Fuck. Yes.
Wife and I couldn't stop watching. It was even better that we lived in Tampa years ago and always heard of what a self righteous cunt the owner was. Holy shit, we were warned and it still wasn't even close. I always wondered what total retard put up 'taking pictures with tiger cubs is animal abuse' on billboards on the highway - now I know.
A few takeaways:
- Joe was streamrolled, conned and scammed. There's no way he paid someone to kill her, let alone some toothless inbred fuck with an IQ of 14 whose first words to him after arriving at his zoo/business were 'I dont work for you'. Yeah...no.
So you expect me to believe that this tard took 3k, to travel halfway across the US on a murder for hire scheme? Then he goes MIA because he instead just partied and did meth?
Yet that fed prosecutor, who is the closest thing to a real life NPC I've ever witnessed, charges Joe, yet doesn't even charge the guy who actually left the state to carry out the murder?
The other charges are for tiger skulls? For a guy who has 200 live tigers? How long are you under the impression that fucking tigers live?
I'm not sure what lawyer Joe had, but holy shit. I probably could have gotten him acquited.
- The most fitting description I've seen of Jeff was, 'this is what hard on pills sold at the gas station would look like as a person'. Douche doesn't even begin to describe this guy. It's only all too obvious what happened; he got a controlling interest of the zoo by leading Joe on about him having the financial backing to change everything. He didn't - hes a total con man who is hood rich. He and the dumb inbred guy conspired to frame Joe, as they had a motive in Joe's very public hatred for Carole. The case though was completely half assed and the only way I can see A. the 'hitman' not even getting a charge and B. the feds taking and charging Joe with this bullshit you could drive an Airbus through lead me to think one thing - Jeff is some kind of DEA/FBI/federal informant who is tied up with so much other dirty bullshit and got caught/flipped, they just swept anything resembeling common sense under the rug and steamrolled Joe to keep their informant out of trouble.
- Dr Zhavago or whatever the fuck his name is, is a cult leader, pure and simple.
- The drug lord guy from the 80s is the most sane guy on the entire show.
- I'm not 100% sure Carole killed her husband, but she knew he was into some shady shit in Costa Rica and was waiting for something to happen. I could also see her indirectly 'helping' some people wanting to get at her husband by letting them know where/when he'd be places. I dont see her actually killing him because she is absolutely fucking useless. Any interview with her relating to her husband just exuted bullshit. She constantly looks up and to the right. She's constantly uneasy and changes the tone and speed that she talks; yet compare that to when shes blathering on about her other bullshit and its night and day.
She's also the biggest fucking cunt hippocrit on earth. Don't take pictures with cubs, its abuse! But come to my ghetto ass zoo, to work for free 80 hours a week and watch all my tiger and cub youtube videos so I can get checks for them.
I also just read they reopened her husbands case since there is interest in it due to the series. There's a huge bit of irony there if this ends up with her in jail. Her husband is also the biggest faggot cuck you can imagine.
The one thing apparently everyone on the internet can agree on is that no one fucking likes Carole. If I was married to her, Id fucking fake my death. Oh, and they met as she was walking down Nebraska Ave at night? For those not from the Tampa area, Nebraska is full of hookers; thats what its known for. Noone except hookers or ghetto goblins walk on Nebraska for any reason, at any time.
P.S. - I love how many times Joe just randomly shoots in the direction of people standing around.
