Around here on Sunday afternoon, all the folks getting out of church, head for the Golden Corral to invite calories into their hearts and arteries....
They have a giant cow on top of a huge sign way up high, but it's to let you know that if you look like that cow, then you need to head straight to the golden corral to put on a bit more finishing weight.
Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of good looking fit folks around, but we are also loaded with people who would feature in one of Al Bundy's worst nightmares. Gender isn't an issue, you wouldn't be able to check anyways. Just large non descript mounds of fat waddling towards another eatery, while consuming some thousand calorie drink...
Wife and I went by the Golden Corral last night. "Oh hey! Want to eat there hon?" Its kind of a running joke with us. My momma used to think the golden trough was so awesome.
I call it Canes and Walkers or the Golden Hog Trough.
I am actually old enough to remember the Golden Corral being a pretty nice steak house....not any more. Its a shit bucket, that people eat meals out of.