Maggie’s Too heavy, even for Shankster?

Re: Too heavy, even for Shankster?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: azsteve</div><div class="ubbcode-body">she lives about 45 miles from my house, I wonder if I can see her from my back porch. I bet she is on social sec. because she can't work. </div></div>

SS and food stamps. Lots of foodstamps.
 
Re: Too heavy, even for Shankster?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: rascaldog</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I love to see our tax dollars at work. Another thing, how in the hell does she wipe her........... </div></div>

automatic car wash, the undercarriage blaster?
 
Re: Too heavy, even for Shankster?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: rascaldog</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I love to see our tax dollars at work. Another thing, how in the hell does she wipe her........... </div></div>

Answer, ever seen a dog run it's ass on the carpet?
 
Re: Too heavy, even for Shankster?

A bullet's much cheaper and a hell of a lot faster than 22k calories a day. I'd almost like to see the results of that physical to prove she's healthy; I don't know if the test will even register how high her cholesterol (amongst other things) must me. That's just sick.