Be a shame if some nordic-types decided that America needed a game of "Viking axe to the neck" to be played at random.
Would make for some CCTV security camera viewing worth watching!
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^^^ I now, it's not vikings. It's some poncey British Knight. But it does give the Saxon-types ideas, doesn't it?
Sirhr
PS. This is all just satire. I do not advocate, promote, recommend, or condone having pale and pasty people chop the heads, arms, legs, hands, feet, willies, ears, or backstraps off any person, real or fictional, living or deceased and particularly not swarthy types as that would be unfair. I, my agents, understudies, acolytes, stalkers, ancestors, members of this forum, pasty-types everywhere, and especially the Scots are not responsible for this content. As See on TV. Offer not valid on Guam.