Well here is a defense ill never be able to use

Obviously a well-endowed rapscallion ...

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Dick Patterson and Peter Sapak? And the Stenographer's name outta be Oralee Weegasp.

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Unbelievable. Is there anyone here who believes he didn't kill her? One good bite-down, that's all I'm sayin'. Then he didn't call anyone for 24-48 hours. He was "clearly" concerned for the safety and well-being of his lover. He needs some OJ justice to catch up with him, because he sure got away with this one. I bet we haven't seen the last of him.
 
Unbelievable. Is there anyone here who believes he didn't kill her? One good bite-down, that's all I'm sayin'. Then he didn't call anyone for 24-48 hours. He was "clearly" concerned for the safety and well-being of his lover. He needs some OJ justice to catch up with him, because he sure got away with this one. I bet we haven't seen the last of him.

From the sounds of it she must have had to disengage her lower jaw, like a Boa eating a Boa, in order to mouth the member so its not likely she could have employed adequate "bite force".

Its not innocence or guilt, its finding a defense that's never been used and be the first to run with it.