Toilet paper math

Altho I'm starting a side business selling bootlegged hotel TP to fund my gun addiction lol. Hit me up if in need....

3-5 days a week in a hotel for work. I should be able to grab 5 rolls min a week.

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Well, the toilet paper hoarding has hit my AO. I'm wondering if the general public has just now started wiping their ass, and washing their hands? WTF? I do know one thing, if these TP hoarding assholes, cause me to have to start using grass, and leaves I'm gonna be pissed off.
 
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We've got two 'toilet paper roll' dispensers in our bathroom. There's the "John Wayne" (Rough 'n tough an' don't take no shit offa nobody) and then there's the "Tinkerbell". (Self-explanatory, no?)

I bought a package of John Wayne back around the end of November. My Lady gets a package of Tinkerbell about every month.

That's all the math/inventory/rationing I'm about to do. Enjoy!
 
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Ok it’s 10:00am where I’m sitting. Lots of interesting conversation/ observations. My private toll of charming lasted me 12 days. My man sharpshot50 is the winner! Congratulations to sharpshot50!!! Sharp pm me your PayPal and I will send you your winnings. Was this a fucked up thread or what?
 
I have a hairy fucking ass crack, ahh no way can I compete with some here.

Then sometimes I add beer and tacos/ deermeat the night before or maybe brats. 1 roll is nothing to me, it's like seeing a penny on the ground. Wife unit buys 64 pac's of ass wipe.
 
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Now we finally know what Oh,Bummer's fundamental transformation of our nation was all about: the nation that put the first man on the moon can no longer put toilet paper on store shelves, instead people will be scooting along sidewalks pretty soon: San Francisco, and other sanctuary cities were just the prelude.