Ugly Outfit Contest

[Lowlight]

Merry Christmas Everyone,

It's the 12 days of Christmas and I want to do an Ugly Outfit Contest as new Gravity Ballistics Shirts just showed up.

I am going to give away, at least 12 shirts, one a day until Christmas.

Post your ugliest Christmas outfit, what did MOM make you wear or what did the Kids buy your for Christmas that was less than ideal ?

I'll pick winners and mail out T Shirts ...

 

[TheHorta]

We have jets now, bro.

 

[Lowlight]

Knowledge Bombs

 

[diggler1833]

I love this time of year. You can ask everyone if they are going to the ugly sweater party, and then play it off when they get offended.

I'll see if I can scrounge up a sweater with David Rooney's face on it. I got this one in the bag...

 

[mtrmn]

Jets ain't near as classy as WWII planes designed with the right freedom loving frame of mind. IMO.

 

[Maser]

It's too cold out to show off my Summer whites.

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[camotoe]

∆∆∆. i see you been vaccinated...

 

[Lowlight]

Ya I just want to give away some shirts for Xmas

 

[Maser]

Ya I just want to give away some shirts for Xmas

You should sell locks of your tactical goatee.

 

[Doc68]

Ya I just want to give away some shirts for Xmas

Then just send me one.....

Doc

 

[Kadams1563]

Enjoy lmao.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Muh Birfday Suit is perty fuggly .

 

[Maser]

Muh Birfday Suit is perty fuggly .

It gets me hard none the less.

 

[Lowlight]

See I can give all 3 a shirt cuz it’s Xmas

 

[Maser]

See I can give all 3 a shirt cuz it’s Xmas

It's Christmas, not Xmas you unwashed heathen!

 

[AllenOne1]

Does this count?

 

[yakstone]

Here is my entry.
Jojo heading out for a walk in the snow.

 

[Ronws]

Ya I just want to give away some shirts for Xmas

I'll take one. 2XL or XXL, however you are spelling it.

 

[Ronws]

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Enjoy lmao.

Man, when you play ugly sweater contest, you don't joke around.

I hate to say it but having been a Cowboys fan since 1971 and seeing their season this year, I might have to consider my Cowboys hoodie an ugly sweater to match their ugly season.

I even changed out my hitch cover from the Cowboys star to the UT Longhorns. (I was at UT @ Arlington in 1982.)

 

[Im2bent]

 

[Lowlight]

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I"ll allow it !

Better Christmas spirit than some people I know

 

[6.5SH]

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I didn't know you were in Alice Bowie

 

[Lowlight]

I love Alice Bowie and Scatterbrained does an awesome cover

 

[Baron23]

Ok Frank, its not really me...and its not really Christmas-y...but I love this pic (and seem to also love posting it lol) and still laugh my ass off at this guy who came on the board asking us what we thought his kit was missing....general response was a brain. lol

But if you happen to have an extra t-shirt.....well

Hope you and Laura have a joyous Christmas and a very healthy and prosperous new year. Cheers

 

[Snipe260]

Here is my entry.
Jojo heading out for a walk in the snow.View attachment 8568382

Here is my entry.
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Reminds me of a joke.
Ole mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her dog a bone! She bent over, rover took overand she got a bone of her own! I wear xxl!

 

[Aqua Mark]

2XL please!

 

[softcock]

I never Post personal image on internet ...but, being it was my 3rd Christmas, Me Rockin my new Pistolas, Hat and Pony .

Yippee Ki Yay MuthaFuckas .. I Don't Wear No Ugly Sweaters for Christmas.
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[Mike Casselton]

I'm having this printed on the back of some shirts.

 

[oneshot86]

I never Post personal image on internet ...but, being it was my 3rd Christmas, Me Rockin my new Pistolas, Hat and Pony .

Yippee Ki Yay MuthaFuckas .. I Don't Wear No Ugly Sweaters for Christmas.
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Had to be a black horse, what was his name? Blackie?
That's racist

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[TexPatriot]

Man, when you play ugly sweater contest, you don't joke around.

I hate to say it but having been a Cowboys fan since 1971 and seeing their season this year, I might have to consider my Cowboys hoodie an ugly sweater to match their ugly season.

I even changed out my hitch cover from the Cowboys star to the UT Longhorns. (I was at UT @ Arlington in 1982.)

It appears ugly sweaters are the least of that father's problems.

Things are starting to look 'kinky.'

 

[TexPatriot]

Reminds me of a joke.
Ole mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her dog a bone! She bent over, rover took overand she got a bone of her own! I wear xxl!

I think that would be Old Mother Hunbbard's great granddaughter now with the nose ring and ass crack tramp stamp.

I first heard that in the 60's.

 

[Lowlight]

I’m gonna get caught up in the morning

We were busy today

 

[Modoc]

I’m gonna get caught up in the morning

We were busy today

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

How's this outfit?

 

[Lawless]

We do ugly pajamas every Christmas

 

[Lowlight]

Gonna reach out today for addresses of the Winners so far !!!

Even my Daughter dressed up a horse this weekend

 

[Sparky]

Here is my entry.
Jojo heading out for a walk in the snow.View attachment 8568382

“because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you….” Emo song lol look at that hair!

 

[roostercogburn98]

Horse 1 and 3 dressed for a parade, they all had flashy lights for the ride. Horse 2 and 4 weren’t old enough to play

 

[Modoc]

Getting frustrated. My reply to @Lowlight was supposed to be;

“Time for the next step! Love seeing the next generation getting involved. “

 

[Lawless]

I just got word I am being gifted a shirt! Thanks Lowlight and staff

 

[Lowlight]

My Daughter’s barn had a XMAS parade too,

 

[roostercogburn98]

My Daughter’s barn had a XMAS parade too,
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That’s one of them jumpy horses

 

[Modoc]

That’s one of them jumpy horses

If it’s like the one I used to ride, it will go really fast and only turn left.

And everything was a horse eating (bush, Rabbit, tractor, etc) to shy away from.

 

[Lowlight]

It’s her friend’s jumpy horse, i call it a Mini horse

her jumpy horse is recovering from an injury

 

[roostercogburn98]

Damn, that’s a good looking horse

 

[Major Wader]

Hard to see the shirt, cause I'm covered with kids.

Should I be lucky enough to be selected, I'm an XL in normal sizes, and 2XL in more "modern/Athletic" cut shirts.

 

[texastonk]

Me circa 2009 trying the captain pose in my clause outfit

 

[Waco Kid]

I made the letters too big so hard to read when I’m wearing it, but here’s my home made totally awesome Christmas shirt haha!