TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTH

[Maggot]

> THE TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
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> 31. When I retire, I'm movin' north.
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> 30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
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> 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
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> 28. Duct tape won't fix that.
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> 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken
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> 26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
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> 25. You can't feed that to the dog.
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> 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
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> 23. Wrestling is fake.
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> 22. We're vegetarians.
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> 21. Do you think my gut is too big?
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> 20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
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> 19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
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> 18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
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> 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
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> 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
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> 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
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> 14. Trim the fat off that steak.
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> 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
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> 12. The tires on that truck are too big.
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> 11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
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> 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
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> 9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
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> 8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
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> 7. Checkmate
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> 6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
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> 5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
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> 4. I don't have a favorite college team.
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> 3. You Guys.
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> 2. Those shorts really ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
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> AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
> 1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!

 

[Maxwell]

Re: TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTH

When my parents would have a 'disagreement', my father would say, Lil, stop fighting, the South lost the war already, mama would just shoot right back, 'The South will rise again!'. That was pretty much the end of that discussion.

Maxwell

 

[303_enfield]

Re: TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTH

19. Honey, we don't need another dog.

So true!

 

[Immorteq]

Re: TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTH

#7 is the winner!

 

[coach4christ]

Re: TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTH

Keep bashing all us southerners. Just remember if were not for us, you northerners would be the southerners. Oh and by the way, if it wasn't for the south, college football would stink.

 

[Maggot]

Re: TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTH

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coach4christ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Keep bashing all us southerners. <span style="color: #FF0000"> Just remember if were not for us, you northerners would be the southerners. </span> Oh and by the way, if it wasn't for the south, college football would stink. </div></div>

<span style="color: #FF0000">Huh? </span>

Actually,the post is a compliment to US southerners. Im from Virginia, Bub. You know, Richmond, capital of the confederacy, Lee, Jackson etc. Your skin will thicken once yor around here for a bit.

 

[dieselgeek]

Re: TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTH

Oh number one....
It only cost me a night in jail, thousands of dollars, a Job, High Insurance and 2 years probation.

It's now the number one thing I say while I'm out.

 

[*greenhorn*]

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30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.

thats just wrong, well if the tell you anyway

 

[GAP-10]

Re: TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTH

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Immorteq</div><div class="ubbcode-body">#7 is the winner! </div></div>

How true. ;-)