Maggie’s Top 12 Country Songs

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12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine

11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better

7. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's like You're Still Here

4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him a Lot

2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger

AND THE NUMBER ONE COUNTRY SONG IS:

1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a
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#2
Re: Top 12 Country Songs

I think the Williams family is a great study in country music. The songs are the same - crying in your beer blues, a simple rythm, nothing in the chorus over 4 syllables, and a 3 piece band. The more things change the more they stay the same. Notice how Hank 3 sounds like Hank 1 but sings about problems more like that of Hank2?

Good luck

 
#12
Re: Top 12 Country Songs

It was just a funny list, and I have been a Coe fan for some time. It sure was nice of Steve Goodman to make that song right for him...

In terms of real favorites, the list would be too long.

The Ride ranks up there though. As does Hank's "Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound..."


 
#16
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I didn't know there was a Hank3.
Not a big fan of country. My folks used to force us to watch Hee Haw. Fucking Buck Owens and Grandpa Jones can rot in Hell.




I'm not bitter.
 
#17
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Sad to hear it Tucker, sad to hear it. Don't you remember the large chests of those smart girls just laying around behind the shed with a an old Bloodhound. Didn't you and your friends try to imitate the Buck Owens chuckle? It was a classic back when the total options on tv numbered at 3 channels...

Souther Virninia. Sa-Lute.
 
#18
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I didn't know there was a Hank3.
Not a big fan of country. My folks used to force us to watch Hee Haw. Fucking Buck Owens and Grandpa Jones can rot in Hell.




I'm not bitter. </div></div>

Bitter or not, it's good you chose not to further blaspheme by insuting the great Roy Clark.

Any of ya'll remember the luscious Barbie Benton???
 
#19
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I almost hunted with Roy one day.
Instead, he ended up in one pit blind and I in the other. Luck of the draw, I suppose.
Roy and those juggy girls were the only things on that show worth watching.
Although Junior had his moments.
 
#23
Re: Top 12 Country Songs


Copperhead Road - i forget

The Gambler - Kenny Rogers

Highway Junkie - Randy Travis

Papa Loved Mama, Rodeo - Garth Brooks

Uneasy Rider, Long Haired Country Boy - Charlie Daniels Band

Rodeo Song - David Allen Coe

Mud on the Tires - Brad Paisley

Sharecropper's Son - Yonder Mountain String Band (bluegrass)

any Hank Williams tune

plenty more i can't think of








 
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