Tik Tok bimbo buys shed to live in. Finds out it’s just shed.

[sirhrmechanic]

TikToker forced to live in a shed that doesn't have AC or a shower

Elizabeth Rishforth, from Houston, Texas, purchased a shed with no AC or shower for $2,000 to live in attempting to avoid the surge in rent prices. She revealed that she felt like she was 'dying.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

And in the “this is a hilarious example of a stupid millenial…”.

Bimbo spends $2000 to buy a shed to live in. In Houston. To avoid rent and high home prices.

And is upset that it’s just a shed. No AC. No Shower. It’s a shed. And she claims the builders ripped her off. For a shed.

WTF did she think she was getting? The Taj Mahal!

Ah hahahahhahaha….

Sirhr

Ps. The sad part is she will probably monetize her 1million idiot TikTok followers and be able to afford a mansion. Instead of dying of heat stroke like Darwin intended.

 

[TXAZ]

Well that showed some brilliance.
I’m guessing Houston’s building inspection dept sees this and condemns the building.

 

[fpgt72]

The narcissistic traits of these people just astound me. But it does follow, these kids got told from day one that they are special, everything they do is just fine.....guess what the real world does not act like this.

 

[Maggot]

I wonder if she shits in 5 gallon bucket then buries it in the yard?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I liked the comment that "the couple that let her put the shed in the back yard... probably the husband figured it was a good way to bang her!"

Ya think???

Sirhr

 

[Mike Casselton]

Doggie doolie or a bumper dumper

 

[TexPatriot]

Well that showed some brilliance.
I’m guessing Houston’s building inspection dept sees this and condemns the building.

In Austin it would pass as a homeless camp. Just needs more blue tarps and stolen shopping carts.

No shower? At least her boyfriend can brag 'No muff too tuff.'

 

[roostercogburn98]

What a dumbass

 

[Doc68]

She better be digging some cat holes for those shits she takes....

Doc

 

[supercorndogs]

The real sad part is the government is fucking up the country so bad, its going to be really hard for most any young couple to buy a home. Then they get all exited about tiny homes, and I am like you know that tiny home influencer lives in the backyard of their parents mansion right?

 

[MadDuner]

Stupid people doing stupid things.....

 

[Milf Dots]

That's a southern stabbin cabin- fo sho.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

That's a southern stabbin cabin- fo sho.

“Your father’s waiting for you in the tool shed…” Frank Zappa, Wet T-shirt Nite.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

Bet it smells like rotten fish. Gross.

 

[woogie_man]

What a fucking moron. You got exactly what you bought. These self entitled pricks think they can get everything for cheap and not have to work for it. Have fun in the heat, now go sweet your tits off.

 

[fpgt72]

The real sad part is the government is fucking up the country so bad, its going to be really hard for most any young couple to buy a home. Then they get all exited about tiny homes, and I am like you know that tiny home influencer lives in the backyard of their parents mansion right?

Very true, my son 26 and getting married in Oct. his rent is currently near $2k per month. That is more then my house payment was. He has a good job tickling 6 figures and his wife to be is in the medical field and makes good money as well, but is hammered by student loans.

They are looking for a house but anything halfway good is well over $500k. Just insane. We are going to help them out, but prices are just nuts, and these kids make good money work hard and are saving every penny.

 

[buffalowinter]

I know how she can get free food, lodging, and get paid. Ask me how!

 

[W54/XM-388]

A friend of mine built a legit tiny house (Permanent foundation) as a test to work out the details before building a subdivision of them.
It came out really nice, BUT at this time it was not cost effective to build them due to the cost of materials and labour and it being nearly impossible to find workers that would do things right if you weren't hovering over their shoulder making sure they didn't screw it up.

A proper tiny house that you can live in year round and not be uncomfortable in is probably going to set you back north of $100k right about now.
And that's if you are essentially your own general contractor and supervising all the work.

 

[Aftermath]

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Less than $10k all-in. Not such a bad deal.

 

[Mike Casselton]

She better be digging some cat holes for those shits she takes....

Doc

Cats will shit anywhere and on top of anything.
Nasty fucking animals.

 

[Mike Casselton]

BTW, someone's ten year old camper would cost about the same as the bare shed.
Has a kitchen, a living room, shower, shitter and AC/Heat.

