This sounds like a good idea— the outrunning bullets part that is!

[sirhrmechanic]

Over 400,000 Facebook users pledge Area 51 raid: 'Lets see them aliens'

Over 400,000 people have committed to a Facebook event pledging to “Storm Area 51” in September in an effort to “see them aliens.”

www.foxnews.com

Want to take care of half a million retards all at once? Help the security at Groom Lake! Because there is going to be an epic Banzai Charge!

Buy ladder and coffin futures.

Cheers, Sirhr

 

[Rthur]

https://www.snipershide.com/shooting/threads/please-for-the-love-of-god-let-this-be-true.6950415/

R

 

[M8541Reaper]

 

[2ndamendfan]

https://www.snipershide.com/shootin...of-god-let-this-be-true.6950415/#post-7825183

 

[wildcats]

I'm thinking of going back to school and aquire a degree in Psychology to help treat this fools. in the meantime,it's time to shut down FACEBOOK.but then again,i like the idea of the post above with the mini gun.

 

[M8541Reaper]

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

One way to rid 400K look at me types in a single afternoon, win/win in most Americans books.

 

[McSnipsy291]

Best way to handle this is to just remove anything classified (or even interesting) ahead of time and then set up a job fair. They will never come back.

 

[ArmyJerry]

No defense neded, they will die of dehydration in 4 hours, do these stupid fucks know how hot it is out there?

 

[M8541Reaper]

No defense neded, they will die of dehydration in 4 hours, so these stupid fucks know how hot it is out there?

Most of em will die after running 4’ from heat cramps, no fitness, and dog shit diet.

 

[Seed tick]

They should just go to Walmart. You can see all the aliens you want to there!

 

[W54/XM-388]

Best way to handle this is to just remove anything classified (or even interesting) ahead of time and then set up a job fair. They will never come back.

If I'm not mistaken, they moved all the top classified stuff out of there a long time ago once it became a bit too well known.

 

[JMGlasgow]

If I'm not mistaken, they moved all the top classified stuff out of there a long time ago once it became a bit too well known.

Let them keep thinking there are classified alien objects there.

 

[Maser]

I don't know what's more retarded. People who come up with this shit, or the people who believe it.

 

[M8541Reaper]

I don't know what's more retarded. People who come up with this shit, or the people who believe it.

 

[M8541Reaper]

 

[Do-nothing]

Somebody needs to stock up on Darwin awards...

 

[SD Carpenter]

I'm pretty sure the govt started that area 51 rumor to begin with, their real base is probably in Nebraska somewhere lol

 

[W54/XM-388]

Utah

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[ArmyJerry]

 

[cornhusker86]

 

[Rthur]

Over Half a Million Facebook Users Sign Up to Raid Area 51

If all goes as planned, hundreds of thousands of civilians will descend on the infamously mysterious military base to "see them aliens."

www.breitbart.com

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[DarnYankeeUSMC]

What can we do to encourage these people? And can we be charged with a crime like the girl that encouraged her boyfriend to off himself?
Either way I am all for it. I say do it, do it!!

 

[W54/XM-388]

Of the 500,000 that signed up to do it, I would be shocked if 500 actually showed up at the fence that day.

 

[Spblademaker]

What can we do to encourage these people? And can we be charged with a crime like the girl that encouraged her boyfriend to off himself?
Either way I am all for it. I say do it, do it!!

Just say that there’s a bunch of free shit in there.

 

[Racer88]

The story inspired me to make this photoshop:

I heard NY Representative Occasional Cortex was there to see the separated alien children in cages.

 

[Maser]

Of the 500,000 that signed up to do it, I would be shocked if 500 actually showed up at the fence that day.

Take away another zero if you want a more realistic number.

 

[Snuby642]

Come to Texas, if they want to see aliens. They won't even need a tour guide.

If you want to see the freak show go to DC.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Might be entertaining to watch.

 

[Aussie Joe]

We would be better off doing a giant social engineering stunt in telling all the snowflakes that Area 51 has been taken over by ICE and turned into a giant illegal prison camp. That way all the democrat snowflakes will storm it and get obliterated muahahahhaaaaa

 

[Mike Casselton]

Of the 500,000 that signed up to do it, I would be shocked if 500 actually showed up at the fence that day.

I doubt their mommies will let them take the car that far away from home.

 

[M8541Reaper]

#PlotTwist

 

[acudaowner]

they can do it ...

 

[PatMiles]

Can you say... Soylent Green? Use it to feed the illegal aliens in the detention centers. It's a win win!

 

[Fig]

Crowd of UFO fans seeking to ‘raid Area 51’ hits 1 MILLION despite US Air Force warning

If even a small fraction of those UFO lovers show up to try and break ‘them aliens’ free from the secret desert facility, the ‘Area 51 raid’ joke risks spilling into one of the largest civil disobedience events ever in the US.

www.rt.com

 

[Fig]

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

I'd pay to see them once the Lrad's start working, an if that won't stop them, they won't like whats next at all,...

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

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There you are again with the thread killing logic, damn,.....

 

[GONE BAD]

What these dumbfucks don't realize is much of area 51 is used for training exercises with LIVE ammo.
These areas actually become mine fields with "supposably" duds!
Walk around in impact zones and you more than likely will get your ass blown to hell!

I can see the headlines now!

 

[wake.joe]

The government gunning down civilians en masse, even for marching on Area 51, would not go over well. So much that they would never do it.

Fire hoses and riot gear. But let’s face it; all the guards could go home and these people would still never be able to get in. Anything worth anything is behind some serious steel and concrete.

 

[ArmyJerry]

you never visited area 51, the government would never shoot civilians en mass, they would put them on space ships to be taken off planet earth to get anally probed the rest of their lives, never to be seen again.

A new, really really green golf course would be constructed by aliens as a thank you.

The government gunning down civilians en masse, even for marching on Area 51, would not go over well. So much that they would never do it.

Fire hoses and riot gear. But let’s face it; all the guards could go home and these people would still never be able to get in. Anything worth anything is behind some serious steel and concrete.

 

[Badfinger]

No worries, they couldn't find their way out of mommy's basement......

 

[sirhrmechanic]