Joe complains to Mike that his elbow has been bothering him. Mike says "Go to the Walmart Dr. Its a machine, dump a urine sample in there and it tells whats wrong with you." Joe figured he would try it. He goes to Walmart and dumps his urine sample in the machine. After 30 seconds the machine prints out instrustions that read "You have tennis elbow, take some Aleve, its on aisle 2 and avoid heavy lifting." Later that night, Joe wondered if he could mess with the machine. So he mixed puppy pee, urine from his daughter,wife, and a little semen of his own. He took it to the machine and dumped it in, waited 30 seconds. The machine printed instructions "Your puppy has worms, meds on aisle 3, your daughter is addicted to crack, your wife is pregnant with twins, not yours either, get a lawyer, and quit jacking off or your elbow will never get better"