Just sayin

 

[frank320]

1) This was never about improving her living situation. It was always about gaining more followers.
2) She got media coverage and managed to sneak a couple of "hot" pics in there.
3) Mission accomplished - she gained followers + media coverage

Next: Leverage the attention and upgrade her boyfriend.
She ain't as dumb as you guys think.

 

[MadDuner]

1) This was never about improving her living situation. It was always about gaining more followers.
2) She got media coverage and managed to sneak a couple of "hot" pics in there.
3) Mission accomplished - she gained followers + media coverage

Next: Leverage the attention and upgrade her boyfriend.
She ain't as dumb as you guys think.

Professional victim.

 

[W54/XM-388]

1) This was never about improving her living situation. It was always about gaining more followers.
2) She got media coverage and managed to sneak a couple of "hot" pics in there.
3) Mission accomplished - she gained followers + media coverage

Next: Leverage the attention and upgrade her boyfriend.
She ain't as dumb as you guys think.

I might suggest stage 4 was something like leverage attention, open an only fans account, make tons of money showing a bunch of incels some mediocre pictures of her body and laugh while blowing the money like a whore, right up until it stops coming in and then come up with THOT V2.0 plan.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

She hasn't seen shit yet. Things are getting worse before they get better. But hey, at least they raised minimum wage.*







*½ the reason everything including housing costs more. We tried to tell them but they insisted they could now afford to live.

 

[308pirate]

She better be digging some cat holes for those shits she takes....

Doc

Burn pits

 

[308pirate]

Cats will shit anywhere and on top of anything.
Nasty fucking animals.

Maybe they just hate you

 

[308pirate]

Very true, my son 26 and getting married in Oct. his rent is currently near $2k per month. That is more then my house payment was. He has a good job tickling 6 figures and his wife to be is in the medical field and makes good money as well, but is hammered by student loans.

They are looking for a house but anything halfway good is well over $500k. Just insane. We are going to help them out, but prices are just nuts, and these kids make good money work hard and are saving every penny.

On the flip side my buddy's son is 21, a trained welder, maybe be a journeyman by now, works union jobs, has his own welding side hustle, owns his 1 ton Ford with welder unit, and a camping trailer that he takes to jobs too far from home. Stays in said trailer at a local state park while collecting the living allowances from the contract.

I have no doubt the guy's net worth will top a million before age 30.

 

[Mike Casselton]

It's not my stuff they shit on.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I know how she can get free food, lodging, and get paid. Ask me how!View attachment 7912624

But she still has to shit in a hole and live in places with no AC...

That said... Free dental!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[buffalowinter]

But she still has to shit in a hole and live in places with no AC...

That said... Free dental!

Cheers,

Sirhr

She can always go in the Air Force.
Bagram Air Field...

Kandahar Air Field

 

[sirhrmechanic]

She can always go in the Air Force.
Bagram Air Field...

Kandahar Air Field
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I figured I'd let you point that out... ;-)

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Jefe's Dope]

She can always go in the Air Force.
Bagram Air Field...

Kandahar Air Field
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But then she couldn't sleep in and Tic Toc all day. Take your white male privilege out of here and quit mansplaining!

 

[lariat]

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Less than $10k all-in. Not such a bad deal.

Put that in a shipping container, add a human door and be gtg. Solar panels on top, maybe a small roof patio and open patio for the big doors. Get a grill and the HQ is complete. But like others have pointed out, actually living in her she-shed was probably no the plan.

 

[TurboTrout]

Women are funny like that.


Always romanticize the tiny home thing, living in a RV, or what I have seen a good bit of is cruising/boats. Like 9.9/10 women don’t hack it for 3months, just not the natural state for most of them, even bigger boats, I remember a older couple, city people, bought a 50ish ft lagoon sailing catamaran, thing has AC, internet, enough solar to run all that shit, etc, damn dear a $1M boat, I remember them looking at it for a few days, woman is like “hey it’s kinda like a small apartment”, the man buys it, less than a year later it’s back at the marina for sale again, this was VERY common for the higher end cats.

As someone who isn’t a home body, I could probably make a shed work if I was single, I’d sheet rock it and make it a little nicer, but for somewhere to sleep and keep my stuff, sure if it made sense, but I can’t think of any woman I have ever dated who could go a month straight in something like that.

It is what it is.

 

[Bigfatcock]

I’d fuck her.

