What Did You Spend On Your Valentine's Day Extortion Payment???

New girlfriend? That explains it. Wait 5 years and you'll get a hamburger and a Reese's Cup, wait 25 years and she'll have left you with something in the frig. Enjoy it while you can......


There are people, both men and women, who learned that a gesture such as that, or those less grand, go miles and miles towards a great relationship.
Im hoping for him, this gal is like that. And he like that for her.

Some folks just get it.

Know a gal who when her new beau met her family, she “took care” of him while they drove back home. She said, “men like to be appreciated and I was appreciative. A beer or whiskey was inappropriate while driving”. She also knows that once a week at random and not having to ask will keep a fella happy and productive.

Not sure road head is a lot safer than driving with a drink, perhaps easier to defend to the policeman why you crossed the line.....?
 
Nothing that’s why she was being bitchy all Valentine’s Day. So I did her a favor Saturday and went shooting all day. That made it so much better, for me that is. I couldn’t take the shit any more so Sunday I got her a freaking card and flowers.
 
There are people, both men and women, who learned that a gesture such as that, or those less grand, go miles and miles towards a great relationship.
Im hoping for him, this gal is like that. And he like that for her.

Some folks just get it.

Know a gal who when her new beau met her family, she “took care” of him while they drove back home. She said, “men like to be appreciated and I was appreciative. A beer or whiskey was inappropriate while driving”. She also knows that once a week at random and not having to ask will keep a fella happy and productive.

Not sure road head is a lot safer than driving with a drink, perhaps easier to defend to the policeman why you crossed the line.....?
Where the hell do I get one of these? That shit went out the door years ago, like a year after we got married.
 
Well.

Having been married once I get it.

I also know that its different for men and women. So making sure you take care of their needs is key too.
And I dont mean being the king of cunnilingus or the commander of her Gspot, though they never complain about that.....
 
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