Things I trust more than the Gubmint

[duke308]

Up to 3;

Gas station sushi
Chinese hardware
Orioles ownership

And you?

 

[OREGUN]

“Mexican match” ammo
Serbu 50 cals

 

[7.62willdo]

A fart…..

 

[VandelayIndustries]

The Bermuda Triangle
The town whore who’s STD free
A great white shark in deep water

 

[Expert684]

I’ll go with Titan the Ocean Gate sub before the gubberment!

 

[jmp1]

Hot chick's near me want to hook up right now.....

 

[Jscb1b]

My ex.

 

[softcock]

Up to 3;

Gas station sushi
Chinese hardware
Orioles ownership

And you?

A street Hooker, when giving an accurate price of what the provided service will actually cost me .
.

 

[Father O’blivion]

 

[quietmike]

A telemarketer telling me how I can save millions.

 

[MarshallDodge]

Savage rifles

 

[Jscb1b]

Savage rifles in 6.5cm.

Fixed

 

[GreenGO Juan]

The Indian tella marketer that wants my banking information.

 

[johnnycat]

Nigerian Princes that won the lottery

 

[acudaowner]

big foot who happens to do commercials for jax links beef jerky , the Easter bunny that we ran over after it got caught up in a basket one of the kids left out side on Easter ( it was tramatic for the kids I could not stop laughing .) and santa whom a family member sent christmas cards to everyone of the deer he had killed with a strange unmistakable red nose sadly the pic was taken just as he was gutting the deer and well it did not go over like he thought it would .

 

[Milf Dots]

Magic Johnson's already used condoms.

 

[Jabberjaw]

Roadside tacos

 

[PostOak]

The drunk chick who says she’s on the pill

 

[Maggot]

Nethin. I luvs my gubmint and I know they luvs me back. They know what is best for us. Trust them. Obey.

 

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[Bacarrat]

A drink from Bill Cosby

 

[theLBC]

jussie smollett

 

[Jscb1b]

Anyone that is not a lawyer or politician.

 

[Expert684]

My wife going to the mall and telling me she won’t spend much!

 

[Ison]

The Covid Vax

 

[Long_Action]

OceanGate Submarine....

 

[Winningdog]

Jody and Sancho.

 

[Makinchips208]

Relationship advice from the bear pit

 

[zeroz]

Our lab to not eat the tenderloin I threw in her bowl.

 

[Bacarrat]

Shooting tips on how to be a better PRS shooter from Deathbeforedismount

 

[doubloon]

snakes, scorpions, monkeys ...

 

[Mike Casselton]

A fart…..

A wet fart.
The news.
An ex-girlfriend.

 

[M4orturnate]

Advice from the guy working at the gun store.
Mexican water
Insurance agents

 

[JoshPutman]

Used car salesmen

 

[Expert684]

Advice from the guy working at the gun store.
Mexican water
Insurance agents

Advice from the guy working at the gun store.

 

[Dunraven]

My dog

 

[M4orturnate]

Advice from the guy working at the gun store.

Hoped someone would enjoy that

 

[Joebill]

Wile E. Coyote super genius!

 

[357Max]

Wile E. Coyote super genius!

Wile E Coyote trusts Bagdad Bob more than the Gubmint!

 

[Ronws]

Idiots driving gravel and rock trucks. I can trust them to be idiots, for sure. And yes, I say that because one almost ran into me today. But because I could trust that he would have reason to envy the brains of a door knob, I left myself enough room, slammed on the brakes, made them bark. But avoided a collision.

Who else do I trust more than the gummint?

A convict who says he is innocent. Especially if he was caught in the act of whatever crime.

 

[duke308]

My dog

I trust my dog!

 

[BAMCIS]

A left handed smoke shifter.
Or a box of Grid squares.

 

[Hookturnr]

Theis

 

[Ronws]

I think we should trust God more than we trust the gubmint.

 

[Jscb1b]

Theis

FUCKING BRUTAL!!!!!

 

[Jscb1b]

Sincerely.