 

[Snipe260]

I liked the comment that "the couple that let her put the shed in the back yard... probably the husband figured it was a good way to bang her!"

Ya think???

Sirhr

Bet after she been in that shed for 24 hr, her pussy smelled like Lebrun James sock after game 7!

 

[oneshot86]

Right outside my barn door.
They started living in the trailer but live in the shed now.
Living in a shed on somebody else's property, wild.

Tell me my tractor ain't sexy

 

[wildcats]

I wonder if she shits in 5 gallon bucket then buries it in the yard?

Bet she did and thru the bag in one of this..

 

[wildcats]

TikToker forced to live in a shed that doesn't have AC or a shower

Elizabeth Rishforth, from Houston, Texas, purchased a shed with no AC or shower for $2,000 to live in attempting to avoid the surge in rent prices. She revealed that she felt like she was 'dying.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

And in the “this is a hilarious example of a stupid millenial…”.

Bimbo spends $2000 to buy a shed to live in. In Houston. To avoid rent and high home prices.

And is upset that it’s just a shed. No AC. No Shower. It’s a shed. And she claims the builders ripped her off. For a shed.

WTF did she think she was getting? The Taj Mahal!

Ah hahahahhahaha….

Sirhr

Ps. The sad part is she will probably monetize her 1million idiot TikTok followers and be able to afford a mansion. Instead of dying of heat stroke like Darwin intended.

 

[W54/XM-388]

If you pull up any kind of social media or YouTube these days you'll find loads of people, often younger mildly attractive females, all into various nomadic or temporary lifestyles, from the whole van life and car life types to the camping and hiking all the time types to the living in tiny houses so they don't have to hold down a job type.

The money they make off advertisements / sponsorships / lonely incels sending them money as "sponsors" / "patrons" etc., often lets them have a somewhat comfortable life in their chosen area without having to you know actually work hard for a living like the shrinking working class do.

However give it a couple decades, their looks and novelty will be gone and people won't be wanting to hand them money for pictures anymore and nobody is going to bother watching their videos. Then what?

Go a bit longer and say they start getting to their 60s, well have they worked enough to even qualify for the meager Social Security payouts?
Do they own a house or property where they can live?
Do they have any savings for their retirement or when they get into ill health?

Most also don't want to sleep their way into stability with somebody while they are young and attractive enough to do so because, you know be free and not tied down. They are in for a hard awakening when they are trying to find a sugar daddy or someone to live off of at 45 years old or such.

Either way I think when they get old, things are going to be a lot rougher than they expect.

 

[Jgunner]

If you pull up any kind of social media or YouTube these days you'll find loads of people, often younger mildly attractive females, all into various nomadic or temporary lifestyles, from the whole van life and car life types to the camping and hiking all the time types to the living in tiny houses so they don't have to hold down a job type.

The money they make off advertisements / sponsorships / lonely incels sending them money as "sponsors" / "patrons" etc., often lets them have a somewhat comfortable life in their chosen area without having to you know actually work hard for a living like the shrinking working class do.

However give it a couple decades, their looks and novelty will be gone and people won't be wanting to hand them money for pictures anymore and nobody is going to bother watching their videos. Then what?

Go a bit longer and say they start getting to their 60s, well have they worked enough to even qualify for the meager Social Security payouts?
Do they own a house or property where they can live?
Do they have any savings for their retirement or when they get into ill health?

Most also don't want to sleep their way into stability with somebody while they are young and attractive enough to do so because, you know be free and not tied down. They are in for a hard awakening when they are trying to find a sugar daddy or someone to live off of at 45 years old or such.

Either way I think when they get old, things are going to be a lot rougher than they expect.

They just eventually marry a sucker who folowed them since the beginning and loves her. Prob a bank manager or some low level financial job that allows her to stay home and bang her "friends". Ive seen it a time or two

 

[TurboTrout]

If you pull up any kind of social media or YouTube these days you'll find loads of people, often younger mildly attractive females, all into various nomadic or temporary lifestyles, from the whole van life and car life types to the camping and hiking all the time types to the living in tiny houses so they don't have to hold down a job type.

The money they make off advertisements / sponsorships / lonely incels sending them money as "sponsors" / "patrons" etc., often lets them have a somewhat comfortable life in their chosen area without having to you know actually work hard for a living like the shrinking working class do.

