Wasn't I supposed to have been lectured with doom and gloom by Captain Potatohead on Tuesday?

[TheGerman]

It's Wednesday. Now, I was out most of the day and at night shooting in the dark and all, but I seem to remember that Captain POTATUS was supposed to have his drooling ass wheeled out in front of everyone to read a bunch of doom, gloom, omicron and threatening bullshit off a teleprompter at us.

I remember this because last week, that soulless ginger cunt with absolutely zero redeeming qualities to the point that she'd still be a virgin after being locked up in a men's prison, kept saying that on Tuesday everyone that did not take the vaccine would have new things happening or whatever.

Well it's Wednesday. What's up?

 

[Crewdog135]

I was thinking I missed something too. Well, not really missing, but yeah. I love it when my government threatens me. It makes me all warm inside.

 

[LawnMM]

They had the talk, was apparently a nothinburger

He didn't throw down the sweaty isotoner gauntlet

 

[1moaoff]

My guess is they are either waiting until after the 1st or they saw a poll that said don't do it.

 

[M8541Reaper]

I thought he was set to announce on Thursday… tomorrow.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Basically, If you dont take the shot, youre dead.

 

[BufordTJustice]

It's Wednesday. Now, I was out most of the day and at night shooting in the dark and all, but I seem to remember that Captain POTATUS was supposed to have his drooling ass wheeled out in front of everyone to read a bunch of doom, gloom, omicron and threatening bullshit off a teleprompter at us.

I remember this because last week, that soulless ginger cunt with absolutely zero redeeming qualities to the point that she'd still be a virgin after being locked up in a men's prison, kept saying that on Tuesday everyone that did not take the vaccine would have new things happening or whatever.

Well it's Wednesday. What's up?

I really think your better off to have missed it? whatever it is? Everytime I hear those dipshits I think about how fucking stupid the cunts that voted for them are...

 

[Cowpokey]

Basically, If you dont take the shot, youre dead.

damn...I kind of expected to cash in a while ago with the dumb shit I've done thus far in life, but figured since I made it this far I might just hit fiddy next summer. So sad, I was much too young.

 

[Numb_Skull]

If you get vaccinated Brandon promises to repeal the NFA.

 

[candyx]

Reporter asked why he didn't have the tests ready for the public. Pedo Joe stated come on man the new variant surprise everyone over night. Pedo Joe's brain is running 6 weeks behind , there is no cure for stupid.

 

[rtB]

Would you have done what the Potato in Chief recommended if you had watched it?

 

[7.62willdo]

They had the talk, was apparently a nothinburger

He didn't throw down the sweaty isotoner gauntlet

Smelling faintly of small children…..

 

[Threadcutter308]

It even sank in with Idaho Spud's speech writers that there are too many people saying Omicron is a nothing burger and the latest data doesn't support Omigeddon. They all told Golden Russet to keep clam about it, or look even stupider than he already does.

 

[CxAgent]

But he made it a point to say it was a patriotic duty to get vaccinated and if you felt like that wasn't enough and wanted to do more get the boosted. Fucking Moron

 

[Threadcutter308]

But he made it a point to say it was a patriotic duty to get vaccinated and if you felt like that wasn't enough and wanted to do more get the boosted. Fucking Moron

Didn't watch it/him, never will. Did he tell the un-vaxxed to move to Canada ? You know, like a bunch of libs threatened to do (but never did) when DJT won ?

 

[theLBC]

he did, i think. same mumbling bullshit as always.

 

[Not a Sniper]

Winter solstice. Shortest day of the year.

"Winter is coming...." (Unvaxxed, un-Patriotic insurrectionists!)

Here is my POTATUS, Commie Sock puppet recap:

 

[WeiserBucks]

It even sank in with Idaho Spud's speech writers that there are too many people saying Omicron is a nothing burger and the latest data doesn't support Omigeddon. They all told Golden Russet to keep clam about it, or look even stupider than he already does.

Keep Idaho the fuck out of this.

 

[MCSO1357]

Chicago and Boston mayors announced what is basically a vaccine passport to participate in society.

 

[DocRDS]

Biden said its all the unvaccinated's fault and he's ordering a bunch of free tests for everybody (seriously). You can apply for one through a website (TBA). ALso 1000 troops to help hospitals.

Also don't panic.

I thought there would be more and big prime time but I guess it was a whatever mid-afternoon PC

Our govt in action.

 

[Cowpokey]

Biden said its all the unvaccinated's fault and he's ordering a bunch of free tests for everybody (seriously). You can apply for one through a website (TBA). ALso 1000 troops to help hospitals.

Also don't panic.

I thought there would be more and big prime time but I guess it was a whatever mid-afternoon PC

Our govt in action.

which is pretty much the end of his official duty day...and nap time.

 

[kthomas]

Biden said its all the unvaccinated's fault and he's ordering a bunch of free tests for everybody (seriously). You can apply for one through a website (TBA). ALso 1000 troops to help hospitals.

Also don't panic.

I thought there would be more and big prime time but I guess it was a whatever mid-afternoon PC

Our govt in action.

I was hoping there was also going to be an announcement in regards to firing Fauci.

Maybe next time. They really need to drop that guy.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Keep Idaho the fuck out of this.

Fair enough, my bad.

 

[louu]

Chicago and Boston mayors announced what is basically a vaccine passport to participate in society.

