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Maggie’s Top 10, old one

Mike_in_FL

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    Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    # 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    # 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    # 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    # 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    # 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    # 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    # 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

    # 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after handling it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

    # 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
     
    Re: Top 10, old one

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kinsman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I told my wife that when she turned 40, I would trade her for two twenties.

    She said that I wasn't wired for 220....</div></div>

    score 1 for your old lady