at one end?

So your ass hole wouldn't slap together when it drops.

And so it would enter the water cleanly and not give a lot of backsplash.

 

[Turd in the Pool]

It's funny how you yanks instinctively go off when someone touches a nerve ;-)

Ever notice the uncanny resemblance a maggot has to a turd?

I will hazard a guess and say that you don't! My bet is you look more like a basketball with 5 warts ;-)


That guy is one badass with a knife!

 

[JBNj]

Why did God make "Turds" tapered at one end?

So your ass hole wouldn't slap together when it drops.

And so it would enter the water cleanly and not give a lot of backsplash.

I don't know about you but mine has a boat tail for that extra bc when arriving on target. And i dint know why I posted in this thread.

 

[Maggot]

It's funny how you yanks instinctively go off when someone touches a nerve ;-)

Ever notice the uncanny resemblance a maggot has to a turd?

I will hazard a guess and say that you don't! My bet is you look more like a basketball with 5 warts ;-)


That guy is one badass with a knife!

No one went off but you, Turd. I was just funning....

But you never answered my earlier question...

Are you a turd in the:

-Gene pool
-Swimming pool
-Cesspool
-Carpool

Enlighten us, Sir Turd.

 

[leadbullet]

his have grooves for his peasure.
cheers

 

[Turd in the Pool]

No one went off but you, Turd. I was just funning....

But you never answered my earlier question...

Are you a turd in the:

-Gene pool
-Swimming pool
-Cesspool
-Carpool

Enlighten us, Sir Turd.

I did. Guess you missed it ;-)

Just wondering, Turd, is that the gene or swimming pool?

I did see a cute sign one time by a swimming pool. It was just ....


"OOL". When I asked the owner said...."No P in the OOL."

I was thinking swimming ;-) That's the way you bitches treat me ;-)

BTW Thanks for the chuckle! OOL

 

[1J04]

How did you find a pic that fits a thread so damn well? This is the sign of a genius right here!

Kinda thought this may be spot on as well?

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After much angst it has been realized that this is actually the Trifecta of Turdness. I shall point out the obvious to the laymen.

1) The Avatar (duh)

2) Turd Ferguson (double duh)

and

3) Wagering of Texas (subtle duh)

Now then, please, for the love of God show some cooth and refrain from any derogatory posts between the hours of 1800 and 1900 PST. It's the family hour for Christ Sake.

 

[Guest]

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