Dam how are they supposed to rob liquor stores and kill each other?

 

[louu]

Ok, three things,

1. In my wife's hospital system there is less than nineteen patients with covid. That's the whole system, not just one hospital. Yeah, yeah we all know how fake this hype is.

B. @TheGerman you crack me up man, all of your posts are awesome!

3. I fuckin love this forum! Hope we all don't get banned

 

[isofahunter]

He said COVID is a bigger worry than not paying @TheGerman back the 500 bucks you owe him.

 

[Snipe260]

Who gives a fuck what that demented geriatric patient has to say? Not me!

 

[Cowpokey]

Ok, three things,

1. In my wife's hospital system there is less than nineteen patients with covid. That's the whole system, not just one hospital. Yeah, yeah we all know how fake this hype is.

B. @TheGerman you crack me up man, all of your posts are awesome!

iii. I fuckin love this forum! Hope we all don't get banned

FIFY...this is why we can't have nice things...fffffffffttt

 

[WaltHer]

You didn't notice, German, because you're still free (ish). Only the vaxxinated (and not many of them) give a fuck what that pathetic bag of oatmeal, his "ginger cunt", and the fascist left have to say anymore.

I think the rest of us are completely desensitized to words ending in "ist", "ism", "phobia", or "inated". Change my mind.

 

[myronman3]

Chicago and Boston mayors announced what is basically a vaccine passport to participate in society.

wonder if that will stop all the shootings and crime?

 

[TheGerman]

Basically, If you dont take the shot, youre dead.

Yeah but I saw that shit last week already from some bullshit WH press release.

Since then it was all 'shits happening Tuesday'.

 

[TheGerman]

Chicago and Boston mayors announced what is basically a vaccine passport to participate in society.

Yeah but like..no one cares about chicago or boston.

 

[TheGerman]

Biden said its all the unvaccinated's fault and he's ordering a bunch of free tests for everybody (seriously). You can apply for one through a website (TBA). ALso 1000 troops to help hospitals.

Also don't panic.

I thought there would be more and big prime time but I guess it was a whatever mid-afternoon PC

Our govt in action.

Lame.

They talk so much shit and then....nothing.

I was thinking that this might finally be when they literally full out threaten us. But no.

So can I order like 98709 tests a day because I keep thinking I have covid?

 

[TheGerman]

Would you have done what the Potato in Chief recommended if you had watched it?

Is this real life? Is this an actual question?

 

[DocRDS]

Lame.

They talk so much shit and then....nothing.

I was thinking that this might finally be when they literally full out threaten us. But no.

So can I order like 98709 tests a day because I keep thinking I have covid?

Yeah but only in February when its up and running and only using the website they are making. But its free (Paid with your taxes ya rich bastard!)

No, that's not a joke. Well kinda in a way...

 

[rtB]

Is this real life? Is this an actual question

Sheesh, I was being sarcasticle.

But you did seem to be awfully concerned about what Mashedtaters in cheese said at his "try to read off the teleprompter" TV show.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Yeah but I saw that shit last week already from some bullshit WH press release.

Since then it was all 'shits happening Tuesday'.

Hang in there, we'll get through this, I know youre tired of this, we're all tired of this.
- Joe Biden

Heres a breakdown of his speach.

Here’s what we know about Biden’s speech on the U.S. Omicron response.

The president is expected to announce several new steps, including setting up new testing and vaccination sites, deploying federal vaccinators and buying 500 million rapid tests to distribute free.

www.nytimes.com

 

[TheGerman]

Sheesh, I was being sarcasticle.

But you did seem to be awfully concerned about what Mashedtaters in cheese said at his "try to read off the teleprompter" TV show.

I didn't want to miss out on the threats!

 

[rtB]

I didn't want to miss out on the threats!

Yeah, I guess we're all waiting for that "If you are unvaxxed, please report to your nearest Union Pacific freight depot" moment.

 

[OldSalty2]

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Thats why I ordered half a Billion more tests.
- Joe Biden

That made some Chinese company plenty happy I'd imagine.

 

[forrestgump01]

I didn't want to miss out on the threats!

White House Decorated With Touching Christmas Message 'YOU WILL DIE'

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The nation’s capital grew even more festive as the White House unveiled its facade lit with a resplendent light display spelling out the touching message, “YOU WILL DIE.”

babylonbee.com

 

[Jim Out]

Where did the Larry Flint BOObs for Boosters in Vagas [sic] go?

 

[D1gger]

With this guy, we get the "Early Bird Special" press conferences that are over by 4pm. Nobody sees them and he doesn't miss dessert that way

 

[earthquake]

 

[Rthur]

Just like the man in this gif, I'll not listen to either...

R

 

[HiDesertELR]

I heard "someone" was going to address the nation... At 2:30PM EST? Naturally, I didn't pay any attention, because who addresses the nation at 2:30PM EST?

Not The President of The United States of America.

That would be idiotic.

Oh wait... Now it makes sense. Gotchya

 

[Aftermath]

Is this real life? Is this an actual question?

 

[TheGerman]

lol I dont know why, but that song has stuck with me since childhood. Driving around in the backseat of the car with the radio on, so as a child, youre stuck with whatever the parents have on the radio. Well, I remember this song like it was yesterday and leave it on whenever I come across it.

I've also said 'same as it ever was' to people more than a few times.