Ummmmmm Manatee... the other, other white meat!

[sirhrmechanic]

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2025/03/31/canada-slaps-retaliatory-tariffs-on-flamethrowers-manatee-meat-fake-beards-and-live-monkeys/

Them Canuckistanians sure are getting sporty..

Tariffs on flamethrowers, passenger drones and manatee meat!

Whoever is writing their bills is %$#@ing hilarious!!!

Well, I always said Canadian Humor is second only to British Humor.... I mean... Dan Aykroyd? Bob and Doug? John Candy? Anne Murray? The Toronto Blue Jays!!! They crack me up!

Sirhr

PS. Where can I get some Manatee Meat? Ideally tenderloins or backstraps that don't have propellor damage!

 

[918v]

I prefer Nutria to Manatee meat.

 

[kl3309]

Don't know the cut but it's got good marbling:

 

[Ronws]

I prefer Nutria to Manatee meat.

And can you make Ratatouille with Nutria?

Yeah, that was a long stretch to make a joke but it made me giggle.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Don't know the cut but it's got good marbling:
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If that is manatee… that looks good!!!

Hot oil, some Cajun spice. Blackened…. Yeah baby!!!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[theLBC]

some of these may actually have a market in canuckistan.

Canadians will soon find themselves paying more for imported American accordion parts, emus, bovine semen, and clothing made with asbestos fibers. Toronto residents who dreamed of reaching the stars with an American-made spaceship will pay 25 percent more to make their dreams come true. Ottawa diarists will have to pay 25 percent more if they want to record their daily adventures in a diary imported from the United States.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

some of these may actually have a market in canuckistan.

Justin Bieber -er- Trudeau is their biggest customer….

 

[Darryle]

I've been being fucked by my government for so long, I am ready to set at the table with the other tardos and play tariff poker, we may not win in the beginning, but I bet the back end will make up for it, especially when they start seeing the American people are fed up and stubborn as fuck and realize they don't have the financial ability to wait us out.

 

[Maser]

 

[supercorndogs]

Don't know the cut but it's got good marbling:
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If manatee meat looked like that. No wonder they almost went extinct.

 

[Maser]

If manatee meat looked like that. No wonder they almost went extinct.

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Apparently trying to eat an actual 96 ounce steak is a real thing.

 

[hlee]

Manatee is tariff is a weird one. Illegal to hunt, kill, or consume across their range. I read somewhere supposition that the Canadian tariffs are well padded with bullshit to make it seem like they’re doing something when they really are not doing anything of substance.

Kinda like…

When I was a kid, my dad worked for the state govt. He showed me some “tax paid” stickers for illegal goods. These were real, bonafide, official tax documents, to show that- for example- drug dealers had paid taxes on their cocaine. Of course drug dealers were not applying for the stickers. But, it did allow the state to charge them with tax evasion…

 

[kl3309]

If that is manatee… that looks good!!!

Hot oil, some Cajun spice. Blackened…. Yeah baby!!!

If manatee meat looked like that. No wonder they almost went extinct.

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It's fake, unfortunately.

 

[hlee]

It's fake, unfortunately.

Real ribeyes, just not manatee ribeyes…

 

[jabonra]

A lot of these make more sense when you consider that the Canadians are actually chinese