"Viking calendar predicts the world will end Saturday"

[BALLISTIC]

According to people in England they are saying that the Viking calendar says that Ragnarök is upon us. Which if you don't know means that the oceans will swallow all land, and afterwards two humans will get to start over in Midgard, or Earth. I'm not so trusting of the English from reading history, but I will make sure I am partying like a Viking in case it does happen.

Viking calendar predicts the world will end Saturday

 

[Veer_G]

Just for all you believers in the Norse ways ...

 

[1J04]

No can do man, I'm busy Saturday.

 

[Bdevr]

No can do man, I'm busy Saturday.

Lmfao. Couldn't have come up with a better answer if I had to.

 

[sulcop96]

Well if I am going to die with the rest of the world and the there are only two people left I think I'd rather it be two hot chicks. At least then I can look down from Valhalla and have some after life amusement. Do ghosts get aroused??

Sully

 

[Barneybdb]

The survivors are to be me and Kate Upton.

 

[Dogtown]

The track record of these kinds of predictions should be enough for people just to roll their eyes.

 

[79jeepcj5]

The Mayans beat them to it. Over a year ago. I personally think it ended in 2008.

 

[BoilerUP]

I thought Thor was busy shooting a few more Marvel movies...?

 

[sulcop96]

I'm only 48 and this is now five or six in my lifetime. If our ancestors were not so obsessed with the day the worlds ends and more interested in mankind getting its collective shit together we would all be in Utopia now and not mulling over the next doomsday.

Sully

 

[79jeepcj5]

Amen Sully

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

I've an auction to go to Saturday, can they hold off a day or so?

 

[W54/XM-388]

More empty promises...

I've been promised the end of the world way too many times & they all lied.

 

[Victory]

If you like your doomsday, you can keep it!

 

[rw496]

I almost fell for the whole drink the kool aid and kill yourself to board the comet spaceship thing a few years ago. ..not this time

 

[coach4christ]

I thought the world ended with y2k!!!

 

[wirehand]

Dammit!... my Nigerian uncle is sending me 12 million dollars this weekend too.

Just my luck

 

[Finris]

Finris, here so when do you want Ragnarok to Start? I'm sure I have something to do with it....

 

[2ndamendfan]

They keep picking dates and one day they will get it right.

 

[High Binder]

the oceans will swallow all land,

Today I learned: Al Gore is a Viking.

 

[Gunga]

Al Gore is to Vikings as
Richard Simmons is to special operations pipe hitters

 

[diverdon]

Finris, here so when do you want Ragnarok to Start? I'm sure I have something to do with it....

Not in my time, nor in the time of my children or their children or their children's children's children...........

 

[Maggot]

My fall back statement seems appropriate here.

Fuckem'

 

[sulcop96]

Is this going to happen Eastern, Mountain or Central time? I'm working the overnight shift and just wondering when to get my coffee and make popcorn?

Sully

 

[Guest]

The world ended for the Vikings in 1978.

 

[CSAR]

OK... you guys are putting up some pretty damn funny comments. I'm cracking up over here.

 

[hlee]

I'm not creative enough to come up with something funny about the end of the world. But, a lot of other people are...

The Best Rapture Bomb Pictures

 

[marduk185]

damn its sunday here and i cant catch a break....

 

[Flying Goose]

We'll we're all still here looks like the vikings had it wrong too!

 

[mallrat]

Didn't want to show up the Mayans

 

[Veer_G]

The world ended for the Vikings in 1978.

Not quite as permanently as it did for these guys in '97.

 

[sulcop96]

Crap, put all my eggs in the world ending basket and now I have to go to work with a hell of a hangover with the worst friction burns on my Johnson I ever had. But then again, it was a great night so thank you Vikings.

Sully

 

[Flyingbullseye]

 

[Maggot]

Anybody know when the next end of the world is?

 

[TheGerman]

Did I miss it?

 

[KYpatriot]

Did I miss it?

Yep, and it looks like you and I are the only ones left. $#%$ing Vikings. You better at least have an accent.

 

[sulcop96]

Anybody know when the next end of the world is?

Yes, in about 20 min. blew my paycheck at the strip club and on my way home to tell the wife.....

 

[Killer Spade 13]

Yeah, well I'm still paying on the bunker that I bought for Dec. 21st, 2012.

 

[Rattler56]

So much for planing for retirement, just can't get a break.