Toilet paper math

[Jscb1b]

Because I didn't post yet.

 

[BCX]

Haven't used TP in years.... little secret use flushable wipes or baby wipes. Easy on the hemorrhoids!

 

[BCX]

Altho I'm starting a side business selling bootlegged hotel TP to fund my gun addiction lol. Hit me up if in need....

3-5 days a week in a hotel for work. I should be able to grab 5 rolls min a week.

PM for Hide discount

 

[bama1]

Folks buy 500 rolls of toilet paper and got a box of oatmeal and a can of green beans in the pantry...you good

 

[101stinfantry]

Well, the toilet paper hoarding has hit my AO. I'm wondering if the general public has just now started wiping their ass, and washing their hands? WTF? I do know one thing, if these TP hoarding assholes, cause me to have to start using grass, and leaves I'm gonna be pissed off.

 

[sharpshot50]

6 squares on average for me. Days heavily depends on the size of the rolls but a “regular” roll should be somewhere around 75 sheets, so 12-13 days.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

We've got two 'toilet paper roll' dispensers in our bathroom. There's the "John Wayne" (Rough 'n tough an' don't take no shit offa nobody) and then there's the "Tinkerbell". (Self-explanatory, no?)

I bought a package of John Wayne back around the end of November. My Lady gets a package of Tinkerbell about every month.

That's all the math/inventory/rationing I'm about to do. Enjoy!

 

[BCX]

 

[Maser]

Not totally sure how long it takes for a roll to be used in my house, but I will say one thing for certain. I believe 99.9% that I am the only one in my house who knows how to replace the empty roll with a new one.

 

[Seed tick]

Ok it’s 10:00am where I’m sitting. Lots of interesting conversation/ observations. My private toll of charming lasted me 12 days. My man sharpshot50 is the winner! Congratulations to sharpshot50!!! Sharp pm me your PayPal and I will send you your winnings. Was this a fucked up thread or what?

 

[Maser]

Was this a fucked up thread or what?

We've had better.

 

[forrestgump01]

Not totally sure how long it takes for a roll to be used in my house, but I will say one thing for certain. I believe 99.9% that I am the only one in my house who knows how to replace the empty roll with a new one.

Here you go buddy !

 

[Autofire]

 

[sixtyfournmor]

I have a hairy fucking ass crack, ahh no way can I compete with some here.

Then sometimes I add beer and tacos/ deermeat the night before or maybe brats. 1 roll is nothing to me, it's like seeing a penny on the ground. Wife unit buys 64 pac's of ass wipe.

 

[sharpshot50]

I'll be honest, I never really thought I would make 10 bucks by guessing how many squares of ass paper another human uses in a sitting... but I suppose stranger things have happened.

Thanks, @Seed tick!

 

[Jscb1b]

Share the wealth and poo it forward.

 

[sea2summit]

I'll be honest, I never really thought I would make 10 bucks by guessing how many squares of ass paper another human uses in a sitting... but I suppose stranger things have happened.

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Thanks, @Seed tick!

Pre beer virus that was a lot of shit tickets, now it what? Half a day's worth if a roll last 12 days

 

[Fig]

 

[Ankeny]

A roll of TP normally lasts me several weeks. However I am scheduled for a colonoscopy in a couple of days so:

 

[kurtispalu]

Pro tip: get the smaller 10 packs of baby wipes and when you're ready to use them, put a small pack in the microwave for 30-45 seconds.

Warmth cleanliness upon the o-ring. Leaves you feeling like royalty.

Us peasants can't afford to have a microwave in the bathroom

 

[clcustom1911]

Us peasants can't afford to have a microwave in the bathroom

Proper prior planning prevents piss poor performance.

 

[SonicBurlap]

Now we finally know what Oh,Bummer's fundamental transformation of our nation was all about: the nation that put the first man on the moon can no longer put toilet paper on store shelves, instead people will be scooting along sidewalks pretty soon: San Francisco, and other sanctuary cities were just the prelude.

 

[OldSalty]

Next up...

String theory.

 

[Bullfrog08]

Just use the tp, rinse in sink, set aside to dry, then reuse.......

 

[_Windrider_]