What are we celebrating today??

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  • Oct 23, 2017
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    In a van, down by the river.
    THIS!!

    'MURICA

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    I cant speak or the rest of ya'll but what I celebrate is, and it never fails to bring a little choke into my throat and tear to my eye:

    "We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. "

    Thomas Jefferson
    04 July 1776

    And then:

    Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal... that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

    Abraham Lincoln
    November 19, 1863

    Maggot out.
     
    My church hosted a God and Country breakfast where we had over a hundred attending - remarkable for such a small church. The speaker was a vietnam veteran, air cavalry, and he spoke about how much America means to him, and how much it should mean to each of us. Our pastor read to us from George Washington's first innagural address about the need to remember that America is a blessing from God, and that we Americans are stewards of that blessing. Furthermore, we are blessed beyond measure to have been born Americans. The rest of the world is not so fortunate.

    My thanks to our forefathers for coming over here and for having the heart and the backbone to pledge their lives, fortunes, and sacred honor. My thanks to anyone who's ever put on the uniform, and thanks to any family who now has an empty seat at the table so that we can be free.

    Afternoon spent shooting and lifting.

    God bless America
     
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    What am I celebrating?
    Greeting my English wife this morning with a shit eating grin on my face and saying:
    "Happy Independence Day hon! Reckon the queen is gonna put on a big barbeque today?"

    Wife: "So....what's your check stub look like this week?"

    Touche
     
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    I know what I want to celebrate today....

    I am hoping that I can hear that the women's U.S. World Cup soccer team has gotten their cocky, arrogant, anti-American, MAGA-hating, kneeling-during-the-national-anthem, worthless a$$es handed to them by The Netherlands! And I hope that kneeling broad gets a broken ankle. Netherlands, baby

    Besides, they have a hot, classy queen!

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    I never root for America to lose at anything... but those bull-dykes with the funny balls are un-American twats... And it would be hilarious to invite them to the White House just to be nice to the LOSERS...

    Maybe serve them kale.

    Sirhr
     
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