Well, now, here's a delicious thought..........I hear you, and it's not a bad premise at all, but I think I'd rather he went all 'Oprah' and stated:
"Here's an Indictment for you, and here's an Indictment for YOU, and here's an Indictment for Ya'll,,,, and here are Indictments for All-Ya'll.....!"
How about, indictments handed out to exactly the same people that received the "mystery" envelopes at GWB's funeral ? The Feds come up, identify "Hilliary Rodham Clinton", read the charges against her, cuff her and clear her head getting into the back seat of the Crown Vic with childproof locks on it. Gawd, I gotta take the rest of the day off......