However give it a couple decades, their looks and novelty will be gone and people won't be wanting to hand them money for pictures anymore and nobody is going to bother watching their videos. Then what?

Go a bit longer and say they start getting to their 60s, well have they worked enough to even qualify for the meager Social Security payouts?
Do they own a house or property where they can live?
Do they have any savings for their retirement or when they get into ill health?

Most also don't want to sleep their way into stability with somebody while they are young and attractive enough to do so because, you know be free and not tied down. They are in for a hard awakening when they are trying to find a sugar daddy or someone to live off of at 45 years old or such.

Either way I think when they get old, things are going to be a lot rougher than they expect.

Much like they fake survival guy who was staying in hotels, I bet those chicks spend a weekend MAYBE in their shed/van/etc then go back to live off/with boyfriend in his $3,000mo condo

 

[TurboTrout]

Right outside my barn door.
They started living in the trailer but live in the shed now.
Living in a shed on somebody else's property, wild.View attachment 7912846

Tell me my tractor ain't sexy

I air b’n’bed one of those once on a work trip, it was on a cool spot, figured why not, little bigger blow outs, or whatever you call those extendo walls though


Wasn’t bad really, my biggest thing was I just felt like I could probably rip the front door off with my bare hands or put a home in the floor if I stomped my foot, it was nice and newish, but just felt super lightly built, I was thinking it would be more like a blue water boat, nooope

 

[W54/XM-388]

Much like they fake survival guy who was staying in hotels,

Yep, fake survival guys (almost everyone doing a "survival show" on TV) really annoy me because a large part of the time their "examples" are actually very dangerous / risky things that could easily mean death or serious injury if you were to follow their examples when you weren't surrounded by support staff and camera men and fresh warm clothes and food and a nice comfy travel trailer right out of the screen frame.

 

[TurboTrout]

Yep, fake survival guys (almost everyone doing a "survival show" on TV) really annoy me because a large part of the time their "examples" are actually very dangerous / risky things that could easily mean death or serious injury if you were to follow their examples when you weren't surrounded by support staff and camera men and fresh warm clothes and food and a nice comfy travel trailer right out of the screen frame.

Think the only legit one as I remember was that canadian dude he did his own camera work, al la one man show.

 

[candyx]

If she would use her lips she could wind up in the big White House like the vp

 

[TurboTrout]

If she would use her lips she could wind up in the big White House like the vp

Most hoes don’t do well trying to sleep their way up, being able to tell the difference between all show no go, and someone who has some real juice, it is beyond that of the common hoe

 

[Short-bus]

BTW, someone's ten year old camper would cost about the same as the bare shed.
Has a kitchen, a living room, shower, shitter and AC/Heat.

Just sayin

I bought my camper (Salem cruise lite 201bhxl) in March 2019 for $16K. I could have sold it last year for $25K. It's not big, but it would be comfortable for 2 people to live full time in. Even better for a single person. With financing the monthly payment would only be like $150/month or something. Add insurance and taxes, maybe $200/month all in. I just did a quick search around me to find a place that published monthly rates for full hookups sites and for 1-2 people, the first place that published rates was $695/month. The only problems are you have to have a vehicle that can pull the camper to get it to a site, then move it if you have to, or want to, move to another location.


New campgrounds are being built all over the place, and despite high fuel costs, dealers are still selling the hell out of campers. We just need more places for folks to park 'em and stay for a while, because the demand for sites outpaced the supply.

Branden

 

[TurboTrout]

I bought my camper (Salem cruise lite 201bhxl) in March 2019 for $16K. I could have sold it last year for $25K. It's not big, but it would be comfortable for 2 people to live full time in. Even better for a single person. With financing the monthly payment would only be like $150/month or something. Add insurance and taxes, maybe $200/month all in. I just did a quick search around me to find a place that published monthly rates for full hookups sites and for 1-2 people, the first place that published rates was $695/month. The only problems are you have to have a vehicle that can pull the camper to get it to a site, then move it if you have to, or want to, move to another location.


New campgrounds are being built all over the place, and despite high fuel costs, dealers are still selling the hell out of campers. We just need more places for folks to park 'em and stay for a while, because the demand for sites outpaced the supply.

Branden

There was a little chunk of land I was looking at, debating getting a camper for it and later building a cabin, doesn’t seem like a bad idea, though I still have doubts on how quick these campers go from $20,000 to pay per pound to take it to the dump.