Well that’s it I’m getting vaccinated!!!!!!

[7.62willdo]

My penis SHRANK more than 1in 'due to Covid damage' & docs say it's permanent

A MAN claims his penis has shrunk by an inch-and-a-half due to Covid, and doctors say it can’t be fixed. The anonymous male said the lasting effect of the virus has damaged his self confidenc…

www.the-sun.com

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I believe penis shrinkage is caused by repeatedly watching CNN during lockdown. Another possible side effect from CNN binging is suddenly developing an unhealthy and predatory attraction towards neighborhood children...

 

[BufordTJustice]

I've got the length to spare...

 

[oneshot86]

I could use a reduction in lenght as well, damn toilet water is cold

 

[Brushout]

Holy crap...if I got that shot I would probably turn into a female!

 

[accurate obsession]

He just "sees" less of his pecker because his gut grew proportionally during lock down.

 

[Spring1A]

^^^^Thats called DICKYDOO.

 

[Salad_shooter]

Ah, the old " if you don't do what we tell you , your penis is gonna shrink" trick

I'm still waiting to go blind from whackin it so much .

"They" have been lying to me since I was six. 20/20 vision here

 

[powell]

^^^^Thats called DICKYDOO.

Arctic dilemma, 4" of clothes and 2" of hose

 

[Maggot]

NO more soy for you.

 

[300 grainpill]

#Bigfatcock

 

[theLBC]

well, if your dick shrinks after the clotshots, at least you'll know it's working.

 

[Anb618]

I could use a reduction in lenght as well, damn toilet water is cold

And deep…

 

[Docsherm]

The jab causes ED.........

 

[vinniedelpino]

At lease he was above average before the jab

 

[Jefe's Dope]

This makes literally zero sense. Your dick is a bag that holds blood. How does your dick bag shrink? It can expand, but shrinking, permanently, does not compute.

 

[acudaowner]

external blood bags make you full like bull again . or you could try stop looking at pics of Hilary Clinton that would help you get hard again .

 

[Mwalex]

And that is what happens when you masturbate to nudes of Hillary Clinton.

 

[accurate obsession]

And that is what happens when you masturbate to nudes of Hillary Clinton.

 

[candyx]

I had a reduction done when I was 12 because I couldn't wear shorts during the summer.

 

[LoCal247]

I had a reduction done when I was 12 because I couldn't wear shorts during the summer.

You put shorts on your tits?

 

[MadDuner]

I’m happy to report I got to miss out on THAT side effect. Oh happy day.

 

[Salad_shooter]

This makes literally zero sense. Your dick is a bag that holds blood. How does your dick bag shrink? It can expand, but shrinking, permanently, does not compute.

I say we consult our local medical guru @powdahound76 ...

What you say powda? Bat flu make yo pee pee smol?

 

[powdahound76]

I say we consult our local medical guru @powdahound76 ...

What you say powda? Bat flu make yo pee pee smol?

Mine was small before I got the Rona!!!

Cant tell if its smaller or Im just fatter….

I think dude is a foolish attention whore with a small peepee and doesnt want to admit thats why chicks dump him.

How does a virus “shrink” epithelial tissue?
Not 100% and calling bullshit.

 

[Punkur67]

I got covid twice! No wonder it's soo little now

 

[Salad_shooter]

Mine was small before I got the Rona!!!

Cant tell if its smaller or Im just fatter….

I think dude is a foolish attention whore with a small peepee and doesnt want to admit thats why chicks dump him.

How does a virus “shrink” epithelial tissue?
Not 100% and calling bullshit.

 

[candyx]

Mine was small before I got the Rona!!!

Cant tell if its smaller or Im just fatter….

I think dude is a foolish attention whore with a small peepee and doesnt want to admit thats why chicks dump him.

How does a virus “shrink” epithelial tissue?
Not 100% and calling bullshit.

"A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93. The average length of their flaccid penises was 8.46 centimeters (3.4 inches)"

Average Hide "Member" ( 2.9 inches) when erect shooting 6.5 creedmoor...... That's why everything is made in china they have bigger dicks then us.

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[theLBC]

Mine was small before I got the Rona!!!

Cant tell if its smaller or Im just fatter….

I think dude is a foolish attention whore with a small peepee and doesnt want to admit thats why chicks dump him.

How does a virus “shrink” epithelial tissue?
Not 100% and calling bullshit.

he's only getting a semi. vascular issues from spike protein induced clotting.

 

[Salad_shooter]

“My penis has shrunk. Before I got sick, I was above average, not huge, but definitely bigger than normal. Now I've lost about an inch-and-a-half and become decidedly less than average.


My sides are in fucking orbit dude spent his whole life worrying if he measures up. Oh the sweet irony of the Chinese creating a bat virus that was specifically designed to shrink "big Rmerican penis"

 

[MK20]

if any of you are still in the military and have had the covaids, this may be an interesting disability claim....

 

[kenny1773]

DID IT SHRiNK????

 

[candyx]

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DID IT SHRiNK????

Is that a cougar or a milf cause I can already taste the bad sushi.....

 

[6.5SH]

Maybe he measured it wrong

 

[Jefe's Dope]

"A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93. The average length of their flaccid penises was 8.46 centimeters (3.4 inches)"

Average Hide "Member" ( 2.9 inches) when erect shooting 6.5 creedmoor...... That's why everything is made in china they have bigger dicks then us.

What's the point of measuring a flaccid penis? That's like testing flat tires.

 

[Cowpokey]

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DID IT SHRiNK????

it hadn't until I saw that....fuckage.