Titans QB Will Levis, Hellmann’s Debut Ad for Mayonnaise-Scented Fragrance

[PatMiles]

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2024/08/13/video-titans-qb-will-levis-hellmanns-debut-ad-for-mayonnaise-scented-fragrance/

Will Levis put out a strong mayo vibe over two years ago when it was discovered that he adds mayonnaise to his coffee. Now, the mayonnaise industry has figured out how to capitalize on this mayo-loving rising NFL star.
The answer? “Will Levis No. 8, Parfum de Mayonnaise.”
But wait! Lest you believe this is some joke, the good people at Hellmann’s have gone the extra mile to confirm that this condiment-scented cologne is indeed quite real.
“It’s been a very exciting process,” Levis told CBS Sports. “We started last year when we announced my life-time supply of mayonnaise contract with Hellmann’s, and now being an official spokesperson for them is really exciting. One of the ideas we had to ‘bottle up’ my love for mayonnaise and share it with the world was to create this Will Levis parfum de mayonnaise — Will Levis No. 8 — to share.
“It is what it says it is, it’s a mayonnaise-based fragrance, but we do promise that it smells great, it smells like greatness. It’s got the undertones that you’d think of in a mayonnaise: A little lemon, a little bit of coffee undertone to kind of play with how this whole thing got started.”
Apparently, the concoction is quite popular.

MAN UP DUDE, PUT ON YOUR MAYO!!

 

[Mike Casselton]

Gay

 

[oneshot86]

Stupid gay

 

[UKDslayer]

I could understand maybe barbecue sauce, but mayonnaise??

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Tim Walz already placed his order.

 

[Milf Dots]

The fragrance is called "Manaise" and is sure to be a hit- in SanFran and Vancouver.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I could understand maybe barbecue sauce, but mayonnaise??

Hellman’s has a BBQ sauce. It’s the shizzle too.

edit; Ohhhh, scratch that. It’s Dukes.

 

[The D]

My cousin is a big Titans fan. Can’t wait to mock him ruthlessly for this

 

[Sean the Nailer]

The industry pinnacled with Hoppe's 9

 

[101st]

Stupid gay

You know, just really fucking gay.

 

[vh20]

I like mayonnaise ok, but always thought it a bit malodorous. Why would you want to smell like that?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

always thought it a bit malodorous.

Ain't you all Sax Fifth Ave

 

[Mike Casselton]

I like Man-O-Naise ok, but always thought it a bit malodorous. Why would you want to smell like that?

Smells like sex in here...

 

[MO Fugga]

Smells like sex in here...

Butt sex. Lots of it. And a horse is somehow involved.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Ain't you all Sax Fifth Ave

I think it's a bit Old Spicy

 

[vh20]

Ain't you all Sax Fifth Ave

No, I'm more Pasture/Hayfield and never really liked or worn cologne, but if I did it sure wouldn't be mayonnaise-scented!

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I think it's a bit Old Spicy

Don't make me get out the chick magnet.

 

[vh20]

Don't make me get out the chick magnet.

Yep, that's what the sophisticated ones amongst us rednecks wore. And don't forget this one: