Can you say “Dayton”... ?
True story: took the family to the Air Force Museum at Wright Pat a number of years ago. My wife’s cousin was a Captain serving with what is now NASIC at the time. After we spent a couple of days touring the museum he took us on a driving tour of the base. We were cruising down the tarmac in his family mini van, we turn a corner and run straight to a MIG 29, with another one in pieces-parts spread all over the pavement. “Oh... Yeah... we bought 12 of those from a Russian General looking to make a quick buck...” Me, eyes as big as saucers: “Can we stop and take a look...?” That was a big no... something about pavement, face down, and M16s...