Maggie’s Things worse than smoking

[sgtkeebler]

Opinion | Smoking not the worst possible health choice
By Alexis Denton

While we agree that smoking cigarettes is detrimental to one's health, we take issue with the statement said by Miami University Student Health Center Dr. Gregory Calkins in the Feb. 7 edition of The Miami Student. Calkins's said, "Smoking is the single most harmful thing we can voluntarily do to our bodies. It is most definitively the most dangerous thing one person can choose to partake in." We have taken the liberty of compiling a list of behaviors we believe to be significantly worse than smoking.

-Shooting yourself
-Jumping off a cliff
-Standing in a nuclear reactor
-Standing in the path of a 65-Watt laser
-Fork in electrical socket
-Overdosing
-Alcohol poisoning
-Mixing ammonia and bleach in your face
-Shooting at the White House
-Insulting Chuck Norris
-Not eating or drinking for a month
-Putting your head inside a hot oven and falling asleep
-Sitting in your car inside a closed garage with the engine running
-Going into outer space without a space suit
-Drinking molten gold
-Riding a Great White Shark
-Taking a syringe full of air and injecting it into your blood stream
-Eating McDonald's everyday
-Drinking virus vials from the Center for Disease Control and Prevention
-Swallowing a lit firecracker

 

[Sportin Wood]

Re: Things worse than smoking

- Working at Vigor Shipyards in Seattle, WA

 

[Johnny Sasaki]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Getting in Honey Badgers way.

 

[Oakland Tactical]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Going down on Rosie O'donnell.

 

[Hink]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Responding with the third choice when given the options, "Yessir, nosir, f*** yousir?" by the Drill Instructor at Marine Corps Recruit Training.

 

[rocky_lange]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Running with scissors

 

[LegioX]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Kicking a Polar bear in the nuts

 

[168BTHPM]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Going camping with Bear Grylls.

Get married to Bobby Brown.

Racing in the Ilse of Man Tourist Trophy.

 

[coldboremiracle]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Chuggin dongs in the park.

 

[Boomholzer]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Messin with Sasquatch

 

[Intrepid4576]

Re: Things worse than smoking

doing hamstring stretches in the prison shower....

 

[dohnuts58]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Playin in traffic out on the highway

 

[limbhanga]

Re: Things worse than smoking

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coldboremiracle</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Chuggin dongs in the park. </div></div>

WTF! I nearly passed out from laughing!

 

[UKDslayer]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Blow drying hair in bathtub.

 

[motodog]

Re: Things worse than smoking

pissing off chuck norris

 

[gknutson]

Re: Things worse than smoking

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: motodog</div><div class="ubbcode-body">pissing off chuck norris </div></div>

Not reading the entire list before posting.

 

[DirtyDave]

Re: Things worse than smoking

sticking a glass jar in your ass

 

[snave58]

Re: Things worse than smoking

voting for Obama!

 

[Rthur]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Gettin a blow job from a hooker with braces.

 

[TOP PREDATOR]

Re: Things worse than smoking

looking back in the light at the skank yo just banged before lighting the smoke?

(it only burns when i pee)

 

[KUSA]

Re: Things worse than smoking

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DirtyDave</div><div class="ubbcode-body">sticking a glass jar in your ass </div></div>
Especially if it breaks.

 

[want2Baccurate]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Answering "yes dear" to your wife's, "Does this ______ make me look fat?" is much more detrimental to your health than smoking.

A couple more for the list:
1. playing patty-cake with piranhas
2. drinking bleach
3. camping on Clint Eastwood's lawn

 

[fadin'fast]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Trying to sell something on the Hide's post exchange before you get 100 legit posts!!!

 

[BALLISTIC]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Putting your dick in every cunt you can.

 

[Glock30]

Re: Things worse than smoking

meth
crack

 

[sgtkeebler]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Posting stuff for sale in the bear pit on your 2nd post to skirt the 100 post rule and getting caught by LowLight.

 

[madman23]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Telling your wife you just bought something else off the hide!

 

[Killer Spade 13]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Gettin' caught with your teenage sister-in-law.

 

[chadg]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Haveing sex with a cape buffalo

 

[doubledown]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Chasing parked cars.

 

[r44astro]

Re: Things worse than smoking

telling your wife "your sister is better"

 

[want2Baccurate]

Re: Things worse than smoking

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wag</div><div class="ubbcode-body">telling your wife "your sister is better" </div></div>
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/253/everything_went_better_than_expected.jpg

 

[beenjammin]

Re: Things worse than smoking

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: madman23</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Telling your wife you just bought something else off the hide! </div></div>

agreed!

 

[SquarePizza]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Krokodil

 

[Guest]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Checking to make sure the bullets spinning while coming out of the barrel.

 

[Guest]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Throwing your hotdog down a hallway!

 

[Blackhawk41]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Sleeping with a chic who knows who all your friends are not cus you've introduced them but cus they've all slept with her before.

Cooking food over a fire made from packing pallets... nothing like that smokey treated wood flavor to really add some pep to your pork chops.

Inhaling burning lithium battery smoke.

Asking a prostitute if she's ready to go steady.

Using 5 gallons of gasoline to burn 100 empty cardboard boxes.

Drinking a fifth of patron XO in under and hour after already getting smashed.

Hitting someone in the head with a shot glass in your favorite bar.

Trying to make your own potato gun using the pipe from a trampoline a tshirt and gasoline.

Trying to be the dukes of hazard in a 95 buick with no seatbelts.

Shaving your balls with a straight razor.

 

[GUNNER75]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Taking the wingman position for Shankster

 

[sgtkeebler]

Re: Things worse than smoking

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: GUNNER75</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Taking the wingman position for Shankster </div></div>
Win.

 

[Jig Stick]

Re: Things worse than smoking

getting fellatio from maser

 

[opshin556]

Re: Things worse than smoking

train accidents would hurt a bit

 

[opshin556]

Re: Things worse than smoking

motorcycle accidents come to mind as well.

especially chinese ones

 

[brianb1998]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Chuggin dongs...HAHAHAHA the best yet.

What about giving your wife the angry dragon? (unexpectedly)

 

[Gondy223]

Re: Things worse than smoking

My wife

 

[GardDog]

Re: Things worse than smoking

My ex-wife

 

[jasonZ]

Re: Things worse than smoking

voting for obama again!

 

[Mr blasty]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Making political post on snipers hide.

 

[Maggot]

Re: Things worse than smoking

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: opshin556</div><div class="ubbcode-body">motorcycle accidents come to mind as well.

especially chinese ones

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Being on your way to breakfast when you see this.

 

[RATSACK]

Re: Things worse than smoking

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: opshin556</div><div class="ubbcode-body">motorcycle accidents come to mind as well.

especially chinese ones

</div></div>

Being on your way to breakfast when you see this. </div></div>
Asking this guy if the bike is for sale

 

[MinorDamage]

Re: Things worse than smoking

Going Vegan.

Josh