Maggie’s Top 10, old one

[Mike_in_FL]

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after handling it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

 

[Prairie Wolf]

Re: Top 10, old one

Correction: You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

 

[Kinsman]

Re: Top 10, old one

I told my wife that when she turned 40, I would trade her for two twenties.

She said that I wasn't wired for 220....

 

[RedGoat]

Re: Top 10, old one

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kinsman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I told my wife that when she turned 40, I would trade her for two twenties.

She said that I wasn't wired for 220....</div></div>

score 1 for your old lady